I`m going to have sex now. Is there anything you want me to call out?

[gonelifting]

While having sex or during orgasm? whatever... Maybe certain phrases you would like, certain motions (not the moonwalk) or sing (or whistle/hum)some kind of tune.

I will call out certain member`s names but that can only be limited to 3 o4 tops because my wife would catch on... because she`ll be in the next room. Doh! jk

In case you don`t get to post in time, I`ll come back to check this thread during the "lovemaking" session. or Maybe I should leave my phone # and you can call. This way I can just talk on speakerphone and not mis a beat.

Phone # 1 555 CRAK-600

 

[flex123]

say what you normally say during sex with your wife "sorry about my small non-satisfying penis and 2 pump chump"

 

[gonelifting]

OK I`m back. Whew that was tiring. Did I miss anything here?

I almost broke a sweat.

 

[Smurfy]

OK I`m back. .

LOL!!! your poor wife......

 

[solidg]

Say

I love you Michelob

 

[onebigab]

"Come to big daddy butthead"

 

[mountain muscle]

Gl next time video it and say "Damn girl you are so much better than your sister."
I will split the grand prize money on America's Funniest home Videos with you. Most likely we will probably hear about Gl's beheading by "a Muslim Extremist Woman."

 

[tiger88]

Gl next time video it and say "Damn girl you are so much better than your sister."
I will split the grand prize money on America's Funniest home Videos with you. Most likely we will probably hear about Gl's beheading by "a Muslim Extremist Woman."

thats an awsome idea

 

[tiger88]

also gl

sorry bro i watch u when u "intercourse"

i hear moaning and not sure if u neeed help and vibrations so i am DAAAMn maybe he got his hand stuck in the toaster (eggo waffles are tricky but taste good(gotta heat the syrup though)( and a neat idea)

so i just watch

i dont take notes but i should

when i am gonna get hdtv wired in the shed?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

1 555 CRAK-600 eh? who gave you my phone number?

and stop coming over here and having sex with my dogs damnit. i'm afraid to see what those puppies would look like