I would like to talk to you girls

[Gonnabebig]

Hi there girls. My name is William Thurston Johnson, III.
I am just getting into bodybuilding and look good so far.
I have found that the girls are starting to dig me and I probably can get any girl I want whne I shed about 5 more pounds. I have seen some very nice pictures of some pretty good looking women here and would like to know who would like to be an email buddy with me. I can trade some nude pics with you if you would like. I am sure you want to talk to me now that I am a bodybuilder. My friend say that what you girls all dig. I am trying hard. I have some good monies too, so I can take you out to a nice place. I am looking forward to getting with a couple of you hot girls and we can have some fun. If you have some training advice on how to lose this extra 5 lbs, let me know. Thanks, and I hope I will talk to you all soon..... WJT III
I am sending over a picture of me so you will know who you are talking to...thank you

 

[E]

Wanna loose 5 pounds? Loose the lips.... lol

E

 

[Captain_insano]

OMG!!! Rothflmfao!!!

 

[justinf22]

I got a quick fix for you to lose about 15 pounds or so. Chop off that ugly fucking head!

 

[LawDawg8]

Hi there girls. My name is William Thurston Johnson, III.
I am just getting into bodybuilding and look good so far.
I have found that the girls are starting to dig me and I probably can get any girl I want whne I shed about 5 more pounds. I have seen some very nice pictures of some pretty good looking women here and would like to know who would like to be an email buddy with me. I can trade some nude pics with you if you would like. I am sure you want to talk to me now that I am a bodybuilder. My friend say that what you girls all dig. I am trying hard. I have some good monies too, so I can take you out to a nice place. I am looking forward to getting with a couple of you hot girls and we can have some fun. If you have some training advice on how to lose this extra 5 lbs, let me know. Thanks, and I hope I will talk to you all soon..... WJT III
I am sending over a picture of me so you will know who you are talking to...thank you

Oh my GAWD!!! Where the fuck did THIS kid come from?!?!? That whole post belong on an AOL singles board or something, not on Elite. Shit, I'm sorry... I was really going to cut this kid down and say something witty.... but I'm still ROTFLMFAO at what E said... that was hilarious (and true)....

<LawDawg insert a new magazine into his 9mm filled with Winchester XT jacketted hollow points and takes aim at the new kid....>

 

[Captain_insano]

I have a feeling that this is a guy who is already a member and he is bored so he made up Thurstion the III...

 

[Gonnabebig]

Dudes....don't make me mad
I haven't done anything to you and am just looking for some girl cool to hook up with. I can get plenty of good women. And if you don't believe me, I am posting a picture of my last girlfriend, and she was a hand model for watches and rings and stuff. And she got me laid ALL the time. Now what do you have to say, big mouth?
I bet you are a fat butt sitting there and can't get no girls. At least I can prove mine....

 

[cozmokramer]

what a joke this thread is

 

[Big Wiggs]

I know this is a joke that's some funny shit. That's an ugly little turd! Dude if that really is you then you suck and your ugly as hell go back to the hole you crawled from!

 

[cozmokramer]

this thread is obviously a joke!