i puked and dueced in my backyard last night

[binö]

good times.
woke up at 12ish feeling hella sick...i hate puking but i knew it was inevitable.
went in the bathroom and was gonna get started when i saw a pubic hair on the toliet bowl.
fuking grossed me out, no way was i gonna put my face near that...so i ran out side and let if fly...it was deep and full bodied, entire body was shook up...laid down in the grass, then i felt the rumble of a backdoor entry coming strong...i'd never make it back in side so lying on my side i took a disgusting dump, and meanwhile i continued to puke.
my gf opened the porch door and the dogs came running out, trying to lick me and see what was up...i rolled around to get away from them and yep, rolled in my waste.
fuck bros i feel like shit
discuss

 

[smurf2]

Nice life

 

[bigbassturd]

I just ran my fucking golf cart up a tree laughing so hard robert

 

[Mark One]

good times.
woke up at 12ish feeling hella sick...i hate puking but i knew it was inevitable.
went in the bathroom and was gonna get started when i saw a pubic hair on the toliet bowl.
fuking grossed me out, no way was i gonna put my face near that...so i ran out side and let if fly...it was deep and full bodied, entire body was shook up...laid down in the grass, then i felt the rumble of a backdoor entry coming strong...i'd never make it back in side so lying on my side i took a disgusting dump, and meanwhile i continued to puke.
my gf opened the porch door and the dogs came running out, trying to lick me and see what was up...i rolled around to get away from them and yep, rolled in my waste.
fuck bros i feel like shit
discuss

As long as u don't still smell like shit I guess , sounds like a rough night, get well

 

[just...v]

What the hell did you eat?

Drink gatoraid. It makes puke not burn as much in your nose and throat.

 

[binö]

What the hell did you eat?

Drink gatoraid. It makes puke not burn as much in your nose and throat.

i ate some chicken for dinner...when i smelled the leftovers this AM it made my stomach curl not sure if i can ever eat garlic chicken again.
pretty sure it's the stomach flu, my boy had it and it's going around.
i feel truely horrible, felt fine yesterday

 

[Dial_tone]

both ends at the same time? That must have been a good workout using all those muscles at once.

 

[WoodyO]

Scared of a lil' pubie on the bowl?

 

[binö]

both ends at the same time? That must have been a good workout using all those muscles at once.

my abs are seriously sore today.

 

[jackangel]

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this is a future classic.