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If EF were a High School Cafeteria

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jerseyart

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Who would be sitting together and at which tables and where?

Stoners table: Gambino and Jack Angel

D & D Club table: The entire bomb squad

Hiding so as to not get his ass kicked : Golden Delicious



Gonelifting would be the cafeteria monitor
 
Chefwide would bring a packed lunch to school and complain incessantly about the quality of the cafeteria fare
 
id be the lunch line monitor to make sure u bastards didnt skip line to get your collard greens and vinegar before everyone else

and stfu hammy
 
Deterass said:
I would be at the jock table hanging my foot out to trip the skinny nerds like Hammy and Allon.
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oh come on you would be out back smoking a cig and slicking back ur greased hair
dont pick on my rodent buddy :evil:
 
SoKlueles said:
oh come on you would be out back smoking a cig and slicking back ur greased hair
dont pick on my rodent buddy :evil:
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I don't smoke and the mullet doesn't need any grease. :)
 
I'd be sitting with the frosh girls milking that whole upperclassman thing for all it was worth
 
Deterass said:
I don't smoke and the mullet doesn't need any grease. :)
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lol
did u go to a school that had k-8th grade?
i did, and finally FINALLY got to move on up to highschool
actually the school i went to, still has K-8th grade and i think its so sweet
 
The Shadow would be sitting with the drama club and basically get his ass kicked a lot
 
I would be in the mess hall after my parents sent me off to military school for being such an exemplary student my freshman year. :evil:

So I would just see you all at parties over the holidays and you wouldn't remember who I was lol.
 
SoreArms and Anya would be sitting with the goth kids being miserable and making fun of how conformist everyone esle was, and hating all this superficial bullshit
 
Gymgurl would be sitting in a corner with SK, Frisky, and Sugar trying to teach them how to give BJ's while demonstrating on a banana
 
JerseyArt said:
Gymgurl would be sitting in a corner with SK, Frisky, and Sugar trying to teach them how to give BJ's while demonstrating on a banana
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LOL

with you peering over her shoulder soaking it all up for your next sexcapade with aap :rainbow:
 
JerseyArt said:
SoreArms and Anya would be sitting with the goth kids being miserable and making fun of how conformist everyone esle was, and hating all this superficial bullshit
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lmao!!

Id be in trouble with the lunch monitor (SoKlu) for being loud and obnoxious and teasing people. I would also be stealing people's snack cakes and insisting that everyone pitch in a quarter to my lunch fund (i did this in HS). I have also been known to throw food.
 
jerseyart = shitbreak ;)

oh and if alien amp pharm is serving in the cafeteria, my advice to everyone is to under NO CIRCUMSTANCES eat the apple pie ;)

soklueless we all know you would be telling band camp stories :D
 
The Bigdawg said:
That would be my table then ;)
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Bro you wouldn't have a table. Your mom would be serving you food from your house. You'd be home-schooled because you'd be a shut-in, obviously too obese to fit through the door.
 
Bran would still be trapped in his locker and missing lunch again whining "guys, this isnt funny, you could all get in big trouble for this...guys...anyone there"
 
From Zero said:
Bro you wouldn't have a table. Your mom would be serving you food from your house. You'd be home-schooled because you'd be a shut-in, obviously too obese to fit through the door.
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you just made me realize how much I miss this place LOL
 
Big Dawg wouldnt bother sitting down, and would just keep getting back in line and stuffing his face
 
GoldenDelicious said:
soklueless we all know you would be telling band camp stories :D
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This one time in bandcamp, we were playing the tuba and oops there it went :worried:


yeah smurfy prob would be getting in trouble

actually when i was in school, and we went to lunch, me and my friend Misti sat back and giggled because she had the total crush on the HS basketball king or whatever
i thought he was ugly

I had this friend, his name was bruce, he would eat ramps on purpose so he cold go home.........dang noone could stand his breath :worried:
 
Jaded would have to skip lunch to retake her Driver's Ed course for the 57th time :evil:
 
NJ Juice would be standing just outside the caf waiting to steal the smaller kids lunch money
 
Deterass said:
Whoa!,throwing food??...........what a wild child you were in HS.

I like pie














and bananas.
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LOL

don't tell me you'd be standing right aside JA taking the blow job crash course too :rainbow:
 
yeah he would frisky, but when he saw it being done a way he ddnt like, he would move gymgurl out of the way and say hey dummy this is how u do it

and put us girls in our place:worried:
 
Frisky said:
LOL

don't tell me you'd be standing right aside JA taking the blow job crash course too :rainbow:
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Actually we'd just be waiting for you to trip over your own feet so we could watch your boobies fall out or peek up your skirt ;)
 
SoKlueles said:
yeah he would frisky, but when he saw it being done a way he ddnt like, he would move gymgurl out of the way and say hey dummy this is how u do it

and put us girls in our place:worried:
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:lmao:

Yea I can see him and JA fighting over the banana.

JA "you have to slowly lick it like this... "

Deterass " No you dumb ass he likes it when I do this with my tongue...."


:worried:
 
Deterass said:
Soklue and her two friends from resource would sneak out back and dip snuff.
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lol dang
you knwo u wish u had went to school with me. we would have been evil

ok i didnt do much, except forge a teachers name on a get out of class once and u know........i did it ONE TIME........and friggin got caught
 
JerseyArt said:
Actually we'd just be waiting for you to trip over your own feet so we could watch your boobies fall out or peek up your skirt ;)
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I didn't have boobies big enough to really fall out of anything in highschool and I didn't wear a skirt...

