I need a vollunteer.

[stilleto]

My funniness factor is waning lately, due to the fact that i have no one to target in my jokes without offending someone I don't want to offend.

I need a vollunteer to be the brunt of my jokes. You must not take anything I say personally or be offended when I joke about your weight, sexuality, promiscuousness, virginity, or face.

in return, i will give you a letter for your parole officer that you've done work for a not for profit agency.

 

[AAP]

My funniness factor is waning lately, due to the fact that i have no one to target in my jokes without offending someone I don't want to offend.

I need a vollunteer to be the brunt of my jokes. You must not take anything I say personally or be offended when I joke about your weight, sexuality, promiscuousness, virginity, or face.

in return, i will give you a letter for your parole officer that you've done work for a not for profit agency.

I nominate Mighty Mouse. Now that you two getting a divorce and all.

 

[bw1]

 

[stilleto]

I nominate Mighty Mouse. Now that you two getting a divorce and all.

that's not a bad idear.
I was going to use sugarlicious for all the sexuality jokes, but it's so predictable and true that it's not funny.

 

[stilleto]

yeah? you wouldn't mind?
it's good publicity.

 

[EnderJE]

Are there boobie shots involved? Yours, I mean.

 

[Smurfy]

people who are truly funny dont need to do so at the expense of others.

that said, i will continue to bring attention to the size of your shnoze to garner some yucks.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm so shy

 

[bw1]

yeah? you wouldn't mind?
it's good publicity.

No, I don't give a crap...all you bastards already give me shit all the time already..I'm bullet proof

 

[NEO1]

Ya know, come to think of it you never hear of gay guys dying from gun shot wounds...I wonder if this is true?

No, I don't give a crap...all you bastards already give me shit all the time already..I'm bullet proof

 

[stilleto]

people who are truly funny dont need to do so at the expense of others.

that said, i will continue to bring attention to the size of your shnoze to garner some yucks.

I'm gonna start pretending to be sad about it and make you look like a bully, while i'm laughing my way to the plastic surgeon!


(i wish I still had that pic). i know it's here somewhere.

 

[stilleto]

Are there boobie shots involved? Yours, I mean.

yes.

oh, wait. mine?

no.

 

[Raptorex]

I'm gonna start pretending to be sad about it and make you look like a bully, while i'm laughing my way to the plastic surgeon!

(i wish I still had that pic). i know it's here somewhere.

SMuffy is a good candidate

 

[stilleto]

so far, i'm going with bw1 until he cries uncle.

 

[gotmilk]

I'll do it for 1 million karmas

 

[bw1]

so far, i'm going with bw1 until he cries uncle.

I don't cry...I laugh at pain that would kill a normal man

 

[BlueBird]

Write me a Guggenheim reference and you can send my undies up a flagpole.

 

[MichaelScott]

i have insecurity issues u can exploit

 

[stilleto]

Write me a Guggenheim reference and you can send my undies up a flagpole.

oooh, my favorite museum EVER.
i'll write you whatever you want and not make fun of you.

 

[BlueBird]

oooh, my favorite museum EVER.
i'll write you whatever you want and not make fun of you.

Excellent! But you can start with my fat momma and move onto my zit-covered fat ass.

 

[chris302001]

feel free to pwn me as much as you like.... it'll b pretty much the only attn I get from the ladies.....

 

[heatherrae]

I'm fat and I'm not smelling all that fresh today.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Seriously, who takes anything the wrong way on the internet.

Blast me all you like, blast everyone all you like and if they cry over it, let them cry.

 

[chris302001]

I'm fat and I'm not smelling all that fresh today.

lol thanx for sharing!!



seriously....your little comments always make me smile

 

[heatherrae]

lol thanx for sharing!!



seriously....your little comments always make me smile

Cool! Wanna procreate?

 

[chris302001]

Cool! Wanna procreate?

lol I'd b lying if I said the thought of making a beautiful child with you never crossed my mind....

 

[heatherrae]

lol I'd b lying if I said the thought of making a beautiful child with you never crossed my mind....

what about a funny looking child? lol.

 

[chris302001]

what about a funny looking child? lol.

hmmmm, I have a sense of humor so im down with the funny lookin kid.

but I share your sugar addiction....

we might create a dessert/snack cake eating monstwr!

 

[stilleto]

feel free to pwn me as much as you like.... it'll b pretty much the only attn I get from the ladies.....

so many numbers to remember after your name...
BW just has 1. and it's easy to remember, because it's 1.

 

[chris302001]

so many numbers to remember after your name...
BW just has 1. and it's easy to remember, because it's 1.

or u could just call me chris like everyone else does.....no numbers!

 

[Scotsman]

You can use me all you want. Even negative attention will make me feel like you care.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

a. i can't be mean to scotsman, even in jest. he's too hot.
b. i could, however, be mean to chris37800099 and BW1, being that they aren't hot at all.

















HEY! this is gonna work out great! thanks guys!

