I really want to fuck a MILF........

[NJSerious]

I'm so sick of girls my age, theyre such little drama queen hoes...........why cant they just shut the fuck up? I want a fucking mom, a 30-35 year old in her sexual prime, husband never around, horny as fuck, etc.............fake tits as well, i love fake tits. I have some at my gym, and they give off this "god i want some young dick" vibe......

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

fake tits are the shit.They should be issued at birth.

 

[Calypso]

thats messed up dude, theres enough chicks out there without
kids to have to pander to one with a stretched out monkey and
still lactating. get an older chick that hasnt had a watermelon come out of their box if you dont want a young tight babe

 

[Calypso]

there's no such thing as a milf in my book, because there is no mother i'd like to fuck.

 

[NJSerious]

dude there are lots of mothers id like to fuck, i find them sexy as hell, and its a rush fucking her while the kid is in bed next door screaming, and the husband can come home any second.

 

[Calypso]

thats gross man, you better buy a wetsuit then, their boxes are
like fish bowls.

 

[NJSerious]

Is Bikinimom considered a MILF, NJ?

I dunno man, I havent seen good pics, someone post em up, but if shes a stripper, i'd probably stick it in her ass a few times.....most strippers are prettty fuckable. she seems like a hard-ass too, she'd probably be wild as hell in bed, handcuff me and shit, id smack her around like the bitch she is and she'd like it.

 

[Spartacus]

there is a hard ass stripper in my town and her car tag is MILF,and her cll number is XXX-MANN..now the XXX part is fake so as not to release the actual number..but you get the idea about this mother..oh and she likes to have cum shot on her

 

[Calypso]

shes got a nice ass, and is pretty good looking, but your probably
gonna need a breathing apparatus if you dive down near her
girl hole.

 

[NJSerious]

there is a hard ass stripper in my town and her car tag is MILF,and her cll number is XXX-MANN..now the XXX part is fake so as not to release the actual number..but you get the idea about this mother..oh and she likes to have cum shot on her

sounds like we have a winner!!!!! now where do i reach this skanky broad?

 

[p0ink]

isnt www.bikinimom.com her site?

 

[NJSerious]

oh my god, she has her own website!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH!@@$#$#@@#$ maybe i should start my own www.njserious.com/ninja site as well!!!! i can post all about me and my ninja pics and some nekkid pics too!@!!@! AHAHA

 

[NJSerious]

uhmmm...yeah as much as i hate her nagging personality and her 1,000 word replies to absolutely nothing as well as when she TYPES LIKE THIS to stress stupid things that dont make sense, i have to admit, i would fuck the ever living shit out of her.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

uhmmm...yeah as much as i hate her nagging personality and her 1,000 word replies to absolutely nothing as well as when she TYPES LIKE THIS to stress stupid things that dont make sense, i have to admit, i would fuck the ever living shit out of her.

dude you've taken the words out of my mouth this whole thread through......weird We must be long lost brothers like jean claude in double impact

 

[jesus 2]

bronzedgoddess is a MILF...btw, where is she?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

bronzedgoddess is a MILF...btw, where is she?

That is what I'm sayin!!Where you at beauty???

 

[NJSerious]

dude you've taken the words out of my mouth this whole thread through......weird We must be long lost brothers like jean claude in double impact

word i'd be the smaller brother who got his ass kicked. you'd be jean claude who kicks ass!

 

[big4life]

Now I know why we have had a sudden influx of NJ moms.

 

[sereneman]

I'm so sick of girls my age, theyre such little drama queen hoes...........why cant they just shut the fuck up? I want a fucking mom, a 30-35 year old in her sexual prime, husband never around, horny as fuck, etc.............fake tits as well, i love fake tits. I have some at my gym, and they give off this "god i want some young dick" vibe......

When I was 20, I had sex with a hot 40 year old and she was definitely the best in the bed that I had ever had. I won't go into details so as not to offend the women here, but the older ones are usually definitely better in bed and hornier.

 

[Frackal]

I'm so sick of girls my age, theyre such little drama queen hoes...........why cant they just shut the fuck up? I want a fucking mom, a 30-35 year old in her sexual prime, husband never around, horny as fuck, etc.............fake tits as well, i love fake tits. I have some at my gym, and they give off this "god i want some young dick" vibe......

word up dude, older chicks are awesome

 

[Bikini Mod]

....and just what would we talk about after the 10 seconds of sex that you furnished me with? You know, where you gizz all over yourself because you trip as your chicken legs get caught up in your ninja underoos as you frantically try and get them off before you're "done"?

.....Pokemon maybe? Sorry but I do not advocate violent cartoons.


(I do hope that I didn't ramble on TOO LONG. I realize that your attention span is quite limited as is your IQ. You know us strippers whores tend to be verbose at times seeing as how all we know is how to grind on dudes dicks while we do "extras" for ten dollars. So many thoughts of great importance go through our otherwise empty heads at these times.)

Gosh darn but you ARE funny. I can barely contain the laughter.

