I Lost My Virginity Today

[Sub-Zero]

Gonelifting


so i knew this girl for a long time, she comes every week to clean my house, shes pretty ugly and annoying and doesnt clean that good, but i was beating my meat an dshe came into my room and just stood there looking at it, and i was really embarrased but she came into my room and then i smiled and she is like "ur parents are gone, but i am here" next thing i knew we were having sex, but i didnt kiss her cause shes ugly

 

[HumorMe]

April Fool's?

 

[Sub-Zero]

April Fool's?

fine u cought me...

i kissed her even tho she was ugly, but dont tell

 

[jackangel]

1)not funny

2)bs

3)not funny

4)we know it's april fool's day

5)not funny

 

[Sub-Zero]

4)we know it's april fool's day

oh shit ur right, that probably means hammy didnt find out about soklue and me!

 

[bran987]

1)not funny

2)bs

3)not funny

4)we know it's april fool's day

5)not funny

tbs funny hotline how may we help you

 

[geoboy]

sublime has a self-esteem problem. even in his fantasy he only bangs an ugly chick.

its your fantasy, aim high. make her a teenage brazillian illegal immigrant with big boobs who's really hot, and cleans ur apartment in hot pants.

-

 

[Sub-Zero]

sublime has an self-esteem problem. even in his fantasy he only bangs an ugly chick.

its your fantasy, aim high. make her a teenage brazillian illegal immigrant with big boobs who's really hot, and cleans ur apartment in hot pants.

-

thats what she started out as but her low wages only allows for her to eat mcdonalds and other unhealthy foods, so she got fat

 

[Devastation]

 

[hamstershaver]

you can bang klu now that i dumped her

 

[chewyxrage]

thats what she started out as but her low wages only allows for her to eat mcdonalds and other unhealthy foods, so she got fat

eating fast food all the time is more expensive

 

[BUBBLES]

I am still a virgin and feel pure. Noone can take that away from me.

 

[chewyxrage]

I am still a virgin and feel pure. Noone can take that away from me.

LOL @ that load of bullshit.

 

[BUBBLES]

I only speak the truth and there is no truer truth than my virginity at this moment.
If I could take a pic of it I would but you cannot capture pure virginity.

This board needs a Virgin's Club.

 

[Lestat]

lota april fools jokes today

 

[SoKlueles]

I only speak the truth and there is no truer truth than my virginity at this moment.
If I could take a pic of it I would but you cannot capture pure virginity.

This board needs a Virgin's Club.

I wanna join too

 

[geoboy]

I am still a virgin and feel pure. Noone can take that away from me.

April Fools?

 

[Ffactor]

I am still a virgin and feel pure. Noone can take that away from me.

Oh yes I can!

 

[chewyxrage]

I only speak the truth and there is no truer truth than my virginity at this moment.
If I could take a pic of it I would but you cannot capture pure virginity.

This board needs a Virgin's Club.

That's cool if you want to think of yourself as "pure" (whatever that means)

But you're no different than anyone else.

 

[Austin316]

I only speak the truth and there is no truer truth than my virginity at this moment.
If I could take a pic of it I would but you cannot capture pure virginity.

This board needs a Virgin's Club.

THere kinda was an unoficial one a couple years ago, myself and Mrmuscle lol well maybe some others can't remember.

I was a member here for a good 2 years as a virgin, lost it when I was 20 (regret who it was with cuz just kinda through it away) and been with one othr girl since whom Im still dating atm.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

should have given her a dirty sanchez
women love that

 

[jnevin]

A lot of girls at BYU are still tenchically virgins, but have been um, entered the way quite a few skanks haven't. Just saying...

 

[-SD-]

Im a virgin also, someone give me a..........hand.

 

[Gambino]

1)not funny

2)bs

3)not funny

4)we know it's april fool's day

5)not funny

.

 

[Sub-Zero]

eating fast food all the time is more expensive

she lives in her van= no place to cook

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

THere kinda was an unoficial one a couple years ago, myself and Mrmuscle lol well maybe some others can't remember.

I got the Virgin's Club on mother fucking lock down...


Sublime you ass. I was so excited for you, opening this thread...

 

[Sub-Zero]

I got the Virgin's Club on mother fucking lock down...


Sublime you ass. I was so excited for you, opening this thread...

ulcaster, when i hit 21, ill drive to wherever u are and well go get us some hookers.

hot ones, not the toothless ugly old ones

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ulcaster, when i hit 21, ill drive to wherever u are and well go get us some hookers.

hot ones, not the toothless ugly old ones

Hopefully, I'll be dead by then.