I Wouldn't Tap these Asses with JH1's Dick.....

[javaguru]

Is there an option for "coke whore"?

No Paris Hilton exemption.....fat girls like HR love me.....e-scott whomever has sealed my fate....

 

[jerkbox]

preferences are totally valid, but posting pics of women from dating sites only to make fun is them is fucked up.

i have to agree...pretty fucking low...probably the internet equivalant of women pointing and laughing at JG staanding in a bar against the wall with a drink in one hand and the other playing pocket pool.

 

[javaguru]

i have to agree...pretty fucking low...probably the internet equivalant of women pointing and laughing at JG staanding in a bar against the wall with a drink in one hand and the other playing pocket pool.

I would deserve that if I did that....like I said...I'm making fun of myself too because that's what I'm mathched with...lol. Apparently, i don't have much to offer when it comes to physical attraction.....post your pic on the interwebs and expect to get ridiculed....jerkbox is an ugly mother fucker....

 

[puddlemonkey]

....jerkbox is an ugly mother fucker....

I heard he has no eyelids, always giving off that creepy stalker stare.

 

[javaguru]

I heard he has no eyelids, always giving off that creepy stalker stare.

I hear he looks like one of those predator things....without the muscles....

 

[javaguru]

i have to agree...pretty fucking low...probably the internet equivalant of women pointing and laughing at JG staanding in a bar against the wall with a drink in one hand and the other playing pocket pool.

Yeah, I'm a pretty low end dickhead...what do you expect from me....I'm just not string low.....

 

[javaguru]

 

[Mr. dB]

Holy cow!

 

[javaguru]

Holy cow!

String would hit it......he's the best wingman ever......

 

[jackangel]

that's what you get for answering 20 questions asked 3000 different ways?