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dabuffguy · Apr 17, 2014

Knot clicking

WoodyO · Apr 17, 2014

I wonder if he's naturally hairless or if he does some really thorough manscaping.

WoodyO · Apr 17, 2014

redsamurai said:
wtf is wrong with people? who comes up with this shit? and how did you know what this was woody?

NSFW or eyes in general....u were warned.

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It's important to remember a your designated safeword when practicing BDSM. It can't be something like "stop". A phrase such as "This time I'll let you drown" will command much more attention when you pass beyond SSC practices.

redsamurai · Apr 17, 2014

woody that's some seriously gay shit right there for real. Talkin bout putting AAP in one of those things... :cold:

Isn't he a powerlifting Asian chick with huge knocks anyway?

WoodyO · Apr 17, 2014

I don't know, but I'll make it hurt. That's for sure.

AAP · Apr 17, 2014

redsamurai said:
wtf is wrong with people? who comes up with this shit? and how did you know what this was woody?

NSFW or eyes in general....u were warned.

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what the fuck is this shit? hell i'm gay and I don't even know about this kind of fuckery. woody is just beyond gay apparently

PICK3 · Apr 17, 2014

AAP said:
what the fuck is this shit? hell i'm gay and I don't even know about this kind of fuckery. woody is just beyond gay apparently

there's degrees of teh geighness

redsamurai · Apr 17, 2014

AAP said:
what the fuck is this shit? hell i'm gay and I don't even know about this kind of fuckery. woody is just beyond gay apparently

straight people are way more deviant than gay people

miplank · Apr 17, 2014

PICK3 said:
there's degrees of teh geighness

you're stage 5

wootoom · Apr 17, 2014

AAP said:
what the fuck is this shit? hell i'm gay and I don't even know about this kind of fuckery. woody is just beyond gay apparently

You aren't gay

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nangiggles · Apr 18, 2014

wootoom said:
You aren't gay

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I wanna sex up your avi

WoodyO · Apr 18, 2014

Buncha homo's in this thread.

dabuffguy · Apr 18, 2014

wootoom said:
You aren't gay

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You are uncomfortably confident with your knowledge of homosexual culture.

Strongbow · Apr 18, 2014

wootoom said:
You aren't gay

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I honestly don't think he's gay either

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wootoom · Apr 18, 2014

He's not gay

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AAP · Apr 18, 2014

wootoom said:
You aren't gay

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Not after seeing that bullshit, I'm not anymore.

wootoom · Apr 18, 2014

AAP said:
Not after seeing that bullshit, I'm not anymore.

You're straight as a grizzlies dick

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dabuffguy · Apr 18, 2014

wootoom said:
You're straight as a grizzlies dick

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Lol what?

Haha

wootoom · Apr 18, 2014

HahahahahHaahah

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WoodyO · Apr 18, 2014

He play's a shit ton of video games and scours the net for cheap airline tickets. Of course he's not gay. Metro maybe, but not gay.

c-sharp minor · Apr 19, 2014

AAP said:
Then you are partly responsible for the astounding level of stupidity this forum has sunk to. Used to be C&C was exciting with quality posters. Now it's all ya'll stupid bitches. Ya'll ngrs.

Ya'll ngr bitches.

Gotta step it up a bit. Becoming like BB.com in here. Don't make me bust out my HeatherRae account again.

Yep. I barely come here any more.

miplank · Apr 19, 2014

good.

cindylou · Apr 19, 2014

miplank · Apr 19, 2014

lolololol

AAP · Apr 19, 2014

WoodyO said:
He play's a shit ton of video games and scours the net for cheap airline tickets. Of course he's not gay. Metro maybe, but not gay.

$1750. Delta. London to FLL. Upgraded to first class. Imma thrifty bitch. Jews ain't got shit on me.

wootoom · Apr 19, 2014

Jesus Christ, I haven't flew economy in years

WoodyO · Apr 19, 2014

AAP said:
$1750. Delta. London to FLL. Upgraded to first class. Imma thrifty bitch. Jews ain't got shit on me.

A. You're lying. You're flying coach.

IV. What game are you playing?

AAP · Apr 20, 2014

WoodyO said:
A. You're lying. You're flying coach.

IV. What game are you playing?

I don't lie bitch. You can beeleee dat!

I ain't playing shit right now. Fucking Xbox One hasn't got crap out yet. I got the Dead Rising 3 with it and became Master Of That Little Universe within 3 days. I am thinking of getting the new Metal Gear but no GameStop around is carrying it. All sold out.

Ryse Son Of Rome was good for like, 10 minutes. Then I got tired of the cut scenes showing his overbite. Titanfall looked good, until I found out it was strictly online gaming with no solo campaign to it. Every time I play online I seem to get a fucking server full of 13 year old who curse to sound tough, but only in whispers cause their mom is nearby.

mustang_00 · Apr 21, 2014

i wrote xboxjuan on my original nes. love that thing

nangiggles · Apr 21, 2014

mustang_00 said:
i wrote xboxjuan on my original nes. love that thing

Gotta love NES, I got my golden Zelda game <3

mustang_00 · Apr 21, 2014

i mounted a scope to the gun and swing it around and hit people to "shoot" them. i also use the glove to masturbate

wootoom · Apr 21, 2014

mustang_00 said:
i mounted a scope to the gun and swing it around and hit people to "shoot" them. i also use the glove to masturbate

Cool story

WoodyO · Apr 21, 2014

I've read it like 20 times and I still have no clue what Mustang is trying to say. This is harder to understand than Nan's FB posts.

mustang_00 · Apr 21, 2014

i'll use the glove to fist your lifeless body

AAP · Apr 21, 2014

I super glued Rob The Robot from the original Nintendo on top of my Rumba. Makes for a bad ass conversation starter.

