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Mike P.T.

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See my status. That means I know everything. Feel free to ask my God like self any questions regarding steroids and fitness. I'll be here all night.

Yes I'm bored and it's late I know. Sleep time soon. :)
 
Well good sir I have a serious question... you see i have these amps of zambon winny sitting here. im just soooo afraaid of needles. is it okay to drink them?

lol sorry that never gets old and you have almost 6000 posts so a good "lol" reply should do the trick for u.
 
Artemis_Entreri said:


bastard beat me to it!! :bawling:
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Hahaha!!! And to answer your question no you cannot drink winny!! Just because it is c-17 alkylated does not mean you can take it in orally. Ahhh the newbies and there questions!

Oh and another thing. If you're wondering "how much does A CYCLE cost?" it costs about 200$ but $150 if you have a good source.
 
Mike P.T. said:


Hahaha!!! And to answer your question no you cannot drink winny!! Just because it is c-17 alkylated does not mean you can take it in orally. Ahhh the newbies and there questions!

Oh and another thing. If you're wondering "how much does A CYCLE cost?" it costs about 200$ but $150 if you have a good source.
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ok-well since i cant drink it and im scared of needles-can i just shake it up and squirt it in my eyes like visine??
 
Mike P.T. said:


Hahaha!!! And to answer your question no you cannot drink winny!! Just because it is c-17 alkylated does not mean you can take it in orally. Ahhh the newbies and there questions!

Oh and another thing. If you're wondering "how much does A CYCLE cost?" it costs about 200$ but $150 if you have a good source.
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thanks for the advice! I just shot it in my anus. I heard it absorbs faster that way. :FRlol::FRlol::FRlol:
 
kwik95gt3 said:
can i stick fina pellets in my ass? or would you recommend using a ralgro gun to implant them behind my ear?
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lol! Ok well I'm done for the night. Anyone else have any more questions for me post them and I will return tommorow to hand down my knowledge of the sauce. :sleeping:
 
Artemis_Entreri said:


thanks for the advice! I just shot it in my anus. I heard it absorbs faster that way. :FRlol::FRlol::FRlol:
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good job bro! but make sure you use an 18g or bigger-those o-rings are tough to penetrate sometimes! you wouldnt want some little puny 22 breaking off in your sphincter would you?
 
kwik95gt3 said:


good job bro! but make sure you use an 18g or bigger-those o-rings are tough to penetrate sometimes! you wouldnt want some little puny 22 breaking off in your sphincter would you?
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very true. im all out of 18g. had to settle for 20g but i was REALLY careful.


gotta love late night kooky comedy. :)
 
Mike P.T. said:


lol! Ok well I'm done for the night. Anyone else have any more questions for me post them and I will return tommorow to hand down my knowledge of the sauce. :sleeping:
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What I am wondering oh wise one, is how is it that we just had the EXACT same number of posts only a few weeks ago, yet I have managed to get over 600 more than you now...and you are a post whore...What does that make me :eek2:
 
Why does it hurt so much when I inject sust into my anus?
 
The Terminator said:


What I am wondering oh wise one, is how is it that we just had the EXACT same number of posts only a few weeks ago, yet I have managed to get over 600 more than you now...and you are a post whore...What does that make me :eek2:
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Shit I didn't even realize that. Oh and it wasn't a few weeks ago it was about a little over a week ago. That makes you a God of post whores! :garza:
 
muscleup said:
how is stacking anadrol and d-bol for my first cycle sound ?....:)
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Just make sure you use at least 100mg of d-bol and 150mg of anadrol ed or else you won't see any gains. I also recommend taking it a good amount of anti-aromatises in this cycle. .25mg of arimidex every 4th day should ward off all estrogenic AND progestorenic side effects. Good luck with your cycle bro with a good high fat low carb low protein diet you should see a gain of at least 5 pounds in 12 weeks with that cycle. :)
 
I've been working out for 3 weeks straight now but I've only gained like 20 pounds of muscle. What kind of cycle should I do to make me look like Gunter Shurlycamp? You don't understand I need to get real big real fast because I'm going on spring break this year.

