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If you could workout with anyone on here, who would you choose?

HoneyBadger50

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I've been wondering what lifting groups would be formed to be honest.

Me personally I would love to have workout sessions with people like Stevesmi and BuddhaBuilder. Those two are extremely helpful.
 
Someone find whatever I wrote in the EFers I want on a desert island, EFers I want during a zombie apocalypse, and EFers I want on my basketball team threads.
 
I've been wondering what lifting groups would be formed to be honest.

Me personally I would love to have workout sessions with people like Stevesmi and BuddhaBuilder. Those two are extremely helpful.

My gym doesn't allow anyone who isn't old enough to get a drivers license.

Maybe your parents could supervise you
 
She could keep you health too, by sprinkling paprika and cinnamon into your workout drinks.

Damn right, though I do not use either of those remedies.

I am all about clean diet and clean proteins. But yes I would keep him healthy. Don't knock the spices Spud
 
I've been wondering what lifting groups would be formed to be honest.

Me personally I would love to have workout sessions with people like Stevesmi and BuddhaBuilder. Those two are extremely helpful.

Fuck off homo
 
Where? I just came in from a Missing Kids Network fundraiser where the tequila was flowing so I am a little tipsy. It is about how Vegans ROCK or how you tear animals to shreds due to your mental health issues?
 
And I would love to work out with NO ONE since no one here even goes to the gym....well maybe Woot cause I love him and then PDaddy cause I would put him on the bench and rock his world
 
I would work out with the Jaguars and invite Robin to watch.

Would have Digi get me ripped. Ride bikes with Princesa over to Jackangel's house to kick his ass. Then go for a run on the beach with Nef and eat mango's and sticky rice for recovery.
 
Where? I just came in from a Missing Kids Network fundraiser where the tequila was flowing so I am a little tipsy.

I think I have figured out why all the kids are missing


Buncha got dam drunk ass parents losing kids and shit
 
No.....was so sad! Little kids missing for years. I can't even image the horror of a family losing a child and never knowing where they went.
I freak when my cats don't come home before dark, I can't even imagine a child.
 
When I was in 2nd grade there was a kid that got kidnapped and the entire town went nuts looking for him. I remember seeing his parents at the school later that day and his mother was a complete wreck.

Two men on a search party found some duct tape behind someone's house and took a peek in the garage where they saw him tied up.

They rang the doorbell and when the man who lived there answered the door they beat him into a coma.
 
I don't know that any of you could hang with my hardcore workouts. The smith machine is the basis for most of my lifts including wide grip long bar curls.
You bitches must be jelly of my smith prowess.
 
Teh shadow actually just came back not long ago

name was guesswhoisback or some shit

wasn't talking about him.


Currently, I would workout with Clint (b fold), Dial Tone, and Scotsman.
 
I'd pick:

Pick3 -- for obvious reasons

RedScam (TM) -- just so I could make him watch me out lift him

Bill and Digi -- because us old guys have to stick together

StrongMo -- just to meet that hayseed hillbilly fuck
 
woody, cuz he leg presses like a bawse and I :heart: him AND I could drop a bar on him when he bitched about the music choice I was singing to
captain ft because he can apparently hold a conversation while running at a level 14 on the treadmill even tho treadmills give me shinsplints
nev so I could mock his atrophied forearm and :heart: him differently than I do woody
I'd like to deadlift with super qt (and prly get pwnt)
Ceo cuz he doesn't work out and it'd be fun for me the entire time
Cindy so we could giggle at everyone else in the gym...girl seriously knows how to giggle which makes me giggle
Noodles so I could mock his form
Nan because shes on a quest and killing it, I admire the dedication
 
Seashell for naked cardio
Brickgirl
SSME
Pittbulls - as long as he didn't do those fucking useless deadlifts
Dial Tone on leg day
 
Plank
SB
that old guy who does taxes
woodyo
woot
billfred
pick3
zwhit

probably some i'm missing but that looks good for now
 
woody, cuz he leg presses like a bawse and I :heart: him AND I could drop a bar on him when he bitched about the music choice I was singing to
captain ft because he can apparently hold a conversation while running at a level 14 on the treadmill even tho treadmills give me shinsplints
nev so I could mock his atrophied forearm and :heart: him differently than I do woody
I'd like to deadlift with super qt (and prly get pwnt)
Ceo cuz he doesn't work out and it'd be fun for me the entire time
Cindy so we could giggle at everyone else in the gym...girl seriously knows how to giggle which makes me giggle
Noodles so I could mock his form
Nan because shes on a quest and killing it, I admire the dedication


you left me off the list, you're not doing shit with cindy!!!

