I think that maybe tonight

[miplank]

I will get drunk and call everyone in my contacts from EF...


be prepared.

 

[miplank]

annie, you're first on the list.

 

[smurf2]

you dont drink










































































(i got some box wine if you really wanna party)

 

[miplank]

smurfy..pm me your #

 

[smurf2]

you have my number!

 

[miplank]

shit I lost it awhile back along with a few other EFers for some reason...

 

[smurf2]

ok. i have laryngitis so I sound even more manly than usual

 

[miplank]

lol@your inferior immune system

 

[cindylou]

Am I on this list

 

[miplank]

Chris is obv a half assed doc if he can't even keep you healthy.

 

[miplank]

Am I on this list

totally

 

[-SD-]

Chris is obv a half assed doc if he can't even keep you healthy.

polyppolylpolyp

 

[AFeedz]

annie, you're first on the list.

Wtf? Why me?

 

[miplank]

blame your parents for naming you annie...

 

[miplank]

and wtf do you mean why me...you should be excited bish!!!!

 

[AFeedz]

Lol shit.

Smurf, I'll make up for you sounding like a man. I sound 5 years old, I'm pretty sure.

I've never talked to Plank though, sounds like a good time for me to call Cindy instead.

 

[miplank]

you better not ignore my call whore!

 

[smurf2]

Mitch sounds like Barry White

 

[miplank]

lololol

 

[miplank]

fuckin' digi tried saying I have an accent...

 

[zwhit]

wtf kind of accents do coloradans have?

 

[miplank]

fuck I dunno...this old ass bastard tried saying I sounded like a redneck.


Pretty sure the battery in his hearing aid was going dead.

 

[AFeedz]

Can I just ramble off some Lithuanian stuff til you hang up?

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Jesus....that sounds like a good.time....



Ringggggggg.........ringgggggggg.

Smurf: hello...

Plank: Lololol

Smurf: helloooo?

Plank: lolololololol

Smurf: is this plank?

Plank: lolololololololol.

Smurf: dude....stop being a dick...

Plank: Lololololololollololololol

Smurf: dude are you going to say anything

Plank: Lololololol......click.

 

[cindylou]

Lol shit.

Smurf, I'll make up for you sounding like a man. I sound 5 years old, I'm pretty sure.

I've never talked to Plank though, sounds like a good time for me to call Cindy instead.

Bwahahahahaha!



You don't sound like a 5 year old but your voice is not masculine in any way, whatsoever. Lol

 

[goin on 4T]

ok. i have laryngitis so I sound even more manly than usual

She has the test flu.


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[miplank]

actually smurfy usually just hangs up on me

 

[cindylou]

wtf kind of accents do coloradans have?

none that I know of but digi is from pittsburg-ish area I think. They have the accents

 

[miplank]

Can I just ramble off some Lithuanian stuff til you hang up?

look at me I speak a second language!

 

[smurf2]

actually smurfy usually just hangs up on me

True

 

[miplank]

actually...she screams "DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" into the phone and then hangs up.

 

[smurf2]

Oh I forgot about that. It's been over 3 yrs

 

[AFeedz]

look at me I speak a second language!

Atsipisk!

 

[miplank]

Oh I forgot about that. It's been over 3 yrs

I remember everything

 

[zwhit]

It'd be a waste of time for anyone to call me. I need subtitles

 

[miplank]

no way you're worse than SB

 

[AFeedz]

no way you're worse than SB

I haven't heard zwhit or sb, but I would not be surprised.

Southern accents can be cute when they're not on idiots.

 

[miplank]

wtf@tag

 

[zwhit]

no way you're worse than SB

Nah, mine's not too bad.

 

[miplank]

I'm told i'm a sexy mofo on the phone

 

[miplank]

but ugly as shit in person

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol tag

 

[zwhit]

I haven't heard zwhit or sb, but I would not be surprised.

Southern accents can be cute when they're not on idiots.

you'd love it. don't even try to lie

 

[miplank]

this thread isn't about you faggot

 

[PICK3]

Call me ngr

 

[miplank]

gimme ur #

 

[AFeedz]

you'd love it. don't even try to lie

It's not that I don't like Southern accents, it's that I just assume people who sound Southern are stupid. Lol

But you made it through college, your back and both eyes still function, and you're still on your first marriage so yours would probably be good.

 

[PICK3]

gimme ur #

504 948 4200

 

[mistaballoonhands]

^ rnch's number?

 

[miplank]

Lol

 

[wootoom]

Can I diaper shit?

 

[smurf2]

Are you drunk yet?


Woot must be knee deep in meconium by now

 

[miplank]

I'm gettin there

 

[wootoom]

Are you drunk yet?


Woot must be knee deep in meconium by now

I'm breast pumping

 

[cindylou]

you started already?

 

[miplank]

Catch up

 

[wootoom]

you started already?

