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If you could change two things on your body they would be.......... ?

mikeyboy604 said:
in order of importance what would they be ?

My penis could always be bit shorter. Why people always think I'm an Olympic pole vaulter.

Umm.... one more nipple would confuse people. That would just be fucking hilarious.
 
One of my toenails is growing in all wrong now and it looks kind of gross I think, so I would get rid of my entire right leg altogether just to be sure. Now that I only have one leg, it would be silly to keep both arms so I would then want my left arm completely removed up to the shoulder, and then spliced back on to the end of my right arm to increase my overall reach in case I ever want to play in the NBA. Bitch.
 
I'd have myself surgically implanted inside sugarplum w/whoever's face she wants on me.
 
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