Im getting married today and stuff

[PoyeBoy]

so like hooray for me and stuff

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Congratulations!

 

[Gambino]

congrats dude...lol at posting on your wedding day

 

[Code]

Glad to see you two brolleys finally got to Massachusetts to tie the knot.

 

[Seashell]

Congrats Poye! Hope everything goes smoothly.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Congrats! Today is the last day of the rest of your life.

 

[jerseyart]

Congrats and best wishes.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

so like hooray for me and stuff

Married on a Tuesday?

 

[WODIN]

Congrats to you and my condolences to your bride.

 

[Smurfy]

wow.congrats. best of luck to you and your new wife.

 

[beastboy]

The sympathy card is in the male.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Married on a Tuesday?

yeah, place we wanted was booked full for 8-9 months, all they had was weekdays, so why not I guess, receptions this weekend, then the fourth we'z off to orlando, yay yay

 

[HumorMe]

You go girl! Congratulations.

 

[Becoming]

congrats man, good luck and don't fuck it up... wedding karma on the way when I recharge...

 

[beastboy]

I know on my wedding day, the only thing I could think about was posting on EF

 

[Y_lifter]

Have fun...

Hopefully you've had that "important" talk already..

 

[tiger88]

Have fun...

Hopefully you've had that "important" talk already..

is that about buying a mini van?

 

[Code]

Didn't know the Denny's was so tough to get into.

yeah, place we wanted was booked full for 8-9 months, all they had was weekdays, so why not I guess, receptions this weekend, then the fourth we'z off to orlando, yay yay

 

[PoyeBoy]

I know on my wedding day, the only thing I could think about was posting on EF

I aint got shit else to do, should I pace back and forth with anticipation? naw, fuck that, that aint me, im just chillen until its time to get ready

 

[PoyeBoy]

Didn't know the Denny's was so tough to get into.

nope, even better, dairy queen, fucking ice cream on the house

 

[Y_lifter]

Didn't know the Denny's was so tough to get into.

only if you want to reserve the private banquet facility

counter is always available

 

[Dougly]

Congrats! Are you going to put the Mrs. back in your avatar. Fine looking piece she is. I just ate a 40 in your honor.

 

[Nathan]

I know on my wedding day, the only thing I could think about was posting on EF

lol. You HAVE to post your vows on here. You've let us this far into your life, you can't back out now. It's the rules. Are you wearing one of those t-shirts with a picture of a tuxedo on the front of it or are you just gonna go with a real suit?

 

[string_bean00]

You're only going to have one vagina for the rest of your life.

 

[Y_lifter]

You're only going to have one vagina for the rest of your life.

Well, 2 actually if you count his new wifes vagina... Duh.
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[Lady Viking]

Congrats!

 

[Code]

Counting his tits, that's 6 boobs!

Well, 2 actually if you count his new wifes vagina... Duh.
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[Buddy_Christ]

Counting his tits, that's 6 boobs!

damn, i didn't know his gyno was that bad.

 

[Code]

LOL, he posted up a pic of himself a long time ago.
And while it really wasn't his tits, rather a blurry pic, he appeared to have genuine B cups.

damn, i didn't know his gyno was that bad.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Congrats orb! Wait... how in the hell did you find a girl who will put up with you???

 

[slickdadd]

I'm awaiting the post of "she's walking down the aisle right now orbs."

I'd laugh. You'd cry. Then I'd masturbate.

 

[Delinquent]

What are your plans when you get down here? Disney, Universal, etc? Need any recommendations for nightlife

 

[Lumberg]

Congrats orb! Wait... how in the hell did you find a girl who will put up with you???

three words:

mail order bride

 

[SoreArms]

good luck, measure her taint

 

[gymrat]

She still has time to back out.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

good luck, measure her taint

Right, we need it for our study. Also include her preference for anal. We are looking for a correlation on these two variables.

 

[Nathan]

damn, i didn't know his gyno was that bad.

He probably hardly has any gyno at all, if any, from what I remember. And if he does, then if he got down to around 8% you wouldn't even notice anymore I bet. It's just his bodytype to store a little fat on his pecs probably. Most peeps here are just dicks.
I love you poyeboy.

 

[Code]

10 to 1 odds against Poyeboy getting laid tonight.

Any takers??

 

[string_bean00]

10 to 1 odds against Poyeboy getting laid tonight.

Any takers??

Hahahahahahahahahahh, it's his goddamn wedding night...the boy better get laid.

 

[Lao Tzu]

so like hooray for me and stuff

So how was it?

 

[vinylgroover]

Wow....that's a shock, i really thought you were gay.

Congrats man

 

[Lao Tzu]

LOL. who wants to take bets on whether he will post on Elite on his marriage night?

Who wants to take bets on him posting on his honeymoon?

We need a really complicated system though. Like if he posts about man boobies on his wedding night that is a 20-1 winner. Stuff like that.