I think the alcatraz is post stalking me!

[ceo]

Every time I reply in a thread that motherfucker is all up in it!!!!

Is he some kinda, "gotta have the last word" guy?

Anyone else notice this?

 

[puddlemonkey]

He's mine, back off!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Home wrecker!

 

[the_alcatraz]

Every time I reply in a thread that motherfucker is all up in it!!!!

Is he some kinda, "gotta have the last word" guy?

Anyone else notice this?

Actually, Iwas stalking Puddlemonkey, but thnx for noticing! lol....we got some kinda C&C posting competition goin on!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Actually, Iwas stalking Puddlemonkey, but thnx for noticing! lol....we got some kinda C&C posting competition goin on!

For the record... I'm winning.

 

[the_alcatraz]

For the record... I'm winning.

Well you have a post count advantage over me. I'll catch up!

 

[ceo]

Actually, Iwas stalking Puddlemonkey, but thnx for noticing! lol....we got some kinda C&C posting competition goin on!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This nigga's everywhere!!!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Well you have a post count advantage over me. I'll catch up!

Never. I barely posted my first 2 years here. I racked this shit up all in the last couple.

 

[the_alcatraz]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This nigga's everywhere!!!!!!

I'm all up in this mofo!!

 

[Wulfgar]

your all sluts

 

[the_alcatraz]

Never. I barely posted my first 2 years here. I racked this shit up all in the last couple.

My post count is almost over 200 posts a day. I'm not even trying.

 

[ceo]

My post count is almost over 200 posts a day. I'm not even trying.

you need to get out more bro.

 

[the_alcatraz]

you need to get out more bro.

lol....I'm on here when I'm behind me big ask desk and office at work...

 

[ceo]

lol....I'm on here when I'm behind me big ask desk and office at work...

you're at work right now???

 

[the_alcatraz]

you're at work right now???

Nope. Was supposed to be doing some research for some new products at work. Instead I'm in the ring with Puddlemonkey and my wife is calling me to come to bed.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Instead I'm in the ring with Puddlemonkey and my wife is calling me to come to bed.

She wants you to come to bed so she can think about me while you finger her clit. So get to it, chop chop!

 

[the_alcatraz]

She wants you to come to bed so she can think about me while you finger her clit. So get to it, chop chop!

Lets keep my wife out of this.

 

[ceo]

...my wife is calling me to come to bed.

 

[puddlemonkey]

llollololololol

 

[the_alcatraz]

That's a cool post. Respectful and funny.

Puddlemonkey's post is quite offensive. Seriously dude, respect the fact that no one can say shit about my wife. You wanna make fun of me, take a few low blows, whatever. But leave my wife out of this and never say shit like this again. Bad bro material.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'll try to keep your feelings in mind in the future.

 

[ceo]

it's all in fun here bro. This is how C&C rolls. Just gotta realize it's no big deal until you make it a big deal...then people swoop like vultures. Like water off a duck's back baby...no one here knows you IRL anyway. And, if they did, they'd know not to say stuff like that to you.

Do what I do and fire right back!

 

[the_alcatraz]

it's all in fun here bro. This is how C&C rolls. Just gotta realize it's no big deal until you make it a big deal...then people swoop like vultures. Like water off a duck's back baby...no one here knows you IRL anyway. And, if they did, they'd know not to say stuff like that to you.

Do what I do and fire right back!

I know it's all fun and games. But when it comes to my wife, it's different. My wife has stood by me at time when I was close to dying and I have nothing but love and respect for her. You can call me a "sand-nigger," a "dumb arab," a "suicide-bomber" or whatever stereotypes anyone has for someone originally from the middle east, but please no one has the right to even mention my wife. I have nothing but respect for everyone on this board, and I expect people to respect my one request.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'll try to keep your feelings in mind in the future.

no worries, we're cool.

 

[puddlemonkey]

no worries, we're cool.

For now, I plan on making you cry by the end of the week

 

[the_alcatraz]

For now, I plan on making you cry by the end of the week

As long as you don't mention the wife, then I can take the damage. Bring it on!!!!

 

[ceo]

ana atta haddath faqat qalil min al arrabiyya

 

[the_alcatraz]

ana atta haddath faqat qalil min al arrabiyya

lol...me too

 

[puddlemonkey]

ana atta haddath faqat qalil min al arrabiyya

صاشف فاث بعؤن شقث غخع فشمنهىل شلاخعف صهممهس؟

 

[the_alcatraz]

صاشف فاث بعؤن شقث غخع فشمنهىل شلاخعف صهممهس؟

That has no meaning dude.

 

[ceo]

lol...me too

only a little? You should be fluent, no?

