I need sex.

[biteme]

Damnit. I haven't had sex in several months now. I am all of the sudden horny as a goat. Just got home from work. Sometimes I think it would be better to be married or in a committed relationship but a funny thing happens after I shoot my wad. The desire to be married goes right out the window.

 

[louden_swain]

pull out your hand and get to town.

 

[biteme]

pull out your hand and get to town.

It will eventually come to that. LOL.

 

[louden_swain]

that uh boy!!

 

[Code]

Ask Nordy from some advice on making it through the long haul.

He's running on like 20something years now.

 

[WODIN]

http://www.realdoll.com

 

[biteme]

http://www.realdoll.com

Hook me up pimp daddy.

 

[WODIN]

Hook me up pimp daddy.

I can get em used for half price. LMAO!!

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I haven't had sex in ages and the worst part is I just don't care.

Something in my head is miswired to money instead.

 

[OXANDRIN]

I haven't had sex in ages and the worst part is I just don't care.

Something in my head is miswired to money instead.

i'd rather have a lot of money than a lot of sex anyday

 

[out_at_sea]

Damnit. I haven't had sex in several months now. I am all of the sudden horny as a goat. Just got home from work. Sometimes I think it would be better to be married or in a committed relationship but a funny thing happens after I shoot my wad. The desire to be married goes right out the window.

You need a relationship that would offer you unlimited sex.....no need to tie the knot though....

It is healthier for one's psyche to have regular sex as opposed to have no sex at all.

Being in a relationship has its ups and downs but it surely beats being a hermit and subjecting yourself to porno movies and jerk-off sessions;however, you might try casual sex but be aware of the risk that entails....

Incidentally, your post made me horny, thus I am gonna get my other half to a "workout" soon...

 

[biteme]

Re: Re: I need sex.

You need a relationship that would offer you unlimited sex.....no need to tie the knot though....

It is healthier for one's psyche to have regular sex as opposed to have no sex at all.

Being in a relationship has its ups and downs but it surely beats being a hermit and subjecting yourself to porno movies and jerk-off sessions;however, you might try casual sex but be aware of the risk that entails....

Incidentally, your post made me horny, thus I am gonna get my other half to a "workout" soon...

Glad I could be of assistance. I have done a good deed for the day. Maybe I will just pick up the phone and dial random #'s and pretend that I accidently called the wrong # and strike up conversations with eligible females.. Think it would work?

 

[out_at_sea]

Re: Re: Re: I need sex.

Maybe I will just pick up the phone and dial random #'s and pretend that I accidently called the wrong # and strike up conversations with eligible females.. Think it would work?

Not so fast Sherlock....The voice at the other end could be deceiving and you might end up with a shemale as your counterpart...

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Re: Re: Re: I need sex.

Glad I could be of assistance. I have done a good deed for the day. Maybe I will just pick up the phone and dial random #'s and pretend that I accidently called the wrong # and strike up conversations with eligible females.. Think it would work?

Dude, don't be pathetic. Cowboy up and get yourself a quality Bowie knife, some panty hose, a liter or so of chloroform, a couple of dirty rags made from old underwear, and a brand new roll of duct tape.
There is a world of skank out there waiting to be caught off guard in a parking garage - go out and leave your mark on it.

 

[tiger88]

I haven't had sex in ages and the worst part is I just don't care.

Something in my head is miswired to money instead.

some times that is better.....low sex drive can make the rest of life better some times




biteme if u need a good fuck....get a high class escort

 

[tiger88]

pick out a hooker tonight


www.eros.com


this a good ass legit source too

 

[biteme]

pick out a hooker tonight


www.eros.com


this a good ass legit source too

Not a bad idea. Might be better to go that route.

 

[tiger88]

Not a bad idea. Might be better to go that route.

serious no lies on these hookers


FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THESE HOES


these bitches can really do some sweet math problems

 

[biteme]

serious no lies on these hookers


FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THESE HOES

That's a great site. You can actually hook up with famous pornstars for $1500 an hour. No pussy is worth that much on my budget though.


these bitches can really do some sweet math problems

That's a great site. You can actually hook up with famous pornstars for $1500 an hour. No pussy is worth that much on my budget though.

 

[biteme]

THis must be where Charlie Sheen, Billy Idol and the likes were getting their pussy.

 

[tiger88]

That's a great site. You can actually hook up with famous pornstars for $1500 an hour. No pussy is worth that much on my budget though.

ya the porn stars are like that since they are famous....not always hotter either.....if i had some more money i would lie the wood on britnany andrews...

 

[tiger88]

THis must be where Charlie Sheen, Billy Idol and the likes were getting their pussy.

lol i guess if i had there money i would buy about 5 of them just to live at my crib....


.........how much u looking to spend?

 

[biteme]

ya the porn stars are like that since they are famous....not always hotter either.....if i had some more money i would lie the wood on britnany andrews...

I'd pay $1500 to fuck Janine Lindemulder. I could jack off to that memory for the rest of my life. LOL

 

[tiger88]

I'd pay $1500 to fuck Janine Lindemulder. I could jack off to that memory for the rest of my life. LOL

lol.......i am, gonna go get a cashier check i think

 

[timrock]

do they take karma points?

 

[tiger88]

ya but only eagle fans