If you could have sex with anyone in the world right now, who would you choose?

[biteme]

I would choose my ex- girlfriend from many years ago. Only because she's the only person I've ever really romantically loved. Also, I guess because I can't have her, that makes me want her even more.

 

[Citruscide]

Brooke Burke... and some beer

C-ditty

 

[MortyJackson]

I would choose your ex girlfriend also.

 

[biteme]

I would choose your ex girlfriend also.

Hold grudges. Do you?

 

[Optimus B]

Jennifer Walcott, aka the lovely lady in my avatar

 

[MortyJackson]

Hold grudges. Do you?

Im not sure what you mean but i would love to hold your girlfriends tits in my hands.

 

[biteme]

Im not sure what you mean but i would love to hold your girlfriends tits in my hands.

Well then, I can't blame you, she is quite a beautiful woman.

 

[PoyeBoy]

That chick with the bangin ass thats was posted a week ago

 

[Mad4Iron]

Winona Ryder.

Mad

 

[the nature boy]

I choose me. or some random ho.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I choose me. or some random ho.

yeah right, you choose me

well anyway thats what you told me last night on our walkie talkies

so your going back on your word, I see how it is

 

[circusgirl]

My husband . In fact, I think I will, in a little while.

 

[Code]

The Virgin Mary.

 

[ariolanine]

I just watched the New Guy so I wanna bang Eliza Dushku.

 

[biteme]

My husband . In fact, I think I will, in a little while.

That is so wrong. Rub it in why don't you. I'll have to rub one off later, 3rd time for the day.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Love Ewe!
http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html

 

[Taps]

Would I have to talk to this person after the sex, or would she just magically dissappear after I drenched her with my man goo?

Talk after -- I'll just jerk off, thanks.
Dissappear after - Brittney Spears (and she'd better fucking dissappear, or I'll be pissed.)

 

[Lift Chief]

I choose ox's blender.

 

[Boss101]

Jennifer Walcott, aka the lovely lady in my avatar

Thanks for posting her name I have some wacking off to do now.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Thanks for posting her name I have some wacking off to do now.

dude from her pic she looks really eighties, or shes from hee haw

 

[the nature boy]

dude from her pic she looks really eighties, or shes from hee haw

what's wrong with either of those??

 

[PoyeBoy]

what's wrong with either of those??

everything

btw, mah spleen is humungust

 

[the nature boy]

I'd do these 3

the end.

 

[biteme]

I'd do these 3

the end.

Without a doubt. Damn they are fine. I wish all women could look like that.

 

[the nature boy]

Without a doubt. Damn they are fine. I wish all women could look like that.

I also wish they would STAY like that.

 

[Paulos]

This chick from one of my classes.

 

[Paulos]

Or my best friends mom.

 

[biteme]

Or my best friends mom.

That would make you a motherfucker. I love those MILF women.

 

[vinylgroover]

If my dick could touch my ass i would give myself a good rodgering. I really, really rate myself.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

I'd do these 3

the end.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Those deserve to be quoted one more time!

 

[Testosterone boy]

If I was a real hot chick, I'd do me. Mad skills.

 

[grlpwrd]

I also wish they would STAY like that.

I like ravaging my hubby, but if I was unattached and unmarried I would do one of my best male friends which shall remain nameless because my hubby can be spying on me.

 

[slickdadd]

Al Roker. I'd screw his loose skin under his chin too. Mmmm

 

[biteme]

Hey Nature Boy, what website did you find those hot women on?

 

[Necrophagia]

Monica Lewinsky.

 

[Taps]

http://pittance.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses

I got more karma for posting that web page, than I did for every thread I posted during my enitre two years on Elite.

So glad to see the younger generation carrying the torch.

 

[***]

i'd do mother theressa... (is she still alive?) if not even better...

 

[biteme]

Oh my gosh! I can fall in love again. There are some fine young women on that site. Problem is they look about 17-20 years old. Iam more than double some of their ages. Like Jim Brown said, "I like to get them when their ripe."

 

[***]

fuck! 10 minutes to load all the pictures and not 1 pussy shot!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Didier....

 

[hardrock]

I would have to say either Monica Brant or Jessica Beil.

Poyeboy-your mom smells like cornchips. Mmmmmm cornchips.

 

[bwood]

post whore here...

Nina Hartley...

pure skill wins out...

 

[T-800]

mandy moore

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Avril Lavigne... that punkish look .. I love it.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Phoebe Cates cos I just saw her picson another thread. But ask me in 5 mins and it'll be some other lucky girl

 

[BigBazooka]

Avril Lavigne... that punkish look .. I love it.

Heh, dude, what's the matter with you? She's got a body like an 8-year-old boy. Face looks fucked up too. Oh well...

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Heh, dude, what's the matter with you? She's got a body like an 8-year-old boy. Face looks fucked up too. Oh well...

hey.. everyone has their preferences.. I don't need a huge set of tits, or a beautiful body.. the question was who I would have sex with if I could with anyone in the world.. thats my answer. I like a cute look over a HOT look.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Avril Lavigne... that punkish look .. I love it.

She's former Trench Coat Mafia, well she could be. I feel like we're progressing!

 

[BigBazooka]

hey.. everyone has their preferences.. I don't need a huge set of tits, or a beautiful body.. the question was who I would have sex with if I could with anyone in the world.. thats my answer. I like a cute look over a HOT look.

Yes, I don't need a huge set of hooters myself, but there's just something wrong with Avril. She uses waaaaay to much make-up. She's got that nasty raccoon action going on. Take Mandy Moore, who doesn't have huge tits and is cute and doesn't look like a raccoon.

 

[the nature boy]

She'd lose that little smirk on her face once I ripped that dress off of her and beat her on the head with my 3rd leg.

 

[The Architect]

Jessica Simpson

 

[machaveli]

monica miller