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I'm the least sexy man on elite

you are a bit mannish, smalls!
hmmm. i'm gonna have to top this somehow.

*puts on thinking cap*
oops, that's a condom. hang on.........
 
smallmovesal said:
how was xmas freak?

i forgot to give you your present... :p
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please say its a new penis cozy
please say its a new penis cozy
please say its a new penis cozy
please say its a new penis cozy!

Good smalls. i have money to pay my delinquint bills. YIPPEEE! actually, i'm happy. how bout you's?
 
Freak Show said:
you are a bit mannish, smalls!
hmmm. i'm gonna have to top this somehow.

*puts on thinking cap*
oops, that's a condom. hang on.........
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I think you win hands down . . . what did he say your old handle was Oral Pleasures with Monkey Testicles. That's, that's, that's so . . . you. :D
 
Kryp2o said:


I think you win hands down . . . what did he say your old handle was Oral Pleasures with Monkey Testicles. That's, that's, that's so . . . you. :D
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hey there princess! Hey, lookin at your avatar reminds me, my bathroom sink needs to be cleared. why don't you bring them pipecleaners on over and help a brother out.
 
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musclebrains said:


You're a bottom? Kewl.
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I almost set a stopwatch to see how long before this happened... were May3030 still here, he'd have done it in the first post responding.

and I'm a whatever
 
Freak Show said:

hey there princess! Hey, lookin at your avatar reminds me, my bathroom sink needs to be cleared. why don't you bring them pipecleaners on over and help a brother out.
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Hmmm . . . quit spitting male pubic hairs from your last Crying Game Night at the Copa Cabana from your mouth into the sink and you wont have that problem.
 
it's not debatable. i make a horrible man... if i weren't around it'd be a toss-up between scrappy himself and kryp2o's arms. :D

your penis cozy isn't quite finished yet... i was able to order the green sandpaper at the grit you desired but it might be a little while before i can get it.
 
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Test boy said:


I think I got you beat. I lost 6 P.M. buddies, all of them, after confessing to only being a top 2-5%er. :(

Chicks are tough to please. :(
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you mean b/c you said you had a huge schwang? I'm sorry to hear that - I'm really lucky - mine is smaller than you could ever imagine... only smaller.
 
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HappyScrappy said:



you mean b/c you said you had a huge schwang? I'm sorry to hear that - I'm really lucky - mine is smaller than you could ever imagine... only smaller.
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Actually my threads about Big Johnsons created a strong demand for me. I lost favor with all of them after confessing it wasn't me with the shlong as big as a forearm. I think a lot of it was coincidence but I don't think it all was.
 
HappyScrappy said:
top that
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you too? I'm not very attractive either. But at least I have personality. Uh.... actually I'm shallow. At least I'm rich. Well...... I don't have any money and I live in a box. Well, at least I'm funny. Dang..... nobody gets my jokes here.

Hmmmmm, I'm starting to realize that I'm a loser. :( Oh well, at least my army of robot monkeys will do my bidding. Then you'll all pay!!! Pay, I tell you!!!!!! <rubs hand together like an evil villan> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHH!!!!!!
 
yeah well he may have 2 assholes but I don't have any "taint". now that sucks. I have no space between my balls (aka funsack) and my asshole. Chicks dig a man with a big taint.
 
Nature, you are sooooo right about that!!! I'm ALL about the big taints! But what sucks about that is that you never know what you're gonna get!!!! I mean...with the other thing that would preferably be big, you can at least judge by the size of a man's hands or shoe size...but a big taint!!! There is just NO TELLING!!!!
When I find a man with the perfect-sized taint, I'm never gonna let him go!!!!


BTW...happy scrappy..if that is you in your avatar, that can't be true!!! ;)
 
polarpixie said:
Nature, you are sooooo right about that!!! I'm ALL about the big taints! But what sucks about that is that you never know what you're gonna get!!!! I mean...with the other thing that would preferably be big, you can at least judge by the size of a man's hands or shoe size...but a big taint!!! There is just NO TELLING!!!!
When I find a man with the perfect-sized taint, I'm never gonna let him go!!!!
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<blushing> Uh I didn't mean for you to read my stupid post!!!

