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- Thread starter shirlene29
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my piss poor attitude, knowledge of cars, ass...and love of diamonds, bmws, and large homes
and four step daughters
I don't care if you juice...as long as I don't have to find your fuckin gear or set up your cycle...or pin you
and four step daughters
I don't care if you juice...as long as I don't have to find your fuckin gear or set up your cycle...or pin you
hes just exasperating ..its probably me but its like daily he does some stupid fucking thing that makes me want to make him feel an inch high
Who's ass?
digimon7068
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this^^^^ and, i'll review the complaints and be completely honest and tell you exactly how many of them i've also perpetrated in the last 10 days...i'll bet i'm not much better than him...dudes are dudes
I bought him a little convertible this weekend..little cheap used car cuz he was whining he wanted a convertible
the passengers side inside door handle was missing a clip..I tell him leave it alone..I'll pick up the clip tomorrow when Im running errands (would have done it today but didn't get to look at it till too late)
while I'm out running his brother somewhere..he decided to dick with the door handle to try and rig it up somehow
now its really broken..and going to be a pain in the ass to find when all it originally needed was a run of the mill metal retaining clip and a screw
before the trim moved when you opened the door from the inside ..now the door doesn't open because the retaining piece for the cable is snapped
yesterday...I couldn't see what released the tensioner for the belt on my bmw (alternator croaked) and it wasn't a bolt...and my finger tips couldn't figure it out
I go inside say hang on...lemme look it up on the computer ...I come out..he popped the belt off w/o loosening the tensioner which tore the belt (90 bucks) and fucked the routing all up so after I got to drive 45 minutes to a parts store that was open on sunday so my car would in fact run on monday ..he got to explain to me where in the fuck the allen sockets were so I could actually release the tensioner (he loaned them out) I got to drive a half hr in another direction to get the stupid fuckin socket I needed
oh...and in the time in took him to break the belt I had found the answer and was on my way back outside (which would have still pissed me off because he loaned out the tools to someone that couldn't be gotten a hold of on sunday afternoon
he's like a kid...if I tell him to leave it alone (which he should in the case of cars) its like he HAS to dick with it and it makes me insane
the passengers side inside door handle was missing a clip..I tell him leave it alone..I'll pick up the clip tomorrow when Im running errands (would have done it today but didn't get to look at it till too late)
while I'm out running his brother somewhere..he decided to dick with the door handle to try and rig it up somehow
now its really broken..and going to be a pain in the ass to find when all it originally needed was a run of the mill metal retaining clip and a screw
before the trim moved when you opened the door from the inside ..now the door doesn't open because the retaining piece for the cable is snapped
yesterday...I couldn't see what released the tensioner for the belt on my bmw (alternator croaked) and it wasn't a bolt...and my finger tips couldn't figure it out
I go inside say hang on...lemme look it up on the computer ...I come out..he popped the belt off w/o loosening the tensioner which tore the belt (90 bucks) and fucked the routing all up so after I got to drive 45 minutes to a parts store that was open on sunday so my car would in fact run on monday ..he got to explain to me where in the fuck the allen sockets were so I could actually release the tensioner (he loaned them out) I got to drive a half hr in another direction to get the stupid fuckin socket I needed
oh...and in the time in took him to break the belt I had found the answer and was on my way back outside (which would have still pissed me off because he loaned out the tools to someone that couldn't be gotten a hold of on sunday afternoon
he's like a kid...if I tell him to leave it alone (which he should in the case of cars) its like he HAS to dick with it and it makes me insane
so he costs more money and time by being pig headed
youpissmeoff
Banned
If I ever caught you fucking with my car, I would spank your sexy ass and have you buy me lunch after we drop the car at the shop.
probably sucks smurf..but the dude makes weapons of mass destruction so I think he ultimately trumps me
I know right?!!
fucker
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oh well, i was willing to take you on as the "2nd" wife, but pinning is a must, and I can fix drywall..
cool. so he's done with school?
no....he's always made weapons of mass destruction
he's actually picking up a summer semester for some classes he wants
he's actually picking up a summer semester for some classes he wants
big deal...I can hang and tape drywall, pfft.... can you do a valve adjustment on an inline four motorcycle?