 

[jesus 2]

i've always wanted an older chic.

i have a hard enough time finding the ladies my age though.

 

[jesus 2]

 

[beefybull]

Is Bikinimom considered a MILF

double wrappin it like what

 

[Robert Jan]

NJserious = Tool

 

[FLASHMAN1]

thats messed up dude, theres enough chicks out there without
kids to have to pander to one with a stretched out monkey and
still lactating. get an older chick that hasnt had a watermelon come out of their box if you dont want a young tight babe

How old are you???? the fact that a woman has had a kid does NOT mean she's loose I can tell you spend a lot of time listening to locker room bullshit.... I've had many milfs in my day, and I had better sex with older women (27-40) than I EVER had with the younger girls (18-25). Clearly, you haven't a clue yet.....

 

[FLASHMAN1]

thats gross man, you better buy a wetsuit then, their boxes are
like fish bowls.

Wow, you have no clue........ maybe they feel loose because your wee-wee is to little.... food for thought...

 

[Rogue Warrior]

NJSerious, when i was in my 20's (now 37), the 40 somethings were the bomb. Sex is great when your dick is appreciated. Young chics that think they are the shit have sex and cop an attitude like they are doing YOU a favor!

I'm still into older women so its more like GILF for me. Now that botex has hit the market, I'll be banging the first ol' gummer who will give me the chance. As for now, I'll just jack-off to reruns of "The Golden Girls!"

 

[CASS]

Bikinimon i'd love to rock your world, ANYTIME!

 

[grafix-GNC]

fake tits are the shit.They should be issued at birth.

YAYAYAYAYYAYA!!! love the avatar, full metal jacket, my fav. movie, karma time

 

[SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY]

dude there are lots of mothers id like to fuck, i find them sexy as hell, and its a rush fucking her while the kid is in bed next door screaming, and the husband can come home any second.

NJ- Fuck Bro, I get a kick out'a your threads! LMFAO

 

[TheStromba]

there's no such thing as a milf in my book, because there is no mother i'd like to fuck.

Dude, In a few years, any chick even vaguely interseted in you will be a mom. I think they are wonderful. No games. Know what they want. I'd take that over a scatterbrained 20 something anytime.

 

[PussyDr]

there's no such thing as a milf in my book, because there is no mother i'd like to fuck.

wtf, there must be atleast one. haven't you ever seen some hot ass bitch pushing around a baby on a stroller....

what about pam anderson before she had hep.

 

[Rogue Warrior]

Catwoman, I wet Dream of Jeanie, Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island are more do-able than the college chics and they are all over 50!

 

[BronzedGoddess]

Atleast I know someone will want me if the hubby doesn't work out!

 

[SDRaver]

not to stereotype but....

every MILF I've been with has fucked like a porn star. Just my opinion So I guess I am a mother fucker LOL

 

[Andre9]

30-35 years old ain't no MILF! MILF are at least 40 years of age. MILF rulz!


Andy

 

[Calypso]

I've had many milfs in my day, and I had better sex with older women (27-40) than I EVER had with the younger girls (18-25). Clearly, you haven't a clue yet.....

I don' t know you may be right, but the thought of it is gross. I
watch birthday on discovery channel all the time, i wouldn't go
near a chicks coober after that mess. its probably all stretched
out and wrinkled permanently afterward

 

[BronzedGoddess]

ELASTICITY! It goes back, if not wouldn't all moms stomachs be hanging over their belts from carrying a baby too???

 

[SDRaver]

hey

That's why there is BUTT SEX

 

[soshesblowinme]

Im not turned on just for the fact that a chick has a kid ,hense the word MILF. But as fas as older women go, OMG!!! Ive never been with one, Im almost 21 and I think about them ALOT!! Dont get me wrong I still love girls my age, but theres just something about getting feaky with an older women. Give me a chcik in her 30's or early 40's, who's a stay at home wife with a husband that
no longer appreciates her, or shows her the attention she deserves. Man...I get myself going just thinking about the fun I could have with a women like that.


soshesblowinme

 

[JeTDoG]

....and just what would we talk about after the 10 seconds of sex that you furnished me with? You know, where you gizz all over yourself because you trip as your chicken legs get caught up in your ninja underoos as you frantically try and get them off before you're "done"?

beautiful, Kini, just perfect...

to quote a certain little comedy bit people my age (33) might recognize:

"they don't yell
and they don't tell
and, oh, they're grateful as hell,
give me an older woman every time!!!"

yes, Kini, any day of the week and twice on Sunday

 

[JeTDoG]

....and just what would we talk about after the 10 seconds of sex that you furnished me with? You know, where you gizz all over yourself because you trip as your chicken legs get caught up in your ninja underoos as you frantically try and get them off before you're "done"?

beautiful, Kini, just perfect...

to quote a certain little comedy bit people my age (33) might recognize:

"they don't yell
and they don't tell
and, oh, they're grateful as hell,
give me an older woman every time!!!"

as far as you're concerned Kini, any day of the week and twice on Sunday