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I met this chic online. (mistake 1) . she has some cute pics and seems like a nice girl. so we decide to meet me at my place and we can walk down the street as there are several bars/longues etc.
So she pulls in up in a older honda civic (mistake 2) i cannot been seen with a girl in my guest parking who drives a civic. As she gets out of the car Im already pissed off, she has on jeans on.
this is such a turn off when girls wear jeans in the summer for me esp when going to a nice place. (mistake 3 being seen with girl in jeans in summer heat) Her hair was fried beyond belief as well. her nails were not manicured either. I hate that. you can get free pass without manicured nails if you work outside, have several children and maybe a few other reasons, but a young professional female it is totally unacceptable
As we walk to the bar, I realize how short she. (mistake 4 shorts girls FTL) now Im not montell jordan at 6'8'' but she was shorter then I thought.
As we finally get this nice upscale steakhouse I decided Im going to have a drink while wait to get seated. She doesnt drink (mistake 5 dating girls who dont drinking is a part of my life I love. I love beer, booze wine) she starts to tell me how bad drinking is for my liver. (I might even have HEP so I could care less about my liver) since she mentions how bad drinking is I decide to order scotch after scotch before our meal even gets there.
she opens her mouth how successful she is and how great job is working at some vanilla company. (mistake 6 dont date boring girls who are just a worker bee at a lamo company) good for you and your blackberry pearl
she mentions how she is works out and how tough her classes are and how guys cannot handle the classes. I told her to become a serious mucsle jock you just need to lift heavy, diet hard, cardio, good genetics and proper steroid stacks. (mistake 7 chics who arent down with AAS use are going to try to preach all the time)
she asks the dumbest questions "what is the craziest thing you have ever done!!!" I should of told her about love for video head cleaners
(mistake 8) change subject when date brings up her ex bf's and prior dates. she had no real friends just guys she dated... she was telling stories about dating and I was telling stories how me and and bros who wreck shop and just have fun.
hey lets go to this steakhouse, how does that sound? her - good- (mistake 9) bring a girl to a nice place and she orders a salid? I should just brought her a bag of lettuce from home.
so after dinner and me having several drinks we walk back to my place and I asked her she had a bikini in her purse or car,(there is a sick pool,hot tub at my condo) she looked at me like I was crack and didnt have one. (mistake 10) dont date chics who dont have a bikini on them in the summer time.
we go back up to my place. ------i might get laid, internet girls are whores---- so we are up talking and start to kiss, I grab her tits and she doesnt have it. "we moving too fast" dont come up to my condo and start to kiss and think it is going end there. we arent in 8th grade. its either fuck or walk at this point as I dont want to hear her shit------(mistake 11)
she said it is getting late and she needs to go home, so I said great, and she left (didnt walk her out as I didnt want to be seen hugging her standing next to honda civic in the parking lot)
the chic calls me 10 minutes later "my car is making a funny noise can you come down and look at it for me?" so I go down there and thinking maybe I still might head or a rim job or something. we drive around the block and it is making a rubbing noise. I look under the car and she ran over a cone. .... so I did the nice thing and got it out for her. (mistake 12) chic has car trouble just give her AAA phone number
mistake 13-------------------------------never waste a good saturday night on a first date....weekends are for whoring and boozing, not first dates
sorry for the long post. but god damn Im salty right now
So she pulls in up in a older honda civic (mistake 2) i cannot been seen with a girl in my guest parking who drives a civic. As she gets out of the car Im already pissed off, she has on jeans on.
this is such a turn off when girls wear jeans in the summer for me esp when going to a nice place. (mistake 3 being seen with girl in jeans in summer heat) Her hair was fried beyond belief as well. her nails were not manicured either. I hate that. you can get free pass without manicured nails if you work outside, have several children and maybe a few other reasons, but a young professional female it is totally unacceptable
As we walk to the bar, I realize how short she. (mistake 4 shorts girls FTL) now Im not montell jordan at 6'8'' but she was shorter then I thought.
As we finally get this nice upscale steakhouse I decided Im going to have a drink while wait to get seated. She doesnt drink (mistake 5 dating girls who dont drinking is a part of my life I love. I love beer, booze wine) she starts to tell me how bad drinking is for my liver. (I might even have HEP so I could care less about my liver) since she mentions how bad drinking is I decide to order scotch after scotch before our meal even gets there.
she opens her mouth how successful she is and how great job is working at some vanilla company. (mistake 6 dont date boring girls who are just a worker bee at a lamo company) good for you and your blackberry pearl
she mentions how she is works out and how tough her classes are and how guys cannot handle the classes. I told her to become a serious mucsle jock you just need to lift heavy, diet hard, cardio, good genetics and proper steroid stacks. (mistake 7 chics who arent down with AAS use are going to try to preach all the time)
she asks the dumbest questions "what is the craziest thing you have ever done!!!"
I should of told her about love for video head cleaners (mistake 8) change subject when date brings up her ex bf's and prior dates. she had no real friends just guys she dated... she was telling stories about dating and I was telling stories how me and and bros who wreck shop and just have fun.
hey lets go to this steakhouse, how does that sound? her - good- (mistake 9) bring a girl to a nice place and she orders a salid? I should just brought her a bag of lettuce from home.
so after dinner and me having several drinks we walk back to my place and I asked her she had a bikini in her purse or car,(there is a sick pool,hot tub at my condo) she looked at me like I was crack and didnt have one. (mistake 10) dont date chics who dont have a bikini on them in the summer time.
we go back up to my place. ------i might get laid, internet girls are whores---- so we are up talking and start to kiss, I grab her tits and she doesnt have it. "we moving too fast" dont come up to my condo and start to kiss and think it is going end there. we arent in 8th grade. its either fuck or walk at this point as I dont want to hear her shit------(mistake 11)
she said it is getting late and she needs to go home, so I said great, and she left (didnt walk her out as I didnt want to be seen hugging her standing next to honda civic in the parking lot)
the chic calls me 10 minutes later "my car is making a funny noise can you come down and look at it for me?" so I go down there and thinking maybe I still might head or a rim job or something. we drive around the block and it is making a rubbing noise. I look under the car and she ran over a cone. .... so I did the nice thing and got it out for her. (mistake 12) chic has car trouble just give her AAA phone number
mistake 13-------------------------------never waste a good saturday night on a first date....weekends are for whoring and boozing, not first dates
sorry for the long post. but god damn Im salty right now
