Update, you undoubtable cassanovas:
I am definitely traveling with her to DC in late November and trying to worm my way into going with her to Philly in like a week. I doubt I will grow any fucking nuts by then tho, and the word on the street is that if I make a move she will pwn my ass and make me her bitch... I doubt I will have any chance to get in her pants. I will probably just spend most of my time in my room masterbating to dirty thoughts about her and dreaming up something worth posting here for you dudes to read...