Is Mike Tyson really gonna do a porn with Jenna Jameson...

[KillahBee]

backstory, please. did she go to school with you, or was she already a pron chica, or what? In short, how did you come to be huggin up on her?

How did I come to be huggin her? The same way any guy comes to be huggin a hot, slutty, coke-loving, daddy-issue-having chick: I waited in line and then paid for it. In cash.

 

[pintoca]

killah has mad skillz

 

[gotmilk]

thath ludicrith!

This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me.

 

[gotmilk]

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard"

 

[gotmilk]

My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm

 

[gotmilk]

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian

 

[bullett]

me and Jenna when I was in college.

unfortunately, I did not bang her nor do I have a 14 inch cak

Man, I see that acne med is working great....might better slow it down a bit though, you're facial features are beginning to run...

 

[KillahBee]

Man, I see that acne med is working great....might better slow it down a bit though, you're facial features are beginning to run...

That is actually one huge blackhead.

 

[jackangel]

My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm

this is approximately the best quote a human could ever utter.

 

[pitbullstl]

It had diamond-plates zippers and the stitching was actuall made out of the hair of 3rd generation Dutch royalty.

lmao....


Bling on soldier.....