Oh yeah, I'm 17, 155 pounds. I bench over 400 pounds and can do 8 pull-ups in a row.

Thanks for making my cycle.

:)
 
Silent Method said:
I've been working out for 3 weeks straight now but I've only gained like 20 pounds of muscle. What kind of cycle should I do to make me look like Gunter Shurlycamp? You don't understand I need to get real big real fast because I'm going on spring break this year.

Oh yeah, I'm 17, 155 pounds. I bench over 400 pounds and can do 8 pull-ups in a row.

Thanks for making my cycle.

:)
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I would start a cycle right away......stay on for 6 months then 2 weeks off, 6 months on, etc.....do lots of orals...anadrol, dbol, winny....any oral you can get a hold......it's very important you only run the orals for 3 months.....then give your liver a break.....also do test, EQ, deca, fina, and some more test....run those for the full 6 months injecting a minimum of 3 cc's a day.....
 
Silent Method said:
I've been working out for 3 weeks straight now but I've only gained like 20 pounds of muscle. What kind of cycle should I do to make me look like Gunter Shurlycamp? You don't understand I need to get real big real fast because I'm going on spring break this year.

Oh yeah, I'm 17, 155 pounds. I bench over 400 pounds and can do 8 pull-ups in a row.

Thanks for making my cycle.

:)
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LOL!!!
 
Silent Method said:

What's funny? I told you, you don't understand but I HAVE to be big fast. I just need to know what I need to get.
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Ahhh so true bro. So true. The disturbing trend with the youths these days.....
 
what is funny about this thread is that it is nothing more than a pointless way to increase peoples post count. Cool. I am in for 1 now.

Karma Anyone?
 
I'm 165 ibs, and on my first cycle. I'm using 100 mg of dbol a day, and making good gains, but I think I need something stronger. Do you think I should use humalin-R or humalog with my d-bols? Do you think 100 iu's post workout will be enough? That's all the syringes hold... or do I need to use two syringes to get more?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I Do you think 100 iu's post workout will be enough? That's all the syringes hold... or do I need to use two syringes to get more?
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What you really need is just a bigger syringe, ask your vet supplier for some horse or buffalo ones.
 
"Do you have to train legs in order to get big?"

A friend of mine told me that I should incorporate squats and deadlifts into my training routine because it will help the rest of my body grow faster. Something about increasing testosterone and growth hormone output, and total body strength and mass. But, what the hell does he know. I am way bigger in the upper body than him so I called his bullshit. Girls don't care about the size of your legs anyways. All they care about is big arms and nice pecs. Holla, if you hear me!

:FRlol:
 
Not all girls ingnore the legs. If they are used to going out with big guys, then chances are they might have a problem with a pair of "get away" sticks.
 
Well I'm a god damn Chemical Wizard, and I'm putting it on my resume and apply for a job with Roche labs.
 
hey mike i was on durateston 1000wk and deca200wk my face got reallly swollen thats when everyone was sure i was juicing, one part of my face was bigger than the other , why is that??
 
I think this thread is approaching Chat Status... or has... many pages ago.

C-ditty
 
Mike P.T. said:


Just make sure you use at least 100mg of d-bol and 150mg of anadrol ed or else you won't see any gains. I also recommend taking it a good amount of anti-aromatises in this cycle. .25mg of arimidex every 4th day should ward off all estrogenic AND progestorenic side effects. Good luck with your cycle bro with a good high fat low carb low protein diet you should see a gain of at least 5 pounds in 12 weeks with that cycle. :)
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What is a "progestorenic side effect" and how does anastrazole block it?

Also, a friend of mine is using a new grey market supplement: 17-methyl creatine, which he claims is like 11.24 times more anabolic than oxandrolone. Do you know if I can stack it with HMB or is that too potent of a stack? I don't want to get all musclebound and all, just toned.

OH...and is 50 grams a day of soy/gluten protein too much, I don't want to blow out my kidneys.
 
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