 

[heatherrae]

hmmmm, I have a sense of humor so im down with the funny lookin kid.

but I share your sugar addiction....

we might create a dessert/snack cake eating monstwr!

You think they have a group discount for fat camp?

 

[Scotsman]

a. i can't be mean to scotsman, even in jest. he's too hot.
b. i could, however, be mean to chris37800099 and BW1, being that they aren't hot at all.


HEY! this is gonna work out great! thanks guys!

It seriously makes me laugh whenever someone says I'm hot.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

You think they have a group discount for fat camp?

LOL, perhaps....

 

[binö]

i'm a perfect canidate
i don't have a 9" weiner
don't make 100k
avg build and appearance

 

[heatherrae]

i'm a perfect canidate
i don't have a 9" weiner
don't make 100k
avg build and appearance

I don't know why I even talk to you.

 

[binö]

I don't know why I even talk to you.

cause of my e-personality

 

[gotmilk]

It seriously makes me laugh whenever someone says I'm hot.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Wuz up sexy?

 

[ricco561]

My funniness factor is waning lately, due to the fact that i have no one to target in my jokes without offending someone I don't want to offend.

I need a vollunteer to be the brunt of my jokes. You must not take anything I say personally or be offended when I joke about your weight, sexuality, promiscuousness, virginity, or face.

in return, i will give you a letter for your parole officer that you've done work for a not for profit agency.

I will step up and take one for the team.

 

[Scotsman]

Wuz up sexy?

Not much, how are you hotstuff?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

I will step up and take one for the team.

well see, here's the thing.
I need you to take a LOT for the team. cause i'm funny a LOT and i need a target. also, if I say something like, "dang, that bicep is as big as Ricco's penis is small!", everyone will say "who's ricco?"

and i'll have to explain, which cancels out a lot of the funniness.

 

[chris302001]

well see, here's the thing.
I need you to take a LOT for the team. cause i'm funny a LOT and i need a target. also, if I say something like, "dang, that bicep is as big as Ricco's penis is small!", everyone will say "who's ricco?"

and i'll have to explain, which cancels out a lot of the funniness.

LOL

 

[jnevin]

What you need is someone to volunteer to help you with your spell check.

 

[stilleto]

What you need is someone to volunteer to help you with your spell check.

no, nancy. i need someone to do my laundry so i have time to type with both hands.

i volunteer you.

 

[ricco561]

well see, here's the thing.
I need you to take a LOT for the team. cause i'm funny a LOT and i need a target. also, if I say something like, "dang, that bicep is as big as Ricco's penis is small!", everyone will say "who's ricco?"

and i'll have to explain, which cancels out a lot of the funniness.

Or you just say STFU and keep up with the thread.

 

[ortiz34]

blow me

 

[bw1]

well see, here's the thing.
I need you to take a LOT for the team. cause i'm funny a LOT and i need a target. also, if I say something like, "dang, that bicep is as big as Ricco's penis is small!", everyone will say "who's ricco?"

and i'll have to explain, which cancels out a lot of the funniness.

Looks like it's me

 

[jnevin]

blow me

I'm sitting this one out.

 

[bw1]

oh and Scotsman is my lover

 

[Smurfy]

gonelifting would probably be ok with it since he's a former m0d
or branmuffin

 

[gonelifting]

AHAA! You DO miss me!

You see how you took me for granted? Do you see it now? Do you!?

I love getting and giving stuff like you suggested, but only if it stays impersonal or has nothing really to do with the person at all. Like calling someone fat when they're skinny, or whore when they're, ummm, not. Stuff like that.

blah blah... forget it. good luck

 

[-Ariel-]

I nominate Mighty Mouse. Now that you two getting a divorce and all.

+1, what douche ever thought you guys were married?
lol

 

[Scotsman]

oh and Scotsman is my lover

Your dilusional man crush fantasy is starting to seep out into your everyday life.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[calveless wonder]

I would, but apparently i already play that role for all the old, bitter, married, "4" bangers on this board

 

[stilleto]

ok, well chris4900022 didn't pass the test, as he questioned the sincerity of my insult (which isn't true).

so it seems like BWone one. i may use calveless as a backup though because sometimes i'm funny enough to need two targets.

thanks guys!

 

[bw1]

ok, well chris4900022 didn't pass the test, as he questioned the sincerity of my insult (which isn't true).

so it seems like BWone one. i may use calveless as a backup though because sometimes i'm funny enough to need two targets.

thanks guys!

I am the champion!

 

[ricco561]

ok, well chris4900022 didn't pass the test, as he questioned the sincerity of my insult (which isn't true).

so it seems like BWone one. i may use calveless as a backup though because sometimes i'm funny enough to need two targets.

thanks guys!

Damn.
I thought I might have been the dark horse.

 

[stilleto]

Damn.
I thought I might have been the dark horse.

at least you're hung like one!!!

 

[heatherrae]

I am the champion!

of the s

 

[ricco561]

at least you're hung like one!!!

 

[bw1]

of the s

lol....we'll see about that