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I think my mechanic

Frisky

Frisky

~QUEEN BITCH~
Platinum
was hitting on me :worried:

K thats all i fucking need right?

Brought the car into the shop yesterday before I killed myself in it... guy was real nice, took me right away. Hunted down my part cause he didn't want me to be on the road with my car just killing in the middle of the highway.

Cool

fixed me up, complimented me on my shoes :worried: (what kind of shit is that?)

so I get a call today.. couldn't get to my cel, so I call back thinking maybe he forgot something.. not even sure. He tells me he's making a courtesy call.. so I was like.. thanks, I appreciate it. And then makes it a point to tell me, I don't do this with any of my other customers.

:worried:

I squirmed my way off the phone QUICK!
 
flirt back and get a discount or something bonus during your visit.
 
You know the difference between a mechanic and a doctor...???

A doctor washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom...

A mechanic.....washes before only..........

I worked for a car dealership for almost ten years...this holds very, very true.....Lol
Thats why I refrain from shaking their hands.........Think of that when he rubs you down....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Oh Nice shoes......Lol
 
he was going to say, nice shoes wanna fuck. then realized you could fuck him up so bad he'd have TWO plumber cracks..

get new windshield wipers out of it...save 20 bucks
 
Pervis Ellison said:
he was going to say, nice shoes wanna fuck. then realized you could fuck him up so bad he'd have TWO plumber cracks..

get new windshield wipers out of it...save 20 bucks
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lol

I seriously think he undercharged me for the labor already, I expected to spend about 300 cause of the time it took to fix the part but it was a fraction of the cost.

Just great, now this fucking man has my cel number and my name.
 
slat1 said:
Next time he calls have your son answer and say "Dad? Is that you? Dad? When are you coming home? Daddy (crying)"
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HAHAHAH


I'm gonna do that
 
slat1 said:
Next time he calls have your son answer and say "Dad? Is that you? Dad? When are you coming home? Daddy (crying)"
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lol! thats pretty good.

or get one of your guy friends to use an ebonics accent and be like, "Yo nigga whussup. why you calling my ho? nigga u wanna die? we can get gangsta and shit if yo want. Nigga i aint afraid of jail. Nigga i looove jail. I cant wait to see all my niggas back in jail. Cmon, what nigga what?"
 
Pervis Ellison said:
lol! thats pretty good.

or get one of your guy friends to use an ebonics accent and be like, "Yo nigga whussup. why you calling my ho? nigga u wanna die? we can get gangsta and shit if yo want. Nigga i aint afraid of jail. Nigga i looove jail. I cant wait to see all my niggas back in jail. Cmon, what nigga what?"
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i don't have any guy friends, and it sucks that my voice is to damn soft to pull this off.. LOL
 
Erzulie said:
was hitting on me :worried:

K thats all i fucking need right?

Brought the car into the shop yesterday before I killed myself in it... guy was real nice, took me right away. Hunted down my part cause he didn't want me to be on the road with my car just killing in the middle of the highway.

Cool

fixed me up, complimented me on my shoes :worried: (what kind of shit is that?)

so I get a call today.. couldn't get to my cel, so I call back thinking maybe he forgot something.. not even sure. He tells me he's making a courtesy call.. so I was like.. thanks, I appreciate it. And then makes it a point to tell me, I don't do this with any of my other customers.

:worried:

I squirmed my way off the phone QUICK!
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hey, mechanics make good money dont they???? well at leased their name is on their shirt so they dont forget it...
 
bigmann245 said:
hey, mechanics make good money dont they???? well at leased their name is on their shirt so they dont forget it...
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haha

i suck at names, really

even with my ef peeps that i have talked to, i have to log them as their ef name and their real name

Im good at math and sex though... does that count?
 
Erzulie said:
haha

i suck at names, really

even with my ef peeps that i have talked to, i have to log them as their ef name and their real name

Im good at math and sex though... does that count?
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wow what a coincidence, so am i... :p
 
Erzulie said:
haha


Im good at math and sex though... does that count?
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really? i always heard you couldnt add the number of people you've had sex with.
 
tiger88 said:
i do that all the time too all chics if it applies

shoes belts, skirts, hand bags
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so?

i should take that as a good right?

my shoes that day were the shit ........ no joke.. :verygood:

I've never had a guy compliment me on my shoes, so i was stumped
 
StickFigure said:
You wish. :rolleyes:
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i know

Im a desperate dumb ass chick ...... ahh.. I admit it. I've taken my first step
 
K thats all i fucking need right?

fixed me up, complimented me on my shoes :worried: (what kind of shit is that?)

