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Let me preface this by saying that but a short time ago I was a "good boy." I had recently gotten out of a relationship(translated as: kicked to the curb really hard by my ex) and I was still all emotional and looking to have an "emotional connection" with whomever I was sleeping with. I fixed that right good. I am now unashamed to say that I am an unrepentant whore! An unrepentant whore who just happens to be on a roll. On the last three saturdays I have taken some girl home. One girl was kind of chunky, but I don't care about that because she was fun.
Here's my favorite part. On monday, I lived everybody's fantasy. I've been talking to this lady recently. Well, she called me and we went out. She brought her friend with her. She says "You knew I was bringing her, right?" I was like yeah whatever. I figured that she just brought her friend out for company or whatever. Wrong. As the night progressed, it became very apparent that I was supposed to take the both of them home. So, I excused myself and freaked the fuck out. I called my roomate and was like "Dude, I need help bad! What the fuck am I supposed to do with two of them?" He wasn't any help. Finally we went back to my house and the two of them just raped me. I didn't even know what to do, which wasn't a problem because they sure did. I have to say that getting blown by two women at the same time is...I don't even know how to say it...it's a religious experience, that's what it is.
Ok, wait, I lied. The best part is who I woke up with yesterday. I've been lusting after this girl since the first day I saw her. For the last month I've had two pictures of her ass on my wall that I kiss almost every time I leave the room. Well, imagine my surprise when I woke up in her bed yesterday morning. How the hell did I pull that one off? I just hope that we didn't do anything because I would really like to remember having sex with her. I don't think we did, though, because I vaguely remember telling her that I was too drunk and I would just be sloppy and she is too much of a goddess to get anything but my best. So, I'm going to do something with her later tonight and maybe then we'll fool around. No sex though because I kind of like her and I don't like to have sex with people that I actually like right away. I'd like to get to know her better before we do that. Ok, it's mostly because she intimidates the hell of out me. But, shhhh, don't tell anyone.
I just had to get that out. My life is going to well and I just had to tell somebody. Thanks for listening people.
Here's my favorite part. On monday, I lived everybody's fantasy. I've been talking to this lady recently. Well, she called me and we went out. She brought her friend with her. She says "You knew I was bringing her, right?" I was like yeah whatever. I figured that she just brought her friend out for company or whatever. Wrong. As the night progressed, it became very apparent that I was supposed to take the both of them home. So, I excused myself and freaked the fuck out. I called my roomate and was like "Dude, I need help bad! What the fuck am I supposed to do with two of them?" He wasn't any help. Finally we went back to my house and the two of them just raped me. I didn't even know what to do, which wasn't a problem because they sure did. I have to say that getting blown by two women at the same time is...I don't even know how to say it...it's a religious experience, that's what it is.
Ok, wait, I lied. The best part is who I woke up with yesterday. I've been lusting after this girl since the first day I saw her. For the last month I've had two pictures of her ass on my wall that I kiss almost every time I leave the room. Well, imagine my surprise when I woke up in her bed yesterday morning. How the hell did I pull that one off? I just hope that we didn't do anything because I would really like to remember having sex with her. I don't think we did, though, because I vaguely remember telling her that I was too drunk and I would just be sloppy and she is too much of a goddess to get anything but my best. So, I'm going to do something with her later tonight and maybe then we'll fool around. No sex though because I kind of like her and I don't like to have sex with people that I actually like right away. I'd like to get to know her better before we do that. Ok, it's mostly because she intimidates the hell of out me. But, shhhh, don't tell anyone.
I just had to get that out. My life is going to well and I just had to tell somebody. Thanks for listening people.
