I went on a crappy date last night

[puddlemonkey]

yeah, so? thats my type of bro!

 

[75th]

OMG it would be awesome if it was Tiger88

The bikini thing to me was a little extreme I mean who caries around a bikini in there purse? Now if you would have said eh my condo has a nice hot tub in passing convo before the date it might have been a hint other then that I can't see I chick just having a bikini on her.

I can see your stomach in your avatar.

Just a heads up as Im sure everyone else can too.

 

[nefertiti]

OMG it would be awesome if it was Tiger88

The bikini thing to me was a little extreme I mean who caries around a bikini in there purse? Now if you would have said eh my condo has a nice hot tub in passing convo before the date it might have been a hint other then that I can't see I chick just having a bikini on her.

I laughed at the bikini thing too. I mean...really? Who even does that? I might have a bathing suit in the car if I left it there by accident, but that's the only reason I'd have one in there when I wasn't planning on going in water. And never in my purse...if I'm going to be so spontaneous with my swimming that I'd need a bathing suit handy in my purse I might as well just strip down to my bra and panties.

 

[SpyWizard]

mistake 13-------------------------------never waste a good saturday night on a first date....weekends are for whoring and boozing, not first dates

there are the cliff notes..

good times..

 

[nimbus]

hilarious post, but not as funny as the fact that people in this thread are taking it seriously