Nice shoes what a douche ?........ I would of said nice ass do you work out ? you wanna go back to mine for a steamy sesh ?.... :p next time he phones just tell him you have to get off the phone because your expecting a call from your boyfreind/husband.... or just do what slat 1 said lol
 
Erzulie said:
i know

Im a desperate dumb ass chick ...... ahh.. I admit it. I've taken my first step
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What kind of shoes are you wearing in your avatar???
 
Pervis Ellison said:
i was gonna bomb you if you have said Asics.
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all i can wear cause of my instep... fuck Asics.. LOL
 
tiger88 said:
post pics of the shoes
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I don't have them on today or else i would.


some stilleto's of course, thats mostly all i wear
 
I think this is really to easy. You are hot, you got a compliment, naturally the next thing is the mechanic is going to hit on you. If I meet a attractive woman and know she isn't married I'm going to approach her also. Just tell him you aren't interested, that ends everything fast. Do it in a polite way and you will still receive good service and the guy shouldn't be upset.
 
sfmonster said:
I think this is really to easy. You are hot, you got a compliment, naturally the next thing is the mechanic is going to hit on you. If I meet a attractive woman and know she isn't married I'm going to approach her also. Just tell him you aren't interested, that ends everything fast. Do it in a polite way and you will still receive good service and the guy shouldn't be upset.
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I'm gonna put on my fake wedding ring
 
sfmonster said:
I hate those! They only drive off the honest men.
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lol

when i go out dancing i actually wear one cause I don't want to be hit on. Im there to have a good time, not have some man messing with me.

I'm pretty sure i may drive off some good men, but the last place I want to find a man is in the clubs.
 
Erzulie said:
lol

when i go out dancing i actually wear one cause I don't want to be hit on. Im there to have a good time, not have some man messing with me.

I'm pretty sure i may drive off some good men, but the last place I want to find a man is in the clubs.
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As long as you know. jk

Do we get to see the shoes or what?
 
sfmonster said:
As long as you know. jk

Do we get to see the shoes or what?
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Im gonna shoot the shoes tonight.. nothing fancy, just some flashy pointy toe heels

most of my shoes would make all of you gag.. bwahaha.. I have a weird taste in shoes. I like different!
 
Erzulie said:
lol

I seriously think he undercharged me for the labor already, I expected to spend about 300 cause of the time it took to fix the part but it was a fraction of the cost.

Just great, now this fucking man has my cel number and my name.
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roflol ......do alot of women have this problem of guys keeping there numbers from work orders and calling
 
jafo said:
roflol ......do alot of women have this problem of guys keeping there numbers from work orders and calling
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I dunno.. I was a bit weirded out when he called my cel to 'check up on the car'

I had another instance the other night,.. my fault though.. i should have known better
 
the freakin cable guy flirted with me but of course i didnt relaize it till he left i was like wtf? and he didnt give me free cable
dammit i should have showed some boobs
 
SoKlueles said:
the freakin cable guy flirted with me but of course i didnt relaize it till he left i was like wtf? and he didnt give me free cable
dammit i should have showed some boobs
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if he was flirting ..all you had to do was ask ...I would go to the box (outside)
disconect the cable ..call him back saying its not working ...when he comes back be dressed accordingly and hit him up for free cable
 
Erzulie said:
I dunno.. I was a bit weirded out when he called my cel to 'check up on the car'

I had another instance the other night,.. my fault though.. i should have known better
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why should it be your fault ...you work out and look good for a reason ...I say take advantage of it
 
jafo said:
if he was flirting ..all you had to do was ask ...I would go to the box (outside)
disconect the cable ..call him back saying its not working ...when he comes back be dressed accordingly and hit him up for free cable
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Well he made sure to ask about my husband and stuff
and then he made sure to say that the only gift he was buying (this was last year ) was for his mother
 
jafo said:
why should it be your fault ...you work out and look good for a reason ...I say take advantage of it
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no..

this past weekend, I got pwned and I should have seen it coming but i was trying to get out of the place.
 