I did it for my apartments when suck at life tenants would wreck the walls
and I don't do pinning because you all whine like babies
PICK3
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Wow...what a proposal! "I do"...oh wait, I'm married...sorry got caught in the moment...
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bro, question marks go! at the end of the sentence.
your avi is lolzgalore
you know aap did that right? It's my Mini with some of the etl crew in it
cool.. can you make a samwich??
any task in the construction of a residential house i can and have done..
I learned long ago to not use my body when i can use my mind and the minds of others to make money..
In regards to an combustion engine, If i take it apart, i can put it back together..
and i can breath through my eye lids..
DannoMight
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sorry can't help but I can fix my own cars, do 90% of everything around the home that needs fixing in any way, cook a decent meal, do my own pinning, and i am fixed
Typo
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I'm keen
youre shit
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UA_Iron
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I'm not going to commit to shit, but I'll be the muscle jock who comes over and straightens you out on occasion.
Typo
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That one spelling mistake has ruined my whole EF life
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EarthRider
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sounds like you just need a good fuck
and with the piss poor attitude, most women have it - just gotta learn to tune that shit out
and with the piss poor attitude, most women have it - just gotta learn to tune that shit out
ER's a pimp in Christian clothing
a pimp in spandex is just creepy
Two words Shirlene:
Wanna trade?
I didnt fucking think so! so STFU and make it work!
Lol, in all seriousness I do understand, I hate it when they dick around and break shit you told them to leave alone
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Wanna trade?
I didnt fucking think so! so STFU and make it work!
Lol, in all seriousness I do understand, I hate it when they dick around and break shit you told them to leave alone
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theoak01
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it is a cheap used car....I bought him the motorcycle he got waffled on too
hopefully this doesn't work out as badly as that did
hopefully this doesn't work out as badly as that did
convertible audi
he's crabby its an automatic
he's crabby its an automatic
Two words Shirlene:
Wanna trade?
I didnt fucking think so! so STFU and make it work!
Lol, in all seriousness I do understand, I hate it when they dick around and break shit you told them to leave alone
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your husband doesn't even hear you when you say "leave it alone." either that or my wife's never said it.
this is his second audi (Im not a fan)
he bought the first one and it was a nitemare...so clearly the smart thing to do was lust after another one right?
theoak01
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we are men,WE care about looks at first then bitch about shit performance later. we are retards.
eventually we learn that the ole reliable truck is the way to go and that the sports cars just end up costing us money and disappointment
I like my bmw....
though replacing the alternator sucked
you make a good point...my dodge truck never breaks down ( just jinxed myself)
though replacing the alternator sucked
you make a good point...my dodge truck never breaks down ( just jinxed myself)
nah, my husband is about as far removed from lazy as they come....I think he thinks if he stops moving he'll die
Ii really only get aggravated when he doesn't know how to do something, won't look it up or otherwise learn how to do it...and just tries to do it which results in breaking it
sorry, but breaking my bmw is important to me...call me shallow or whatever but I need it daily..and making my job more difficult to fix it pisses me off
Ii really only get aggravated when he doesn't know how to do something, won't look it up or otherwise learn how to do it...and just tries to do it which results in breaking it
sorry, but breaking my bmw is important to me...call me shallow or whatever but I need it daily..and making my job more difficult to fix it pisses me off
I email it and require delivery and read receipt.
good point. i can see how that would be bothersome.
uamaverick
New member
I know how to work on cars, I am a pretty good cook, and I'm sexy as fuck...too bad you broke up with me Shirlz. Cindy gets all of me now.
redsamurai
Banned
i wouldn't care, she could change my oil while I cook...cause we know bitches can't cook. So if she could fix cars that would make up for the lack of any culinary skills whatsoever right?
Right ladies?
isn't your husband out of town for a week?? poor planning for sure.. i could bring you out to vegas for a crazy weekend.. no cell phones allowed though..
the no cell phone thing is a lil creepy spy....idk how I feel about that
someone threatened to gut me in a bathtub if I went to vegas once
its pretty much kept me away
someone threatened to gut me in a bathtub if I went to vegas once
its pretty much kept me away
you got fat and out of shape man...I had to get rid of the dead weight
maybe Cindy could buy you lipo and get you remodeled
uamaverick
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Why don't you ask Cindy how fat I am?
