I was going to have sex with

[Deterass]

my wife last night.

I got put out of a tourny early last night about 9:30 so i thought if i hurry i can catch my wife before she goes to bed.Well.......when i got home she was laying on the couch asleep .When she raised up from her nap the first thing she did was fart. WTF? She never does this(on purpose anyway)

Of course i went to bed without licking the kitty.

 

[Daisy_]

hahaha.

 

[bullett]

Lmao

 

[slickdadd]

lol. Hot dude.

 

[SoKlueles]

awwww ur so romantic lol

 

[Deterass]

hahaha.

You've must have done this before.....

 

[nutsnack]

lolololololol

 

[Deterass]

Damn.......moved to BTS already.

This was a fart thread not a sex thread

 

[Scotsman]

LOL, that sucks man.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[hamstershaver]

phew

 

[pintoca]

that is definitely a mood killer... at least it was not DURING the deed, that is bad

 

[rnch]

SO true, pintoca!!

 

[needtogetaas]

I would have dun her anny way.

 

[Tacosupreme]

haha thats awesome.. i woulda bottled that shit

 

[rnch]

who said gals don't fart?

 

[Sub-Zero]

I would have dun her anny way.

no shit man, who cares, a fart is a fart.

i woulda made fun of her for it and fucked her brains out...that actually would aturned me on more, cause dude, she farted in front of u,

 

[Deterass]

No way.........i guess you had to be there. I don't like chicks to fart but men should be able to fart as often as they please,except while recieving or doing sexual acts.

Men= fart all the time

 

[rnch]

it's the true test of a good realtionship when both partners feel relaxed enough to pass gas in front of the other.

 

[Gymgurl]

No way.........i guess you had to be there. I don't like chicks to fart but men should be able to fart as often as they please,except while recieving or doing sexual acts.

Men= fart all the time

You and I could never live together in harmony

 

[Childish///AMG]

When "Mi-Espousa" does that I find it to be humorus Definately a sign to attack from the back. Because that is the only to catch a booty

 

[jnevin]

Nothing that can kill a good BJ like the overwhelming urge to let one fly

 

[maverickpro]

Girls that blow ass should be shot. It just ain't lady-like.

 

[Gambino]

in some countries, farting during oral sex is considered the highest compliment

 

[Deterass]

You and I could never live together in harmony

Can we just fuck then?

 

[Tacosupreme]

in some countries, farting during oral sex is considered the highest compliment

i wish it was that way in the US.. i fart allll day long...and when im getten poon... i gotta fart like 20 times

 

[HiDnGoD]

i wish it was that way in the US.. i fart allll day long...and when im getten poon... i gotta fart like 20 times

Farting is natural. Wife & I don't try to hide it. Sometimes we have a contest. I always win, of course.

 

[dazzlindee]

It was a fart not like she shit or anything!!! or then again maybe she did lol