I'm 25 and I realized 10 things.

[buttplug]

1. You can't make someone love you no matter how hard you try. All you can do is stalk them and pray they will panic and eventually give in.

2. The life experiences that do not kill you will only turn you into an emotionless cynical vegetable.

3. No matter how much you truly care, some people are just assholes.

4. You can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

5. You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs or the personality of a Jim Carey movie character.

6. Don't drive while stoned or drunk.

7. It takes months to build up trust, and it only takes one pico-second of suspicion to destroy it.

8. You shouldn't compare yourself to others since they are more screwed up than you think and probably more screwed up than you; they just hide it better.

9. I will somehow fuck up sooner or later and I will hate you for it.

10. The only person you can rely on is yourself.

 

[velvett]

Wait til you hit 30.

 

[FISHTALES]

 

[from zero]

This will be the second time I'm going to say:

Word is motherfucking bond.

 

[Shak]

4. You can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

 

[2Thick]

5. You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs or the personality of a Jim Carey movie character.

I beg to differ.

 

[the nature boy]

Wait til you hit 30.

lol beat me to it.

 

[Nathan]

It's also never a good idea to play with your genitals an excessive amount because that's how they get all red and swollen and sore.

 

[jerkbox]

i have a big weenie

 

[Y_lifter]

And then you will hit 40,
have an oppressive mortgage, kids, wife, in laws, step in laws, Bills, aches and noises coming from your body, plenty of vacation time but no time to use it, bad eyes, bad hair going grey...

And all these things will mean very little..