I'm getting laid this weekend.

[bdog527]

Going to a wedding saturday. I was in a relationship with the bride's cousin a few years ago. She was a freak. Well just found out she is going to be there and is single. If all goes according to plan should be a simple nail 'n bail. Wish me luck.

 

[Bullit]

Pump n' dump.

 

[Bullit]

White pee n' flee

 

[SV2]

good luck bro...

 

[Bullit]

or...

No.3 n' flee

 

[Bullit]

Fuck n' chuck.

 

[Bullit]

Hit n' Split


Now thats a beaut.

 

[Buffy Beffy]

That's horrible, but I guess this is from the female side.

 

[rnch]

no barebacking!!!!!!!!

make sure you wrap that sucker!!!!

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Good luck to you , young jedi!

 

[Bullit]

Hide the salami n' go home to mommy.

 

[Bullit]

Hit It n' Quit It

 

[Bullit]

C'mon.... join in... its fun for the whole family!

 

[biteme]

Going to a wedding saturday. I was in a relationship with the bride's cousin a few years ago. She was a freak. Well just found out she is going to be there and is single. If all goes according to plan should be a simple nail 'n bail. Wish me luck.

I hope she's not on the rag, or she got real fat. Get laid for me too. I quit fucking just to fuck, too much hassle.

 

[bdog527]

lmao@bullitbear.

Thanks to the well wishers.

And to the lady who said it will be horrible...i'm going for anal.

 

[bdog527]

Re: Re: I'm getting laid this weekend.

I hope she's not on the rag, or she got real fat. Get laid for me too. I quit fucking just to fuck, too much hassle.

yeah it would suck donkeyballs if she was fat. that would definitely put the kibosh on my plans. she was a cheerleader for a major SEC university so I'm hoping she still has the muscular tight look and not the fat flabby thing going for her.

 

[MeatHead57]

hahahaha good luck!

 

[The_Eviscerator]

two pumps and a cloud of dust!

 

[from zero]

Engage in sexual congress and ... um ... be proud of your progress ...

All the fucking good ones are taken.

 

[-SD-]

fornicate 'n eradicate.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Splooge em' and loose em'

 

[Bullit]

Slide your penis in n' leave with a grin

 

[bdog527]

wham, bam, thank you mam

 

[Bullit]

Blow on the face n' leave the place.

 

[supersizeme]

nail em 'n rebury em

 

[the nature boy]

find em, fuck em, and flee

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Wax the ass and make a dash....

this is fun.

 

[biteme]

fuck em' and shuck em.

 

[the nature boy]

hit her in the shitter

 

[-SD-]

nail em 'n rebury em

Fuckin' A.....man this doesnt even rhyme bro. You getting lazy on me?

 

[Bullit]

Shit on her chest n' Leave that mess.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Shit on her chest n' Leave that mess.

Since when were we into Scat?

 

[Bullit]

Since when were we into Scat?

We're not...thats why we leave the mess.

 

[biteme]

dick her and get out quicker b4 she makes you lickher where the crabs couldn't be any thicker.

 

[beastboy]

Lick her ass, but watch out fer her gas.

 

[Bullit]

dick her and get out quicker b4 she makes you lickher where the crabs couldn't be any thicker.

Whoa.... somebody brought their 'A' game.

 

[biteme]

fuck her like a jack rabbit and drop her like a bad habit.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Going to a wedding saturday. I was in a relationship with the bride's cousin a few years ago. She was a freak. Well just found out she is going to be there and is single. If all goes according to plan should be a simple nail 'n bail. Wish me luck.

Hey... where is the wedding... what State?

 

[beastboy]

No, you dont understand... its supposed to be kinda funny.

You never are funny, unless you dress up like a bunny!

BINGO! That is golden!

 

[bdog527]

Re: Re: I'm getting laid this weekend.

Hey... where is the wedding... what State?

TN

 

[Bullit]

Lick her ass, but watch out fer her gas.

No, you dont understand... its supposed to be kinda funny.

 

[bdog527]

Slam her in the ass and pass her to big ole' Cass.

lol...don't think she could handle the big man.

 

[biteme]

Slam her in the ass and pass her to big ole' Cass.

 

[biteme]

Slip her the meat, then leave quicker than a heartbeat.

That's enough. I could do this all night.

 

[Bullit]

You never are funny, unless you dress up like a bunny!

BINGO! That is golden!

The only way that could ever be golden is if I took a big ol' piss-aroo on it.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Leave her vagina racked with pain and then get on the jet plane!

 

[Bullit]

Slam her with the weiner n' pretend you never seen her.


GOLD BABY GOLD!!!

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Slam her with the weiner n' pretend you never seen her.


GOLD BABY GOLD!!!

THAT was AWESOME... Anytime you can use "weiner" it is a definite winner!

 

[biteme]

Leave her vagina racked with pain and then get on the jet plane!

Then head to Spain and fuck a plain Jane. Ugly girls need loving just the same.