"Hey what's that?"

Oh... that? Just my murderous futuristic cyborg. Pay him no attention. He'll go kill someone else.

mustang_00 · Apr 21, 2014

^^^ did we just become best friends?

WoodyO · Apr 21, 2014

I had to Google Rumba to see what it is.

miplank · Apr 21, 2014

mustang_00 said:
^^^ did we just become best friends?

dabuffguy · Apr 21, 2014

SouthernLord · Apr 21, 2014

Elitefagness

nangiggles · Apr 21, 2014

mustang_00 said:
i'll use the glove to fist your lifeless body

Can I power glove?

miplank · Apr 21, 2014

No glove no love

WoodyO · Apr 21, 2014

I'd wear two condoms and a rubber band with Nan.

Strongbow · Apr 21, 2014

WoodyO said:
I'd wear two condoms and a rubber band with Nan.

I got some shit for nanView attachment 121983

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nangiggles · Apr 21, 2014

Strongbow said:
I got some shit for nanView attachment 121983

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Iies

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Strongbow · Apr 21, 2014

nangiggles said:
Iies

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You wish

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wootoom · Apr 21, 2014

Lol@condoms

miplank · Apr 21, 2014

Strongbow said:
I got some shit for nanView attachment 121983

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I take it those aren't for your wife...

-SD- · Apr 21, 2014

wootoom said:
Lol@condoms

ya i havent used one since the Clinton administration

wootoom · Apr 21, 2014

miplank said:
I take it those aren't for your wife...

Quit starting trouble

nangiggles · Apr 21, 2014

miplank said:
I take it those aren't for your wife...

Lol I thought the same, must be stashed with the secret tracfone

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Strongbow · Apr 21, 2014

miplank said:
I take it those aren't for your wife...

Damn bro you always thinking the worst

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Strongbow · Apr 21, 2014

nangiggles said:
Lol I thought the same, must be stashed with the secret tracfone

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Shut your filthy fucking mouth

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nangiggles · Apr 21, 2014

Strongbow said:
Shut your filthy fucking mouth

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U mad?

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AAP · Apr 22, 2014

Rumba - Roomba whatever the fuck it is. Came with a Jesse Ricin Cigerette in the bottom.

WoodyO · Apr 22, 2014

Lemme borrow that shit?

AAP · Apr 22, 2014

Try to smoke it all.

Strongbow · Apr 22, 2014

nangiggles said:
U mad?

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Not at all

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nangiggles · Apr 22, 2014

Strongbow said:
Not at all

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oh you mad!

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Creepusmaximus · Apr 24, 2014

AAP said:
Then you are partly responsible for the astounding level of stupidity this forum has sunk to. Used to be C&C was exciting with quality posters. Now it's all ya'll stupid bitches. Ya'll ngrs.

Ya'll ngr bitches.

Gotta step it up a bit. Becoming like BB.com in here. Don't make me bust out my HeatherRae account again.

And your avatar of that bad boob job sets the standard for .....???cool???

gotmilk · Apr 24, 2014

Sup

AAP said:
Three things that never change :

1 - Velvett will always have her shit together
2 - Brickgirl will always have great abs
3 - Seashell will always have my heart.
4 - bebegurl will always have great hands
5 - what the hell was this one's alias?

http://i59.tinypic.com/4jkdbn.jpg

wootoom · Apr 24, 2014

got dink?

-SD- · Apr 24, 2014

got your shit together?

AAP · Apr 25, 2014

Creepusmaximus said:
And your avatar of that bad boob job sets the standard for .....???cool???

Like you can find better in that marsh grass you live in.

redsamurai · Apr 25, 2014

Creepusmaximus said:
And your avatar of that bad boob job sets the standard for .....???cool???

I'm not even really a boob guy and I'd let those things slap my face like a woman who didn't have dinner ready.

miplank · Apr 25, 2014

or I could smack you upside the face with a brick.

Would feel about the same...

WoodyO · Apr 25, 2014

I would tape up my knuckles and start pounding on those over-inflated speed bags, rather than suck on them

miplank · Apr 25, 2014

40's style boxing like buffgay's avi?

WoodyO · Apr 25, 2014

No, I'd come in with my head bobbin' and weaving like Iron Mike in his prime. Find my range with a couple left hand jabs, the soften them up with a couple overhand rights, before delivering the final KO uppercut.

miplank · Apr 25, 2014

so you've put some thought into this...

WoodyO · Apr 25, 2014

I've been reviewing the tapes. I see those titties have a weakness and my trainers have come up with a solid game plan to keep me on my feet. I don't want to be taken to the mat and smothered by those titties.

wootoom · Apr 25, 2014

I'm returning videotapes

WoodyO · Apr 25, 2014

I hate Samsara so much and I can't believe I ended up here again.

nangiggles · Apr 25, 2014

redsamurai said:
I'm not even really a boob guy and I'd let those things slap my face like a woman who didn't have dinner ready.

Java is that you?

nangiggles · Apr 25, 2014

WoodyO said:
I would tape up my knuckles and start pounding on those over-inflated speed bags, rather than suck on them

Lotsa java alters up in here

mustang_00 · Apr 26, 2014

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