I'm 25 and I realized 10 things.

[buttplug]

It's also never a good idea to play with your genitals an excessive amount because that's how they get all red and swollen and sore.

Swollen = bigger = good...
no?

 

[buttplug]

11.) You're a man.

haha; oh here we go again.

 

[Paulos]

Quality.

 

[Code]

11.) You're a man.

 

[velvett]

And then you will hit 40,
have an oppressive mortgage, kids, wife, in laws, step in laws, Bills, aches and noises coming from your body, plenty of vacation time but no time to use it, bad eyes, bad hair going grey...

And all these things will mean very little..

NICE

 

[Code]

haha; oh here we go again.

We just wanna see your tits.

 

[buttplug]

We just wanna see your tits.

NOWAYJOSE

 

[from zero]

How about your ass?

 

[buttplug]

I've already shown my ass. I guess you just missed it.

 

[from zero]

I've already shown my ass. I guess you just missed it.

Son of a ho.