SoKlueles said:
Well he made sure to ask about my husband and stuff
and then he made sure to say that the only gift he was buying (this was last year ) was for his mother
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yup he was flirting ...when men ask if are you with someone ...and then tell you they are alone ....it is always an invite for a date (or at least a romp)
 
Erzulie said:
no..

this past weekend, I got pwned and I should have seen it coming but i was trying to get out of the place.
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that sucks. i give you women props for putting up with the shit a lot of guys throw at ya. most is bullshit. ive had to pretend to a girls boyfriend many times to help them get away from some idiot trying to get in there pants. it is so sad.
 
bigmann245 said:
that sucks. i give you women props for putting up with the shit a lot of guys throw at ya. most is bullshit. ive had to pretend to a girls boyfriend many times to help them get away from some idiot trying to get in there pants. it is so sad.
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this was you flirting with them ....the night in shinning armor ...





j/k some times you do have to help a friend out ..or the girl that just cant get rid of some dumb ass that cant take a direct answer
 
bigmann245 said:
that sucks. i give you women props for putting up with the shit a lot of guys throw at ya. most is bullshit. ive had to pretend to a girls boyfriend many times to help them get away from some idiot trying to get in there pants. it is so sad.
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lol

very seldom i get hit on with an exception of last weekend. I was so sick of it we were leaving the club and then ran into my friends husband and friend so we hung around. We're all at the bar getting a shot and this guy is standing in front of me. My friend and i were kinda off to the side and waiting on the shots and this guy comes up to me and trys to tug on my arm and say's lets go dance baby.. I'm like WTF, dude.

so he's like so You married ( I had a ring on my ring finger) So I was like yea, and I grabbed My friends husbands best friend and said this is my husband. lol.. The friend almost died.. I was like. Im so sorry... :worried:
 
Will you take your car back to this grease monkey in the future? Cause if you do and you ain't given him no attention, you can forget about the discount. If anything, he's going to rip you off next time he fixes your car.
 
Erzulie said:
was hitting on me :worried:

K thats all i fucking need right?

Brought the car into the shop yesterday before I killed myself in it... guy was real nice, took me right away. Hunted down my part cause he didn't want me to be on the road with my car just killing in the middle of the highway.

Cool

fixed me up, complimented me on my shoes :worried: (what kind of shit is that?)

so I get a call today.. couldn't get to my cel, so I call back thinking maybe he forgot something.. not even sure. He tells me he's making a courtesy call.. so I was like.. thanks, I appreciate it. And then makes it a point to tell me, I don't do this with any of my other customers.

:worried:

I squirmed my way off the phone QUICK!
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Let the bro under your hood.....
 
ShawnJohn said:
Will you take your car back to this grease monkey in the future? Cause if you do and you ain't given him no attention, you can forget about the discount. If anything, he's going to rip you off next time he fixes your car.
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nah.. I was scratching for someone to fix it... The camshaft sensor was fucking up and my a car was killing in the middle of the highway, it kept getting worse and my dealer couldn't take me nor could my norm mechanic. so I had to do the ol'yellow pages thing and find someone.
 
Erzulie said:
lol

very seldom i get hit on with an exception of last weekend. I was so sick of it we were leaving the club and then ran into my friends husband and friend so we hung around. We're all at the bar getting a shot and this guy is standing in front of me. My friend and i were kinda off to the side and waiting on the shots and this guy comes up to me and trys to tug on my arm and say's lets go dance baby.. I'm like WTF, dude.

so he's like so You married ( I had a ring on my ring finger) So I was like yea, and I grabbed My friends husbands best friend and said this is my husband. lol.. The friend almost died.. I was like. Im so sorry... :worried:
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so you see first hand how it goes in clubs. some guys think they can do whatever they want and all aaoman there are horny bitches looking for a quick fuck. i dont mind pretending to be their boyfriend. its fun when i see the look on their face when they see this 6'2" 300lb well now 268 but at the time 300 and their jaw drops. talk about them feeling like an ass.
 
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