 

[ceo]

صاشف فاث بعؤن شقث غخع فشمنهىل شلاخعف صهممهس؟

are my eyes going out on me? What size font is that shit? What's it say?

 

[the_alcatraz]

only a little? You should be fluent, no?

I speak English, Arabic and French.

 

[puddlemonkey]

That has no meaning dude.

١لاعممساهف!

 

[puddlemonkey]

are my eyes going out on me? What size font is that shit? What's it say?

I dunno, whatever default is when I plus something into the little translator.

 

[the_alcatraz]

١لاعممساهف!

Nope. No meaning. Ask me and I'll teach you. What do you want to say?

 

[the_alcatraz]

I dunno, whatever default is when I plus something into the little translator.

It's a shit translator, cause these words don't exist. lol.

 

[ceo]

I speak English, Arabic and French.

nice!

I only speak very little arabic, a little more farsi, used to be fluent in spanish (now about 50/50), and english of course.

I would love to learn (and become fluent in) as many languages as possible.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nope. No meaning. Ask me and I'll teach you. What do you want to say?

My little magic typer is broken?

 

[the_alcatraz]

nice!

I only speak very little arabic, a little more farsi, used to be fluent in spanish (now about 50/50), and english of course.

I would love to learn (and become fluent in) as many languages as possible.

Arabic is a good language if you wanna court women, say shit to people or cuss someone. It's quite versatile.

 

[puddlemonkey]

It's a shit translator, cause these words don't exist. lol.

I think all it does it take each individual letter and change it to Arabic.

 

[the_alcatraz]

My little magic typer is broken?

I could teach you to say anything you want in this world in a completely mysterious language to you and thats the best shit you can come up with?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I could teach you to say anything you want in this world in a completely mysterious language to you and thats the best shit you can come up with?

I'll probably end up getting it confused with that minimal Spanish and German I know. My little pea brain can only hold so much.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I'll probably end up getting it confused with that minimal Spanish and German I know. My little pea brain can only hold so much.

lol...if you need something hot to tell a lady friend of yours to get her out of her panties, lemme know...lol

I really need to get some sleep dude....
I've gone cross-eyed.

 

[ceo]

me too. I'm off to bed now guys. later.

 

[the_alcatraz]

me too. I'm off to bed now guys. later.

G'night bro...

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pussies... I finally showered for the day, about 14 hours late.

 

[silverstar1025]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This nigga's everywhere!!!!!!

He follows me too. He just wants to be in the IN crowd

 

[the_alcatraz]

He follows me too. He just wants to be in the IN crowd

lmao...really? is that what you think? cause I gave you a compliment when you said you have a nice booty?

 

[silverstar1025]

lmao...really? is that what you think? cause I gave you a compliment when you said you have a nice booty?

Nah just picking on you. I got picked on a lot being the new girl. It is only fair to do the same. Shoot I still get picked on. That my friend is being "in" with the people

 

[the_alcatraz]

Nah just picking on you. I got picked on a lot being the new girl. It is only fair to do the same. Shoot I still get picked on. That my friend is being "in" with the people

I know. I know. Boooo. I have enough to deal with when Puddlemonkey is on my ass. Now I have to keep up with CEO too. Those guys are relentless.

 

[silverstar1025]

I know. I know. Boooo. I have enough to deal with when Puddlemonkey is on my ass. Now I have to keep up with CEO too. Those guys are relentless.

Puddle will never give up! You have been warned.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Puddle will never give up! You have been warned.

He's met his match

 

[GUARDIAN]

The traz stalks me as well. He will never catch us pudds. We have interns posting for us sometimes to keep up

French is a great language for being rude in! Everything about sounds like an insult.

 

[the_alcatraz]

The traz stalks me as well. He will never catch us pudds. We have interns posting for us sometimes to keep up

French is a great language for being rude in! Everything about sounds like an insult.

Wahahahahaha...

Tu parle Francaise?

 

[Scotsman]

The traz stalks me as well. He will never catch us pudds. We have interns posting for us sometimes to keep up

French is a great language for being rude in! Everything about sounds like an insult.

French is great because as long as you smile everyone assumes you are saying something nice.

Swedish is great because no one in America speaks it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[the_alcatraz]

French is great because as long as you smile everyone assumes you are saying something nice.

Swedish is great because no one in America speaks it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol...

When women speak French, it's sek-c. When guys speak French, it's gay

 

[Scotsman]

lol...

When women speak French, it's sek-c. When guys speak French, it's gay

Unless you're speaking to/about a woman.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[the_alcatraz]

Unless you're speaking to/about a woman.

Cheers,
Scotsman

The language has its usefullness.

 

[GUARDIAN]

Wahahahahaha...

Tu parle Francaise?

not a bit.

 

[the_alcatraz]

not a bit.