My gf is breast feeding..it's really tough! She's exhausted

 

[smurf2]

My gf is breast feeding..it's really tough! She's exhausted

It's VERY hard. Especially in the beginning. I wanted to quit several times lol

 

[wootoom]

It's VERY hard. Especially in the beginning. I wanted to quit several times lol

Ya...she's been crying and such...she's finally getting it..it's been 4 days so I hope she keeps going!

 

[miplank]

Ketchup?

 

[miplank]

Ya...she's been crying and such...she's finally getting it..it's been 4 days so I hope she keeps going!

Tell her to quit being a pussy about it

 

[wootoom]

Can I bitch bastard?

 

[zwhit]

what are you drinking plank?

 

[nangiggles]

Ya...she's been crying and such...she's finally getting it..it's been 4 days so I hope she keeps going!

Poor thing

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[PICK3]

No call yet

 

[cindylou]

the fuck is with these tags

 

[miplank]

Wtf...

 

[nangiggles]

No call yet

I'll call ya ^_^

 

[cindylou]

did anyone get a phone call? :/

 

[AFeedz]

I did. It was mainly just plank talking about how excited he is for his boyfriend to give him head in the range.

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[shirlene29]

I dont have..smurfs, digis, cindy's, sd's or planks number anymore...

cell carrier switch and they vanished


other ef-ers are still on there tho

 

[wootoom]

What are tags? I'm lost

 

[miplank]

I did. It was mainly just plank talking about how excited he is for his boyfriend to give him head in the range.

Wtf lies bitch!

 

[nangiggles]

I dont have..smurfs, digis, cindy's, sd's or planks number anymore...

cell carrier switch and they vanished


other ef-ers are still on there tho

Only 5 EFers ever got my #, u being one of them, and only one I actually talked to... Poboy

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[nangiggles]

I dont have..smurfs, digis, cindy's, sd's or planks number anymore...

cell carrier switch and they vanished


other ef-ers are still on there tho

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[miplank]

Wtf are you babbling about

 

[smurf2]

Niggles, you called me once! You sounded very white non-illegal alien Hispanic.

 

[wootoom]

Wtf are you babbling about

Mars

 

[-SD-]

I blabbed once, even though you told me not to

 

[wootoom]

I'm jack hammering right now

 

[nangiggles]

Niggles, you called me once! You sounded very white non-illegal alien Hispanic.

U know ur part of those five ^_^ I just never called or texted again, I always have this weird feeling like I'm bothering people or they will think I'm too stalkerish lol, ask Shirl, I text her once in a blue moon, I only actively text with one person here

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[-SD-]

I only actively text with one person here

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rnch?

 

[digimon7068]

shit I lost it awhile back along with a few other EFers for some reason...

you still have mine though...lucky me

 

[smurf2]

U know ur part of those five ^_^ I just never called or texted again, I always have this weird feeling like I'm bothering people or they will think I'm too stalkerish lol, ask Shirl, I text her once in a blue moon, I only actively text with one person here

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Feel free to txt me whenever you want. I always respond quickly.

 

[digimon7068]

Feel free to txt me whenever you want. I always respond quickly.

boobie pics???

 

[miplank]

you still have mine though...lucky me

you love it fuck face

 

[jackangel]

Niggles, you called me once! You sounded very white non-illegal alien Hispanic.

this is probably the nicest thing anyone on EF has ever said about nan.

 

[wootoom]

this is probably the nicest thing anyone on ef has ever said about nan.

lollolololol

 

[miplank]

lololololol

 

[nangiggles]

this is probably the nicest thing anyone on EF has ever said about nan.

Lolol It's true! I couldn't fake a Spanish accent to save my life

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[PICK3]

Lolol It's true! I couldn't fake a Spanish accent to save my life

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Very hard for me to lisp

 

[the_alcatraz]

Nan you sound 100% white lmao

 

[the_alcatraz]

I've talked to a few people on EF and the NEVER sound the way you expect them to sound. everyone always sounds so different that what you imagine in your head. Especially the wimminz.

 

[AFeedz]

Really? Everyone I've talked to sounds pretty close to how I think they will.

Maybe it's just the handful of people I happened to talk to.

 

[bigbassturd]

Woot sounds like he just left an expensive downtown Moscow soup shop after meeting with Lenin Vladmir

 

[cindylou]

I've talked to a few people on EF and the NEVER sound the way you expect them to sound. everyone always sounds so different that what you imagine in your head. Especially the wimminz.

me too!

Not one person sounded like I thought they would besides Strongbo which I had heard he had a deep southern accent...and CEO sounded exactly like I pictured.

I've been told people are surprised when they speak to me. I think they expect a squeaky giggly high pitched voice with an accent.

Thank guys! LOL

 

[wootoom]

I speak with a nice Canadian accent

Call me maybe?

 

[smurf2]

I've been told by more than one person that I sound like their aunt, wtf?
And that dumbass hick SB said I sound like I work at GM in the Seat Belt Division, whatever that means

 

[smurf2]

I speak with a nice Canadian accent

Call me maybe?

That's what I think aboot QT too