I'm in a Zen-like state of mind right now

[Nathan]

I have to be or I'll get really angry. I ran into this girl I have been seeing off and on for a year last night and got a little friendly but had no plans of doing anything too stupid. Eventually, she says her friend, who doesn't like me because apparently I'm flaky, wants to leave. Then she says, "Unless I stay at your place." I said if she wanted to she could. I've been dry for like 6 weeks so even though I knew she was probably gonna use this to try and get me back for blowing her off all the time I still figured I could use the sex. She ends up calling me before she's going to come over and says her car won't start and blah blah blah she'll be late. She ends up calling me this morning while I'm sleeping to lie to me about what happened. She has my favorite fucking sweatshirt now too. I hate being male. I am the walrus.

Cue Nathan-haters.

 

[alien amp pharm]

My life just brightened by reading this.

Thanks.

 

[-SD-]

lI am the walrus.

Just what the hell is that supposed to mean, bucko?

 

[WODIN]

I feel for you man...hope u get your sweatshirt back. Nothing worse than losing a favorite sweatshirt. I mean it is like having someone just take your favorite sweatshirt and leave. ya know?

 

[Nathan]

I feel for you man...hope u get your sweatshirt back. Nothing worse than losing a favorite sweatshirt. I mean it is like having someone just take your favorite sweatshirt and leave. ya know?

I'd better get the fucking thing back. Bitch has my hat too, but she stole that shit as soon as I bought it so I never really had the time to work that into favorite hat status. It had potential though, rest assured.