You're silly BTW! Hope you had a great christmas! you guys celebrate that over there on the left coast right? ;)
 
The Nature Boy said:


<blushing> Uh I didn't mean for you to read my stupid post!!!

You're silly BTW! Hope you had a great christmas! you guys celebrate that over there on the left coast right? ;)
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Hehe...that's ok, your stupid post made me laugh!!! I'm not positive I even know what a taint is...but if it is what I think...I can't say that I have ever heard that term before...:lmao:

Yes, Christmas has been great...I'm getting a vacation that I have desperately needed! Thanx for asking! :bigkiss: Hope you did too! Wish parents didn't get on your nerves after more than a week, otherwise I would just stay here forever!!!
 
polarpixie said:


Hehe...that's ok, your stupid post made me laugh!!! I'm not positive I even know what a taint is...but if it is what I think...I can't say that I have ever heard that term before...:lmao:

Yes, Christmas has been great...I'm getting a vacation that I have desperately needed! Thanx for asking! :bigkiss: Hope you did too! Wish parents didn't get on your nerves after more than a week, otherwise I would just stay here forever!!!
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Good for you!! My dad was in the hospital getting his hip replaced :( so that kinda sucked. I took it harder than anyone in my family. Im not used to seeing those that I once viewed as indestructible in a hospital bed. But he's doing fantastic so I'm real happy.

Ok, as for a taint. I'm gonna explain it to you and to anyone else who cares. It's the place between a mans balls and his a-hole (aka the fleshy fun-bridge). As the saying goes:

It "taint" your balls and it "taint" your ass!!!

I hope you learned something today. :)

P.S. parents get on your nerves because they can. after all, who else is going to do it. it's their right to annoy and nag. you'll be doing it too one day!
 
I was born skinny, neurotic, and small boobies with a strong wit to match. Plus i'm from canada...oh shit...that's smalls.

Ok, I can't top you, Scrap.
 
The Nature Boy said:


Good for you!! My dad was in the hospital getting his hip replaced :( so that kinda sucked. I took it harder than anyone in my family. Im not used to seeing those that I once viewed as indestructible in a hospital bed. But he's doing fantastic so I'm real happy.

Ok, as for a taint. I'm gonna explain it to you and to anyone else who cares. It's the place between a mans balls and his a-hole (aka the fleshy fun-bridge). As the saying goes:

It "taint" your balls and it "taint" your ass!!!

I hope you learned something today. :)

P.S. parents get on your nerves because they can. after all, who else is going to do it. it's their right to annoy and nag. you'll be doing it too one day!
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Oh...I'm sorry!!! :( I do know exactly what you mean though...now it is hard not to worry about my parents!!! Glad he is doing well tho!

fleshy fun-bridge...yea...I kinda thought that was what you were refering too...*blush*........thanx....obviously we all have a nice little mental image in our head now....:eyes:
 
polarpixie said:

fleshy fun-bridge...yea...I kinda thought that was what you were refering too...*blush*........thanx....obviously we all have a nice little mental image in our head now....:eyes:
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gotta love the internet. If I knew you in person I don't think I'd say anything like that to you, I'd get waaaay to embarrased.

Well maybe after a few drinks I would.

;)
 
That may or may not be true...People ususally feel pretty free to talk about some really crazy stuff with me when I'm not drinking too....I mean, this one time, this guy started telling me about how he can.....uhmmm...I've already said too much!!! :eyes:
 
polarpixie said:
That may or may not be true...People ususally feel pretty free to talk about some really crazy stuff with me when I'm not drinking too....I mean, this one time, this guy started telling me about how he can.....uhmmm...I've already said too much!!! :eyes:
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it's amazing what men will say to a pretty woman. Most guys really don't know what they're doing when they talk to women. They just blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. There lies the problem. That's why i just keep my mouth shut when I ever get a chance (rarely) to talk to women. I let them do most of the talking, that way there's less chance of me sticking my foot in my mouth.
 
Oh.....is THAT why??? The blurting of the 1st thing that comes to mind? It allllll makes sense now! LOL! ;)

Anyway, Nature, I wouldn't keep so quiet if I were you, you make a lot of funny comments that otherwise people would miss out!
 
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MrMuscle said:


only if i can be on top
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whatever floats your boat

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