Imma piss away my tax refund cheque like a sailor

[PICK3]

digi in 3, 2, ...

 

[billlfred]

you're getting a refund cuz you're a broke dick ngr bish


balee dat

 

[PICK3]

you're getting a refund cuz you're a broke dick ngr bish


balee dat

tr69

butt, I'm gonna act like a bawse for a weekend

 

[dabuffguy]

Lol @ small Turkish dylan

 

[PICK3]

and I'll be paying Kohls.com a visit!

 

[WoodyO]

WTF gets a refund? I owe like $8k. Are you on the 1040EZ too?

 

[PICK3]

WTF gets a refund? I owe like $8k. Are you on the 1040EZ too?

maybe

 

[nydj66]

No refund for me this year. Lost a grand to changes in the child tax credit.

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[cindylou]

You don't have to be broke to get refunds, lol

billlfred lemme look over ur taxes before you file

 

[billlfred]

show me your ass first!

 

[cindylou]

I don't have time, I'm fresh out!

 

[wootoom]

I'm gonna fuck a guy like a sailor


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[wootoom]

I got 2 million credits for my return


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[nangiggles]

You don't have to be broke to get refunds, lol

billlfred lemme look over ur taxes before you file

This, I set myself as married but withhold as single to the highest rate.

I rather be safe than sorry and I guarantee a return, I think of it as forced savings

 

[WoodyO]

That's an amazing story.

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm so fuckin drunk

 

[cindylou]

This, I set myself as married but withhold as single to the highest rate.

I rather be safe than sorry and I guarantee a return, I think of it as forced savings

Yeah, I always set mine to w/hold a little more because it's easier to play with deductions with money you've paid in already. Also, I mean, broke? I don't get that mindset that if you get a refund you must be broke. I've done my personal taxes for over 10 years now and I itemize, AND have to file in multiples states and while this year might be a lil sketch, I have always gotten something back from my home state and the Fed. I've gotten 12k before.

 

[PICK3]

This, I set myself as married but withhold as single to the highest rate.

I rather be safe than sorry and I guarantee a return, I think of it as forced savings

you aren't helping

you are a broke ass bish

 

[nangiggles]

you aren't helping

you are a broke ass bish

My part time job pushed me into a different tax bracket this year and it cost me over a grand in refund considering I have no kids I'm surprised I get anything

 

[bigbassturd]

Fuck, I always pay in.

I thought it was a requirement for working-age white males with decent incomes?

 

[miplank]

I always end up paying in too


FML

 

[miplank]

If you've already filed...you're a broke ngr bish.


FACT

 

[cindylou]

haha, aww too bad you don't get that super secret female tax credit

 

[bigbassturd]

I always end up paying in too


FML

it's a hard life out here

 

[bigbassturd]

haha, aww too bad you don't get that super secret female tax credit

Wot?

 

[miplank]

haha, aww too bad you don't get that super secret female tax credit

you don't know

 

[caligirl85]

haha, aww too bad you don't get that super secret female tax credit

Shhhhhhhh

 

[PICK3]

it's a hard life out here

and so is my ...

 

[digimon7068]

digi in 3, 2, ...

not sure how i missed this...my apologies...please carry on with said pissing...someone's gotta spur on this damn economy with something other than purchases of musical instruments, music lessons, voice lessons, wrestling gear and baseball equipment!

 

[bigbassturd]

So digi I might need a new tax guy next year

My tax lady drove her camaro 150mph and smashed into another car last week

She walked away, but killed the 15 year old kid driving, her older sister, the older sister's unborn baby, and put their mom in ICU

So she's probably not gonna do my taxes next year....

 

[digimon7068]

I always end up paying in too


FML

if you base your estimated payments on your safe harbor (i.e., prior year tax) and you make more than you did the year before, you will generally owe...short of some big deductions in the current year that you didn't have in the prior year.

 

[cumsybear]

if you base your estimated payments on your safe harbor (i.e., prior year tax) and you make more than you did the year before, you will generally owe...short of some big deductions in the current year that you didn't have in the prior year.

I "over deducted" this year...I don't have barrycare and it's cheaper paying out of pocket ( 50% discount because I pay cash). Fuck the IRS if they want to "investigate me" and freeze my assets because I have bitcoin money....fuck them...their leverage comes from government forced violence against my accounts and destroying my liquidity for compliance....I'm nobody's slave.

 

[-SD-]

I "over deducted" this year...I don't have barrycare and it's cheaper paying out of pocket ( 50% discount because I pay cash). Fuck the IRS if they want to "investigate me" and freeze my assets because I have bitcoin money....fuck them...their leverage comes from government forced violence against my accounts and destroying my liquidity for compliance....I'm nobody's slave.

Youre EF's slave

 

[nangiggles]

Tax evation, one more charge for the wrap sheet

 

[bigbassturd]

Evasion*

 

[-SD-]

*rap sheet

 

[digimon7068]

So digi I might need a new tax guy next year

My tax lady drove her camaro 150mph and smashed into another car last week

She walked away, but killed the 15 year old kid driving, her older sister, the older sister's unborn baby, and put their mom in ICU

So she's probably not gonna do my taxes next year....

See your PM

 

[miplank]

Cindy told me digi doesn't know dick and she'll do my taxes.

 

[digimon7068]

Cindy told me digi doesn't know dick and she'll do my taxes.

does she know used car lifo? i do

 

[cindylou]

Lol, I did not say that and I wouldn't touch the corp

 

[miplank]

does she know used car lifo? i do

Do you look sexy doing them?


No? Then you're fired.

 

[digimon7068]

Do you look sexy doing them?


No? Then you're fired.

i look DEAD-sexy when i'm doing them...

 

[miplank]

i look DEAD-sexy when i'm doing them...

You look like death

 

[digimon7068]

You look like death

I'll give you this much...I'm sure I won't look as sexy doing tax returns as you will in federal prison for fucking up your tax return...tall drink-o-water like you? You'll be love-at-first-sight for Bubba, balee dat!

 

[miplank]

alright you're hired

 

[miplank]

 

[digimon7068]

 

[miplank]

ollololoololo

 

[-SD-]

Small turkish tax return