:mad:
 
mitch- cause i know i can lift more than him
cindy- so she can see me lift more than mitch ;)
shirl- so i can prove to ef she really IS twice the man ill ever be
woot- cause he jus dont give a fuck..
beezy- cause u gotta have some fun when ur in the gym..
 
The fact that you stole CW's tat probably

Lolz CW is a lil fag Tell him to get his ass back on here

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You jelly cuz my man has no sight problems, no back problems and no ex wives?

My back is great I can see good enough to choke a bish and my exwives are the result of me not taking no shit from no bitch my penis is large my bench press is world class and my biceps are 20 inches. So how jelly can I possibly be of a lil runt busta ass ngr that shops at baby gap. I am a lil jelly he is getting your ass tho:)

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I would pick Dylan. Guys cut up. Plus I could pick his brain on dieting.

You could learn how to cycle like a pussy at the same time. Lol

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You could learn how to cycle like a pussy at the same time. Lol

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Im really not into changing plates so much while I lift but I would chill at the gym with my boys mitch zwhit noodles digi ceo woot big ass turd I would really loke to hit it with traz cause by the tume he got to his max I could get a good warm up set in. Then he coukd feel me in his grip after we were done. No homo

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Id like to slap the shit out of honey badger too

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My back is great I can see good enough to choke a bish and my exwives are the result of me not taking no shit from no bitch my penis is large my bench press is world class and my biceps are 20 inches. So how jelly can I possibly be of a lil runt busta ass ngr that shops at baby gap. I am a lil jelly he is getting your ass tho:)

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I know, bro. I saw the Google image.
 
I know, bro. I saw the Google image.

Im actually flattered because I know you would think that a dick that awesome was found on the internet. I would be happy to let you hold it for a few mins but you gotta give it back.

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Im actually flattered because I know you would think that a dick that awesome was found on the internet. I would be happy to let you hold it for a few mins but you gotta give it back.

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Ew. I've never received a cock pic on EF and I plan on keeping it that way.

The large, large majority of dick is hideous. I'd rather not see them.

TYIA for your help in this matter.

Kind regards.
 
You could learn how to cycle like a pussy at the same time. Lol

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I change my answer. I'd work out with Strongbowel so I could spot him on bench. He could enjoy the sweat running down my balls...ah skeet, skeet got damn.
 
Lol
 
I change my answer. I'd work out with Strongbowel so I could spot him on bench. He could enjoy the sweat running down my balls...ah skeet, skeet got damn.

If needed a spot on bench I wouldnt ask any EF brown nose pussy for it besides yo punk ass couldnt give me a lift off for a working set Bealee Dat bish ngr

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Shiiiiiiit I'd have your old ass sucking eggs and wondering wtf just happened ngr

Lol Ive heard that one before

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Maybe from some poosie bish ngrs who lift like my sister

I would love to lift with somebody who done more than talked about being strong. Usually around 4 plates ngrs start talking bout how da shoulders is hurt and da got a strained pec.

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Or on deads all I ever hear is 'i got bad knees bro'

Fuck off I got a got dam metal foot pullin 495 for reps
 
Or on deads all I ever hear is 'i got bad knees bro'

Fuck off I got a got dam metal foot pullin 495 for reps

Awesome shit nobody will even pull deads at my gym but ngrs be acting hardcore. Shit we have about 3 dudes that even squat

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Faggots wonder why they look like a swole up bish from the waist up and still run a 5.5 in the 40

I give props to ngrs that are still hardcore. Not many left

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Nobody, taking during workouts is for losers and geighs.
 
I would work out with the Jaguars and invite Robin to watch.

Would have Digi get me ripped. Ride bikes with Princesa over to Jackangel's house to kick his ass. Then go for a run on the beach with Nef and eat mango's and sticky rice for recovery.


I had mango sticky rice today inspired by your suggestion...I thought I had eaten it before, but today it was almost a religious experience....one more day in Bangkok before I come home:-)
 
I worked out with Strongbow once. Afterwards, in the showers, he kept coming over asking me, "Hey bro, can I give you a spot?" while pointing down to my penis.

It was awkward...at first. :D
 
I worked out with Strongbow once. Afterwards, in the showers, he kept coming over asking me, "Hey bro, can I give you a spot?" while pointing down to my penis.

It was awkward...at first. :D

Haha That's strange because he spotted me while I did squats. Unfortunately, I found out later it was called "tea bagging".
 
I worked out with Strongbow once. Afterwards, in the showers, he kept coming over asking me, "Hey bro, can I give you a spot?" while pointing down to my penis.

It was awkward...at first. :D

You know damn well you enjoyed it

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Haha That's strange because he spotted me while I did squats. Unfortunately, I found out later it was called "tea bagging".

You know you loved it bish dont lie

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