If you want a special present for someone...

[WODIN]

Get Mommakin to make you a quilt...I am not kidding in the least had a quilt made for my wife and it is beyond beautiful, the craftsmanship is fantastic. Plus her $$ are very good!!

Sorry if I embarressed you girl but my God this is beautiful!!!

Thanks again for making it!

 

[Freak Show]

Smalls once made me a penis cozy. It was from some old shag carpet and a bathmat. It wasn't much but I loved it.

 

[Phemomena]

It wasn't much but I loved it.

with one hand or two?? hehe... sorry, i'm feeling a little naughty today

 

[smallmovesal]

bwahaha except he kept using it to whack off instead of keeping it at an ideal temperature for insemination purposes (as it had been prescribed by a local witch doctor)... i kept getting all these emailed pics of the crusty cozy and freak holding it up with a big grin on his face. it was totally disturbing. in fact, that's why i called off the wedding. now i'm going to marry code.


jesus christ you have the mind of a psych patient freak show... lol

medication time... medication time.

 

[Hannibal]

sorry, i'm feeling a little naughty today

Thats nothing to apologize for

 

[Freak Show]

bwahaha except he kept using it to whack off instead of keeping it at an ideal temperature for insemination purposes (as it had been prescribed by a local witch doctor)... i kept getting all these emailed pics of the crusty cozy and freak holding it up with a big grin on his face. it was totally disturbing. in fact, that's why i called off the wedding. now i'm going to marry code.


jesus christ you have the mind of a psych patient freak show... lol

medication time... medication time.

what the hell's that supposed to mean?!?! Look who's talkin! You're all goin off about crusty cozies and big grins. And I'm the psych patient!??
I can't help it if my genius is misunderstood. I'm creative. I have talent. Deal with it.

 

[smallmovesal]

yeah yeah but you're the one who'll have to deal with "crusty cozies" fo real and i'm the one doing design

heehee

freak show - 1
smallmoves - 1

 

[Freak Show]

and i'm the one doing design

heehee

freak show - 1
smallmoves - 1

and that somehow makes you special? No, it makes you a computer nerd!

 

[WODIN]

Bump cuz I wanna!!!

 

[MommaKin]

I tossed and turned all night from menstrual cramps and deadlifts the other day...this helps dull the pain, somewhat.....

 

[WODIN]

I tossed and turned all night from menstrual cramps and deadlifts the other day...this helps dull the pain, somewhat.....

You too huh.....

 

[MommaKin]

I am dead serious....I haven't done dl's in months and the other day I did them and then yesterday I started shedding the lining of my uterus....it's bad enough I get lower back pains when menstruating, but, then to have the soreness from dl's at the same time.......not pretty....not pretty at all

You too huh.....

 

[havoc]

I am dead serious....I haven't done dl's in months and the other day I did them and then yesterday I started shedding the lining of my uterus....it's bad enough I get lower back pains when menstruating, but, then to have the soreness from dl's at the same time.......not pretty....not pretty at all

Its too early for this kind of info.

 

[WODIN]

Now that whole shedding the lining of your uterus...WAY TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!!

 

[MommaKin]

Ya, it is nice eh? Like I told you, it's a work of art......the back of the quilt has some peach in it to match the top, but, not too much....the back works very well with the top...not ordinary....just enough contrast, yet, not......

Get Mommakin to make you a quilt...I am not kidding in the least had a quilt made for my wife and it is beyond beautiful, the craftsmanship is fantastic. Plus her $$ are very good!!

Sorry if I embarressed you girl but my God this is beautiful!!!

Thanks again for making it!

 

[MommaKin]

Guys, menstruating is apart of life....an everyday occurance.....

 

[WODIN]

So are testicular warts!

 

[MommaKin]

You got those too? Maybe ask Havoc how he treated his......maybe a little "you scratch my testes, I scratch yours" thing

So are testicular warts!

 

[havoc]

You think your funny today? Well I got some news for you.

 

[WODIN]

You got those too? Maybe ask Havoc how he treated his......maybe a little "you scratch my testes, I scratch yours" thing

No warts just this extra nut hangin in the middle from a freak cosmetic surgery I had in the 60's.... I did way too much acid!

 

[MommaKin]

3 nuts are better then 1, I always say
I have 2 tits and 2 extra nipples...I'm a freak too

No warts just this extra nut hangin in the middle from a freak cosmetic surgery I had in the 60's.... I did way too much acid!

 

[vixenbabe]

The lady got skills alright...She can knit with her twat too!

In all honesty...She is VERY talented and artistic indeed people!!!!

 

[MommaKin]

yes, I can knit with my twat, but, we're talking bout quilting here, Vix....

The lady got skills alright...She can knit with her twat too!

In all honesty...She is VERY talented and artistic indeed people!!!!

 

[mrbill]

Smalls once made me a penis cozy. It was from some old shag carpet and a bathmat. It wasn't much but I loved it.

 

[Milhouse]

Tell me what is a shag rug and is it for shagging.

Goddam I needs to get me some.

 

[WODIN]

Why is it that every thread on here degenerates into a conversation about sex and body parts. All I really wanted to do was make a nice compliment....really...

 

[HumorMe]

Guys, menstruating is apart of life....an everyday occurance.....

I can believe that! My wife does this sometimes for weeks on end...well... at least that is what she tells me when sex enters into the equation!

 

[Puc]

If you want a special present for someone...

I expecting this thread to be an advertisement for your medicinal leech farm.

 

[KAYNE]

Its too early for this kind of info.

HAVOC......ITS TOO EARLY, ITS TOO LATE, ITS TOO EVERYTHING. THIS KIND OF INFO IS NOT NEEDED EVER!!! DAMN.


KAYNE