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you'd better have a pistol, cause without it the avg in shape chic would hand you your boney ass
can i gumby?
Lol,
Well fortunately for me, I was just kidding and I don't have a problem with either of you. But I really doubt either one of you are the badass you are trying to portray on this here internet forum. And I couldn't give less of a shit if you were so save your credentials for someone who does.
Trying to portray a badass?
Bro, my personality is the furthest thing from trying to act like a badass. I'm way too easy going and goofy.
Having said that, I am confident in my abilities in hand to hand.
I wish you were closer, we could train together. Woot too.
Whats wrong with your head on your avi? Looks odd.
What guns?
Anyone who says they can fight, can't fuckin fight...
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Lots of the time that's true. But it's usually coupled with talking so much crap and acting hard to try to intimidate someone. Those are the guys that can't fight.
I know I can fight because I do it all the time. I've done martial arts for years. Yeah, I've had my ass handed to me plenty of times as I've sparred and have been learning from guys who were much more skilled than myself. But, now having years of experience of fighting, sparring, grappling there are a few that can still beat me but they are pro fighters. Here in Utah we have (notably) Court McGee, Demarcus Johnson and Jeremy Horn. All UFC fighters. Those guys would handily embarass me, but for the most part, the other guys around here are as skilled as me or less experienced, etc.
I'm not a guy that wears tapout and struts around hoping people take notice. I could care less.
Anyways, anyone that had trained for a while with mediocre skill and is a decent athlete will destroy any loud mouth who thinks they are tough shiite.
Before I started training, I thought I could handle myself decent, but once I stepped in the ring with guys that knew what they were doing, I realized I didn't know siht.
It's a tumor.
Michael Moore or any/all of the shit bags at Westboro Baptist Church, no doubt
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So what you're saying then is that you can fight?
"It's not a tuummorrr..."
Strongbow
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I love MMA fighters, never met one that wasn't a big mouth bitch, not speaking of you BuffGuy just in general, gotta bunch of chicken shits round here wanna be tuff guy MMA fighters. Bitch slapped one about a year ago in the gym for runing his mouth to a bunch of kids, been waiting on the ass whooping he promised me as he was picking his teeth up and running out the door for a while now. That whole click is just funny to me. If you ain't never fought for your life you ain't never been in a fight, bunch a poosies dancing around in a funny shaped cage ain't fighting, that's faggots giving other faggots excuses to feel them up and claiming they doing Ju-jitsu, LMAO more like faggotfucksu
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ngr u aint never even beat up any pussy stfu
I know what you mean bro.
I trained one of my cousins that fought in the local UCE (Ultimate Combat Experience) and cornered his fights. Lots of those guys act like they are so hard. It was pathetic to be honest, some of them. Lots of talking crap behind people's backs, even training partners would say crap against each other when they couldn't hear. Seriously retarded.
My cousin had one training partner who was a friend from high school who fights at 155, my cousin fights at 135, and his friend was talking crap about me and I didn't even know this guy.
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Was he a mess? Lol
Chuck Norris bishes
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Strongbow
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Don't get me worng bro beans I do know some damn hard core martial arts guys, but they ain't running around in Tap Out shirts like a pack of rabid dogs waiting for one to start some shit so they can all get a punch in. I have trained off and on all my life, but never have considered myself a martial artist so to speak. It's that whole subculture thing that gives the MMA guys a bad rap honestly, but that applys to all kinds of shit. I recently became intrested in cross fit, well because I got some firends who do it and my son was dabbling in it at school. Long story shortwe went to a local thing called Reindeer Games, had a bro competeing. Now 95 out of 100 fuckers there were decked out in the cross fit gear, the whole cross fit is cool fad type shit. I watched and it was honestly absurd that these people even came to compete. The RX division was way fucking sad, my point is if you gonna walk that walk and talk that shit you better damn be able to back it up or you just add to the whole sterotype that these people get pulled into. The fucking dip shits are always making a bad name for the real dudes who train hard and put in the work.
lol so wrong
Lol, true.
It's the guys that don't talk crap you need to watch out for. My first instructor I had was about 5' 10 170, average looking guy. This guy could still kick the crap out of me. I train with him about once a week, and his skill is seriously world class. If he wanted to compete in the UFC, he could. I'm bigger and stronger and fairly skilled, he even told me that my brother and I are his best students. Every time we spar or grapple, he always wins. I can handle him in grappling because of the strength advantage, but if anyone ever taps, it's me. We usually go over 5 minutes without a tap.
Sparring he is virtually unbeatable. His timing, accuracy and dexterity are impressive to say the least. He has 3 National titles in Karate competition. Super quick, and he kicks like a horse. I love sparring him because it's a challenge, and I'm humbled every time.
Anyways, he's the type of guy that's well dressed, average guy, really nice, doesn't strut, but he breathes martial arts and he would absolutely murder anyone that tries to mess with him.
There are lots of people out there that are dangerous that don't compete in MMA. MMA definitely attracts hardasses but there are, like you said, lots of true hardcore guys that don't act like tough shit.
Lyoto Machida is a prime example of this type of guy.
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I can fight!! Got the scars on my knuckles as reminders. Of course, I'm older and wiser now...it's what happens when you grow up in the great white north!! Add in whiskey and bishes be crazy!!
Wanna wrestle???
Strongbow
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I guess the whole point I'm trying to make is that I really hate it for the guys who like you said eat breath and shit training of any kind, get judged by the average Joe, because of all the punk ass bishes who are into the latest fad for bad ass's. I learned a lot of Jujitsu, as well as several other disciplines in my service training, but I never considered myself a martial artist or an MMA fighter, although I have kicked the dust out od some MMA guys round here back in the day or couple years ago anyways. I think its one of the best things you can learn for self enlightenment if nothing else. It teaches you discipline and can be a damn good means of getting into tip top shape. Had an instructor in the military who trained us in hand to hand and he always impressed me because he was at a huge disadvantage when we sparred, I was bigger faster stronger and meaner than cat shit, but he always baited my ass into beating myself. He trained my mind to fight wisely and in the end the skills he taught me have saved my ass more than once. I was able to out think others in times when I needed to most or when I was at a numbers disadvatage. That part of it will stay with me long after my body stops being able.
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Lets git it on!!! 'Ding ding'...
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Sweeet! Random anonymous internet...what were we doing again? Oh ya, wrestling...
