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If God offered you a dick like John Holmes..

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but you had to accept his facial looks as well.... would you take it?
 
what does the dude's face look like.

first off, i wouldn't want anything more than an 8 inch rod. i don't know how deep you can penetrate man ass, and i don't wanna know, but i do know that females can only take so much. a 10 or 12 inch cock is overkill. what fun is it if you can't put it all the way in?
 
John Holmes was an ugle motherfucker, ya gotta love that mustache.

70's porn star, straight and gay, big time coke head
 
um, i wouldn't take any more than one more inch on my penis. but i don't think it is necessary. i'm more than happy with my sidekick. :)


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Cyclemein said:
John Holmes was an ugle motherfucker, ya gotta love that mustache.

70's porn star, straight and gay, big time coke head
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That stache!! It was so 70's.

Hey, this man had a 12.5 inch dick, but he would always put the whole thing in women. They are very expandable.

But he looked like road kill in the face. Someone post up a pic.

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Done! The face would be a step up for me, and I'd just shave off the 'stache. But for the love of GOD, he can keep that body.

Even my lame ass chest looks better than that!
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Hey, this man had a 12.5 inch dick, but he would always put the whole thing in women. They are very expandable.

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Bullshit , I'm nowhere near 10 inches and have felt a few cervices in my time , it feels like a solid wall. You'd need a chisel to get through that thing.
 
hmmmm...maybe for a Gene Simmons tongue but keep half my looks


lol
 
No bargains or compromises.... you get the dick, you get the face.

No no email returning mofo.
 
Mandinka2 said:

Bullshit , I'm nowhere near 10 inches and have felt a few cervices in my time , it feels like a solid wall. You'd need a chisel to get through that thing.
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Cervix? I can feel some of those with my middle finger.

The really huge dicks never get hard so they can put them all the way in without injury. It would be like getting hit with a baloon.


Anyways...he had about 10". Dick size is ALWAYS exaggerated.
 
He was marketed as 14 inches, but in reality it was 12.5. I do know a man who really has a 14 inch dick and I can say that Holmes was not that big.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
He was marketed as 14 inches, but in reality it was 12.5. I do know a man who really has a 14 inch dick and I can say that Holmes was not that big.
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OK....then I have at least 10" but I sure don't know how the measurements are done to get 12.5". That would go to the rib cage.

BTW...watching a porno and exchanging emails hardly qualifies as knowing someone.:)
 
I know this guy personally, he lives in Atlanta. He often comes down and thrills the locals in my spare bedroom. Trust me, I have measured it.

He only stands 5'8" so it comes up to his sternum.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
I know this guy personally, he lives in Atlanta. He often comes down and thrills the locals in my spare bedroom. Trust me, I have measured it.

He only stands 5'8" so it comes up to his sternum.
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does he suck his own dick...If i could i bet i would try it.
 
I am sure he could if he tried... but he always has a ton of guys hanging around him. Can you imagine the shame a trick would feel if you said to him "get dressed and get out of here, I can do a better job than you."
 
AAP said:
but you had to accept his facial looks as well.... would you take it?
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i have always thoght that god has a perverse sense of humor........this proves it!!
 
lol

to answer the question...no..mine's good sized with good thickness for a straight guy, i think I could jelq it up to 8 inches if I ever got the urge and that'd probably be good enough
 
Frackal said:
lol

to answer the question...no..mine's good sized with good thickness for a straight guy, i think I could jelq it up to 8 inches if I ever got the urge and that'd probably be good enough
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I hear more and more about this jelq thing. Isn't it just esentially tugging on your rope?
 
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