 

[Bullit]

Hit her with the cock n' run down the block

 

[the nature boy]

hit her in the crack and blow a load on her back

 

[biteme]

Stick her with the pisser then leave and never missher.

 

[biteme]

Stick her with the pisser and then get the hell out and dis her.

 

[biteme]

Give her the pecker and then deck her.

 

[the nature boy]

fuck her in the skull then go watch the movie Krull.

 

[biteme]

hit her in the crack and blow a load on her back

Hahaha

 

[the nature boy]

nail her with your pole then stick her head in a toilet bowl

 

[Bullit]

Roofie in her drink n' hit her with your dink

 

[bdog527]

fuck that honey and then tell her she looks like Eddie Money

lol...i love any post that references Eddie Money.

 

[the nature boy]

fuck that honey and then tell her she looks like Eddie Money

 

[SV2]

Stick your cock in her ass... then put your butt in her face and make gas..

 

[the nature boy]

nail her with your boner then tell her that you OWNED her.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

fuck her in the skull then go watch the movie Krull.

Awesome... a Krull reference!

 

[Bullit]

nail her with your boner then tell her that you OWNED her.

LOL

 

[Bullit]

Jump her in the alley n' add one to your tally

 

[The_Eviscerator]

After a hard night of bonin' split and go watch Conan...the barbarian...

 

[the nature boy]

I used OWNED, Krull, and Eddie Money in this thread. I'm done.

 

[Bullit]

Fuck her in the cunt n' film it like Alan Funt

 

[the nature boy]

nail her in the can then go eat some green eggs and ham.

 

[Bullit]

Blast her in the muff n' go pound a Duff.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Fuck her in the cunt n' film it like Alan Funt

I like it..

On her Vagina be a butcher... then tell her she's Punk'd like Ashton Kutcher.

 

[the nature boy]

hit her with your stick then tell her your name is Alan Thicke.



bonus points for the canadian reference

 

[the nature boy]

fuck that ho then jump in a submarine like Jacques Cousteau

 

[Bullit]

Nail her in the poon n' leave and steal a spoon.

 

[the nature boy]

I fucked her like a pimp son, then killed her like O.J. Simpson.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Leave a deposit between her thighs.... then like Picard... jump in the Enterprise.

Man... these are getting increasingly cumbersome.

 

[the nature boy]

Leave a deposit between her thighs.... then like Picard... jump in the Enterprise.

lol

we're covering every aspect of pop culture.

 

[Bullit]

LOL....
this one would get me banned, so I wont put it up.
But it had the words 'cleaver' and 'beaver' in it.

 

[the nature boy]

fuck her in the face, then smash her with a mace.


+4.

 

[the nature boy]

LOL....
this one would get me banned, so I wont put it up.
But it had the words 'cleaver' and 'beaver' in it.

let me guess

I was hard on that beaver, just like Ward Cleaver.


obscure Leave It To Beaver reference.

 

[Bullit]

fuck her in the face, then smash her with a mace.


+4.

Well then...

Decapitate her with a cleaver n' ram it in her beaver.



(no Wally reference)

 

[the nature boy]

Well then...

Decapitate her with a cleaver n' ram it in her beaver.



(no Wally reference)

come on man, that's harmless.

 

[the nature boy]

fuck her in the ass, then smack her in the face with a sea bass

 

[the nature boy]

fuck her and pull her hair, then point and laugh at bullit because he's a bear.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Hit that pussy till it is dead I say... just like Uday and Qusay.

 

[the nature boy]

now we're kickin' it with current events.

 

[biteme]

Fuck her with a rubber, then grab your stick and clubher.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Hit it hard where she pees until she says "goddamn!! I think I found the WMD's!"

 

[Bullit]

Rail her little furry box n' tell her she's heinous and could use some botox.

 

[biteme]

Fuck her with your little Willy and when she laughs at you
slap the bitch silly.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Rail her little furry box n' tell her she's heinous and could use some botox.

LMAO

 

[Bullit]

Nail her with your bunker buster n' run with all the strength you can possibly muster.

 

[biteme]

Fuck her with your Tomahawk missile, then blow in her pussy with a whistle until you get out all of the gristle. With that folks, I'm outta here. Gotta go workout.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Slam her vagina as if crazed... until it looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

OK... I am done... my head hurts.

 

[slickdadd]

Instruct her to give a Rusty, all in the name of DUSTY

 

[slickdadd]

BTW....where in TN b dog.....and what SEC school.....*gears turning*

 

[the nature boy]

fuck her in the jaw, and say "damn bitch, you went through Shock and Awe"

 

[from zero]

Instruct her to give a Rusty, all in the name of DUSTY

Best one yet.

 

[from zero]

Give that ho a dirty sanchez, bitch you heard me, thats what i said, fuck that ho til the shit turns red, like a head ... of cabbage, bleedin like it was a stabbage, throw that skank on the side of road, ho is excess baggage

 

[supersizeme]

fuck her in the ear, then shoot your load into her beer