Is anyone else here into clown porn?

[supersizeme]

I just want to make sure I'm not weird or anything. I have an entire DVD collection of nothing but clown on clown action. There are few things in life that get me off like watching two, three, even four clowns fucking each other. I like it when the male clown pulls the rainbow wig off the female clown while he's ontop of her with her legs up in the air and big floppy clown shoes are flying all over the place, then he hits her in the face with a balloon poodle. The best is the circus music playing in the background. I have this one that is filmed in the backseat of a Volkswagon Beetle and it's like 40 clowns going at. The female clowns are all yelling "gimme that big red clown cock!!" while they honk their noses and the male clowns are juggling asses that are on fire. Give it up for clown porn. I know ya got some.

 

[AAP]

I think I hear musclebrains coming now...

 

[slack3r]

im scared of clowns.

 

[supersizeme]

Bunch of big nasty clown haters is what you all are. You people are not right in the head.

 

[AAP]

The best part is when a male clown is fucking another male clown and despite his face being in the pillow, you still hear his nose squeek with every downward thrust.

 

[TheProject]

Well, you asked for clown porn...

 

[HumorMe]

Location: "off in another window dowloading porn"

Now we know!

 

[TheProject]

 

[TheProject]

And, the last one...

http://www.knottyclown.com/index2.html

 

[supersizeme]

LOL

Mods, please don't move this thread to the Pictures of Dominating Clowns forum. Let it stew over here in Chat for a little while.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Thanks! Now I have another role for the wife to play!

 

[AAP]

I can't picture you clowns ever having sex....

 

[supersizeme]

You know I'm just clowning around, right?

 

[AAP]

Enough of this clown shit...

 

[Bigsatan13]

Enough clowning around already.

Big Satan, you should make your wife dress up in a gas mask with Hello Kitty slippers and then bang her while she's watching CNN

A gas mask would block an orfice! No slippers, only catch-me\fuck-me pumps.

 

[supersizeme]

Ya'll stop clowning me. You are probably the people who started up http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/

I am still unable to find this site a while ago where you could rent this rent this dominatrix clown who's specialty was "making you laugh while I punish you."

 

[supersizeme]

I FOUND IT!!! I'm going to email this guy and ask him how he got into the business.

www.ouchytheclown.com

"As your clown dominant, I am your excruciating source for

Bondage and discipline
Hot wax
Straight razor shaving
Boundary pushing
Making you laugh while I hurt you


I have been a practicing clown dom for over two years and am respectful of all limits. Trust me, I'm a clown. "

 

[saint808]

i was watching this one clown porn and there was this hot naked mime sitting there naked and then this little car pulled up and 30 clowns got out and had a giant gang bang.

 

[saint808]

I FOUND IT!!! I'm going to email this guy and ask him how he got into the business.

www.ouchytheclown.com

"As your clown dominant, I am your excruciating source for

Bondage and discipline
Hot wax
Straight razor shaving
Boundary pushing
Making you laugh while I hurt you


I have been a practicing clown dom for over two years and am respectful of all limits. Trust me, I'm a clown. "

oh dear god... that is so wrong on sooooo many levels

 

[supersizeme]

That clown has no idea what's coming. I'm gonna totally put him out of business. I am way more ripped than his fat ass, plus I have a much pointier hat with a railroad spike coming out of the top as opposed to the gay ball ontop.

 

[saint808]

HOLY SHIT! He lives here in San Francisco!

(415) 789-8439

it's the 415 area code... oh shit, lol

and that surprises you why?

 

[the nature boy]

rent Vulgar the Clown. It's about a clown who gets raped by a father and son.

here's a movie review, and they've talked about it on Howard Stern

http://www.nypost.com/movies/41936.htm

 

[AAP]

He looks like a real ass clown.