One time I was talking to this famous country singer-songwriter guy, and he told a story about a show somewhere out west. After the show, he was walking toward the dressing room when this buxsome young bimbo runs up and plants a big wet kiss on his mouth. Moments later the drummer steps out of the dressing room, still fastening his belt, and tells the famous singer-songwriter guy "See that blonde with the big tits? She just gave me the best blowjob of my life." Singer-songwriter guy was Not Happy.