I want to weigh 285

[onthegas]

What's the secret to getting to 285lbs? I'm 5'8', weigh 235 and not to brag but I do get stared at. But I'm not happy. I want to be 285! I go on a cycle, I go off, I go on a cycle I go off. My weight is like a yo-yo. Up and down, up and down , each time I go off I weigh a little more than the last time but it's not happening fast enough.
Do I have to stay on gear year round? Do I have to megadose test (2000 mgs a week)? Use lots of gh? What's the secret?

 

[drrman]

muscletech products bro, duh

 

[JibbyJabba]

What's the secret to getting to 285lbs?

You're an idiot.

 

[Frackal]

Well shit I know the secret to getting to 283 lbs but not 285. Maybe someone else can help

 

[The Man Child]

Eat More Food! Eggs, Beef, Chicken, Tuna, Pasta, Steak...get the food in the mouth and swallow. But seriously, eat more than you usually do. Test is good too

 

[The Almighty]

Well shit I know the secret to getting to 283 lbs but not 285. Maybe someone else can help

I got ya beat. 284. Loser.

 

[onthegas]

negative remarks

Why are you guy such assholes? I was asking a legitimate question. I've been training for 7 years and am not happy with my size- I want to get bigger. All I wanted was an opinion on weight gain and steroid use,maybe I'm doing something wrong with my cycles I don't know. Your negative comments are not appreciated. It's a good thing I don't know you guys because I would take a baseball bat to your fuckin knees. Fuck you, faggots

 

[nautica]

Re: negative remarks

Why are you guy such assholes? I was asking a legitimate question. I've been training for 7 years and am not happy with my size- I want to get bigger. All I wanted was an opinion on weight gain and steroid use,maybe I'm doing something wrong with my cycles I don't know. Your negative comments are not appreciated. It's a good thing I don't know you guys because I would take a baseball bat to your fuckin knees. Fuck you, faggots

No need for that.

Tell us your stats and cycle history. What kind of 285 do you want to be? A Fat Fuck or what. At 5"8" there is no possible way you can look good at 285 lbs. If you just want to be fat spend alot of time at McDonalds.

Nautica

 

[The Almighty]

Re: negative remarks

It's a good thing I don't know you guys because I would take a baseball bat to your fuckin knees. Fuck you, faggots

Im sure you would. Its good to know we still have computer commandos hanging around.

If you are so experienced you would know that the only way to gain weight is to eat more. Sorry if thats not the answer you were looking for. Deal with it.

 

[nautica]

Careful, Almighty - I think he could whip your ass.

btw almighty - you must be a looser just like me. Friday night home on the computer. Geeesh, I thought I had no life.

Nautica

 

[The Almighty]

Careful, Almighty - I think he could whip your ass.

btw almighty - you must be a looser just like me. Friday night home on the computer. Geeesh, I thought I had no life.

Nautica

Haha. I hear that shit. I just got back from CPK which obviously gave my girlfriend food poisoning or some shit. Im chillin here for another 20 mins then headed out with my friends. No worries dude, Friday night is the same as any other night of the week. We are adults arent we?

 

[JibbyJabba]

Re: negative remarks

Why are you guy such assholes? I was asking a legitimate question. I've been training for 7 years and am not happy with my size- I want to get bigger. All I wanted was an opinion on weight gain and steroid use,maybe I'm doing something wrong with my cycles I don't know. Your negative comments are not appreciated. It's a good thing I don't know you guys because I would take a baseball bat to your fuckin knees. Fuck you, faggots

no seriously...you're an idiot.

 

[South of the border]

285 at 5'6" That's fatter than Lee priest in the off season. Did you ever see a picture of that guy off-season?

 

[nautica]

Re: Re: negative remarks

no seriously...you're an idiot.

Leave it to Jibby to include a little honesty in our discussion.

Nautica

 

[Keep it beefy]

onthegas

well, since you asked, and no one is giving you a legitimate response, i will.

firstly, if you are at 12% bf or less, and have good proportion, good for you. if you are at 20-25% bf or more, than i wouldn't be worried about gaining weight so much as loosing the fat.

if you are lean, you must be pretty damn big. and like you said, steroid use at your size, when you're already close to your natural limit, will only make you yoyo up and down. while you're on, you'll gain some, but when you stop, you'll lose most of it, if not all, as you said. pros stay on year round, or nearly year round. it's the only way that they can sustain their muscle mass. so, PROVIDED that you're diet, workout, and body are perfect and you're at your natural limit, then the only way you can go up in weight (significantly) and stay up is through constant steroid use, year round. which has it's side affects, as you well know.

in my opinion, >260-270 or anything like that on a guy who's 5'8'' would be disgusting. why don't you try to get to an ultra ripped 225 or so, and look great, rather than ruin your health and aesthetics by year round cycling. if you're in this from a bodybuilding perspective, then aesthetics should always be your priority. quality before quantity bro.

 

[HighIntensity]

14 year olds are so cute, lets go for 185 first

now kick my ass elmo

 

[TTORO]

14 year olds are so cute, lets go for 185 first

now kick my ass elmo

LOL ditto