Nah! Jokes on you :worried:
 
SoKlueles said:
actually when i was in school, and we went to lunch, me and my friend Misti sat back and giggled because she had the total crush on the HS basketball king or whatever
i thought he was ugly
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lol you had a friend called misti? lol the poor thing, she must have been taunted so badly with the "is your last name hymen?" line ...wtf were her parents thinking?
 
I'ld actually be in the kitchen sippin' the cooking sherry or in the storeroom catching a a quicky.... er.. both.
 
Frisky said:
:lmao:

Yea I can see him and JA fighting over the banana.

JA "you have to slowly lick it like this... "

Deterass " No you dumb ass he likes it when I do this with my tongue...."


:worried:
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and then JA would say.......hey sexy lets go to the locker room and have some fun of our own:)
 
Deterass said:
I know.........we could have had sex and stuff.
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omgggggggg i didnt have sex til i was out of school
you woulda tried tho, i know u guys

evil and bad influences :evil:
 
SoKlueles said:
omgggggggg i didnt have sex til i was out of school
you woulda tried tho, i know u guys

evil and bad influences :evil:
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I woulda tagged dat ass and ruined it for poor Hammy. :)
 
dumboy, you mention me ALOT.

I would be the punk walking around smoking in the cafeteria and the high scholl principle would be like, who the fuck is that? He one of our students?
All the jocks would hate me but would only show me respect and all the girls would either be scared of me or treat me like their gay friend that they sometimes fuck. (reason the jocks respect me)
 
Allon said:
I would be the punk walking around smoking in the cafeteria and the high scholl principle would be like, who the fuck is that? He one of our students?
All the jocks would hate me but would only show me respect and all the girls would either be scared of me or treat me like their gay friend that they sometimes fuck. (reason the jocks respect me)
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:rolleyes:

You left the part out about cock sucking .
 
Allon said:
dumboy, you mention me ALOT.

I would be the punk walking around smoking in the cafeteria and the high scholl principle would be like, who the fuck is that? He one of our students?
All the jocks would hate me but would only show me respect and all the girls would either be scared of me or treat me like their gay friend that they sometimes fuck. (reason the jocks respect me)
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Short version.........

I'm under the principals ..... desk but I didn't swallow :rainbow:
 
SoKlueles said:
omgggggggg i didnt have sex til i was out of school
you woulda tried tho, i know u guys

evil and bad influences :evil:
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That's cuz you didnt know me or Deterass. :chomp:
 
come on guys, there were smooth operators in my school too.......some even had teeth, those were the ones u paid attention to.......
actually my first bf didnt know how to read......kinda sad we went to see one of the freddy krueger movies and there was a part that had a subtitle thingy, and i had to read it to him
 
SoKlueles said:
actually my first bf didnt know how to read......kinda sad we went to see one of the freddy krueger movies and there was a part that had a subtitle thingy, and i had to read it to him
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LMFAO!!!

He couldn't read? How old was he?
 
bigdawg would actually park his fat ass at the small krispy kreme stand in the corner.

jersey would be in the principal's office scamming on the secretary for some way to skip school for weeks on end without getting in trouble.
 
Perkele would be trying to talk the girls into posing for nude pics;)


Better nor red me whore :worried:
 
yes, gonelifting would be the hall monitor...but only for a few days. then he would go out to buy a pack of cigarettes and not return for, like, a long time.
 
LOL, Frisky makes a non witty overused wise crack (I know your'e really a doll) and Dumboy cracks up laughing like some little kid who was hoping somebody would make that exact joke... Hilarious.
 
I graduated highschool at 14 so while yall in the cafetaria Id be scamming on Delta Gamma girls in univ.
 
BrothaBill said:
I graduated highschool at 14 so while yall in the cafetaria Id be scamming on Delta Gamma girls in univ.
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You were Doogie Howser?
 
Allon said:
LOL, Frisky makes a non witty overused wise crack (I know your'e really a doll) and Dumboy cracks up laughing like some little kid who was hoping somebody would make that exact joke... Hilarious.
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:qt:
 
Allon said:
Do you swallow Frisky?



:evil:











Ignore me , who cares anyway.... my point.
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What else would I do with it..........?

duh :rolleyes:
 
Deterass said:
How many people were in your graduating class?
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It was funny , we had the biggest freshman class of all time that year, i think like almost 300
but by the time senior year got here, only 105 graduated
 
I would also be the reason J J Jaded chose her future handle
 
we had thread like this once

my table

1. me
2. zxkaido
3. AAP
4. choas image
5. bile stew
6. letast
7. insano
8. omgwtfbbq

and get evansteve as our personal need refill bitch
 
JerseyArt would be skipping lunch to suck off the football team and the other males in the school in the stairwell.

In the future he'd look back and say, 'I did it for the cash!' but the truth was...he enjoyed the cawk :evil: ;)
 
jaded said:
JerseyArt would be skipping lunch to suck off the football team and the other males in the school in the stairwell.

In the future he'd look back and say, 'I did it for the cash!' but the truth was...he enjoyed the cawk :evil: ;)
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Someone forgot to take their anti projection meds again.

Every high school experience was not the same as yours doll :evil:

Also, I hat you
 
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