Dnt worry about it. French is for fags anyways.

 

[Raptorex]

LOL! seems like a good new member - every new years class tends to bring with it a handful of good contributors, my bet is he will be one of them.

 

[silverstar1025]

LOL! seems like a good new member - every new years class tends to bring with it a handful of good contributors, my bet is he will be one of them.

What about me and curvy?

 

[Raptorex]

What about me and curvy?

lovely ladies if they can move beyond the attention! lol

 

[silverstar1025]

I think it is hard for newbies to settle in here when the vets scare them off. Luckily I figured most people out here.. I think. lol There is definitely a crazy bunch here. I have never been on such a crazy board before where I am laughing all the damn time.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puddle will never give up! You have been warned.

I lurk in the shadows.

 

[silverstar1025]

I lurk in the shadows.

I told ya Mr. Alcatraz!

 

[Scotsman]

I lurk in the shadows.

And I have my finger on the trigger just waiting for you to stand up.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[puddlemonkey]

And I have my finger on the trigger just waiting for you to stand up.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I quick like cat!

 

[Scotsman]

I quick like cat!

But dumb like rock!

So it all evens out.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[75th]

I would hypothesize that it is because you have a picture of the pope in your avatar, and perhaps alcatraz assumes you are a christian of some sort. He may be trying to irritate you to death.

Literally.

 

[bw1]

your all sluts

+1

 

[nimbus]

kess emmak sharmoota

 

[puddlemonkey]

But dumb like rock!

So it all evens out.

Cheers,
Scotsman

True

 

[Cutiebaby]

Every time I reply in a thread that motherfucker is all up in it!!!!

Is he some kinda, "gotta have the last word" guy?

Anyone else notice this?

Admit it, you want him.

 

[curvymommy]

Pussies... I finally showered for the day, about 14 hours late.

LOL! You sound like a new mom.

 

[MichaelScott]

im stalking curvymommy

 

[the_alcatraz]

Admit it, you want him.

Angel is down with the 411. CEO and Puddlemonkey are fighting over who gets me.

 

[curvymommy]

French is great because as long as you smile everyone assumes you are saying something nice.

Swedish is great because no one in America speaks it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I Swedish and all things Scandanavian.

I shop at IKEA. Is that anything?

 

[curvymommy]

im stalking curvymommy

I'm easy to stalk.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I Swedish and all things Scandanavian.

I shop at IKEA. Is that anything?

IKEA is da shizzle.

 

[curvymommy]

Dnt worry about it. French is for fags anyways.

Pass the Freedom Fries Baby!

 

[the_alcatraz]

Pass the Freedom Fries Baby!

 

[Scotsman]

I Swedish and all things Scandanavian.

I shop at IKEA. Is that anything?

Well it's something!

Jag alskar den kvinnar fran Sverige!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ceo]

Admit it, you want him.

I do have a thing for foreigners. Typical whitey american girls...not so much.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I do have a thing for foreigners. Typical whitey american girls...not so much.

I have a thing for wanting to keep all my stuff.

 

[ceo]

I have a thing for wanting to keep all my stuff.

which is why I learned to stay away from the spoiled american white women with the entitlement mentality.

 

[puddlemonkey]

which is why I learned to stay away from the spoiled american white women with the entitlement mentality.

Its all I have access to over here

 

[the_alcatraz]

Its all I have access to over here

Unless I teach you Arabic.

 

[Cal_21]

I like sex.

 

[crazyjoe]

Anyone else notice this?

I was starting to wonder myself..

 

[the_alcatraz]

LOL! seems like a good new member - every new years class tends to bring with it a handful of good contributors, my bet is he will be one of them.

Thank you.

 

[the_alcatraz]

kess emmak sharmoota

Aireh feek bi aireh ya ibn el kalb!

 

[PICK3]

LOL! seems like a good new member - every new years class tends to bring with it a handful of good contributors, my bet is he will be one of them.

H LY E-FLIRT!!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

H LY E-FLIRT!!!

Is this where I shake my ass?

 

[the_alcatraz]

I was starting to wonder myself..

Not my fault. That wife beater makes you look rather different

 

[the_alcatraz]

No one else feels I'm stalking them? C'mon guys...I was at least stalking 9 people on here!!!

 

[heatherrae]

Every time I reply in a thread that motherfucker is all up in it!!!!

Is he some kinda, "gotta have the last word" guy?

Anyone else notice this?

Is he a good kisser?

 

[rnch]

No one else feels I'm stalking them? C'mon guys...I was at least stalking 9 people on here!!!

am i one of the nine? i never know about these things.......

 

[heatherrae]

No one else feels I'm stalking them? C'mon guys...I was at least stalking 9 people on here!!!

I keep asking you to stalk me, but you won't