I'm going to kill a cat, how inhuman is this?

[Mr.Cucumber]

I have a wild cat in the backyard that hangs out under the bushes next to the bird feeder and attacks the unsuspecting birds. I'm going to plant a large pile of chocolate back there(which I hear they love) and it will kill it...any thoughts?

 

[needtogetaas]

start feeding it cat food take it in as your pet.

 

[OfficerNate]

I don't know if you have animal control in the city where you live. If you are worried about the humanitarian aspect, most animal control departments will set traps at your residence free of charge.

 

[SoKlueles]

dont kill the cat, just get a bb gun and shoot it, it wont kill it, it will just teach it that something bites it on the butt when it goes after birds

 

[Mr.Cucumber]

dont kill the cat, just get a bb gun and shoot it, it wont kill it, it will just teach it that something bites it on the butt when it goes after birds

Chocolate costs a couple of bucks...a BB gun at least 50 bucks, hmmmm Although the later of the two does sound like a lot more fun.

 

[SoKlueles]

yes it is more fun and it dont kill the cat, btw that is cats nature, go on the prowl
my brother and his friend was mean to a cat i used to have , and its no fun

 

[velvett]

Pretty inhumane.

Birds should know better - try moving the bird feeder.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

wasting chocolate like that is inhuman

also, your council usually gives you traps for nothing, like nate said

cruel bastard, shame on you

 

[Arabian]

They make minature bear traps.... for weasels and rodents.... try that.just kidding

 

[rykertest]

If you are gonna kill it, then just kill it with a big gun. Get it over with fast and painless and do society a favor. Cats SUCK.

 

[DannoMight]

Just get a squirt gun or a supersoaker and spray the shit out of it. Kitties don't like to be sprayed.

 

[velvett]

Just get a squirt gun or a supersoaker and spray the shit out of it. Kitties don't like to be sprayed.

YUP!

That's how I got the beast off the counter.

 

[ortiz34]

My GFs kitty sprays, she's a squirter

 

[redguru]

Hire Samoth to patrol your yard in fully camo with his bow and field points.

 

[PICK3]

Killing is wrong.

However, I don't see a problem with sacrificing a cat for an exotic cult that may score you poon.

just saying

 

[Cutiebaby]

Spray it with a spray bottle with water in it. It will learn to stay away after a few sprays

 

[redguru]

Why is it inhuman to protect one's domain? Are we not also predators. Binocular vision and incisors, et al.

 

[stosstruppe]

Why is it inhuman to protect one's domain? Are we not also predators. Binocular vision and incisors, et al.

Oh please - It's not as if the cat is coming to rape and pillage your property

Relocate the bird feeder or give the cat a good soaking.

 

[redguru]

Death to the usurper.

 

[jackangel]

kill yourself instead. guaranteed problem-solver.

 

[NJjuice22]

I got this cat that hangs out in my backyard. I call him "squirrel slayer" ...I have found like 3 dead squirrels in my yard and at first i didnt know how it was happening until I caught the cat stalking the squirrels at the bottom of this big tree. That cat is badass...i respect him now.

 

[rubberneck]

Get a big mean ass dog and turn it lose on it!!!! J/K

 

[the_clockwork]

kill yourself instead. guaranteed problem-solver.

I like his idea

 

[Raptorex]

kill yourself instead. guaranteed problem-solver.

...

 

[Mr. dB]

They'll make more birds, I don't think you're in any danger of having a shortage. Let the poor cat do his business. He'll only get the weaker, defective birds anyway, thus cleansing their gene pool. That's how nature works.

 

[DannoMight]

Its like having animal planet in his back yard. I loving watching my cat killing occasional mice and bugs.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

a cat is a very western world thing. They are just something to eat on the side of the Pacific. esp in Korean food

 

[medical]

Feeding birds is subverting nature. Cats are infinitely killable.

 

[Mr. dB]

These cats sound pretty dangerous. There's one in my bed right now, should I be worried?

 

[H_T_]

birds are awesome disease carriers. just watch.....

 

[c00per]

 

[hotzie]

lmfao

 

[Nobledude]

worst choice....

 

[nimbus]

how long does it take the chocolate to kill a cat

 

[jenscats5]

kill yourself instead. guaranteed problem-solver.

The best suggestion in this thread yet.....

 

[samoth]

Hire Samoth to patrol your yard in fully camo with his bow and field points.

You just want to see that cat make a fool out of me, don't you, lol?

 

[stilleto]

start feeding it cat food take it in as your pet.

good answer.
mr.c, i will hunt you down and feed you rat poison.

 

[jenscats5]

good answer.
mr.c, i will hunt you down and feed you rat poison.

Why go to all that effort?? Sniper rifle at 500 yards......

 

[samoth]

Why go to all that effort?? Sniper rifle at 500 yards......

Pfft... lemme do it. I could maybe possibly kinda hit him at 20 yards.

God, I suck.

 

[Mr. dB]

a cat is a very western world thing. They are just something to eat on the side of the Pacific. esp in Korean food

Good. We live in the Western world, I really couldn't care less whether my habits and preferences jibe with those of other cultures or not.

 

[Mr. dB]

birds are awesome disease carriers. just watch.....

Evil mite-infested rats with wings..

 

[stilleto]

Pfft... lemme do it. I could maybe possibly kinda hit him at 20 yards.

God, I suck.

well as long as you hit him its fine. what's the difference between a slow and painful death and a swift one anyway.

 

[samoth]

well as long as you hit him its fine.

Well, that's the challanging part there... at least he'd be easier to hit than a tiny cat.

 

[stilleto]

Well, that's the challanging part there... at least he'd be easier to hit than a tiny cat.

true.
go for the legs first. makes it harder for them to get away.