I Lost My Virginity Today

[Sub-Zero]

Gonelifting


so i knew this girl for a long time, she comes every week to clean my house, shes pretty ugly and annoying and doesnt clean that good, but i was beating my meat an dshe came into my room and just stood there looking at it, and i was really embarrased but she came into my room and then i smiled and she is like "ur parents are gone, but i am here" next thing i knew we were having sex, but i didnt kiss her cause shes ugly

 

[HumorMe]

April Fool's?

 

[Sub-Zero]

April Fool's?

fine u cought me...

i kissed her even tho she was ugly, but dont tell

 

[jackangel]

1)not funny

2)bs

3)not funny

4)we know it's april fool's day

5)not funny

 

[Sub-Zero]

4)we know it's april fool's day

oh shit ur right, that probably means hammy didnt find out about soklue and me!

 

[bran987]

1)not funny

2)bs

3)not funny

4)we know it's april fool's day

5)not funny

tbs funny hotline how may we help you

 

[geoboy]

sublime has a self-esteem problem. even in his fantasy he only bangs an ugly chick.

its your fantasy, aim high. make her a teenage brazillian illegal immigrant with big boobs who's really hot, and cleans ur apartment in hot pants.

-

 

[Sub-Zero]

sublime has an self-esteem problem. even in his fantasy he only bangs an ugly chick.

its your fantasy, aim high. make her a teenage brazillian illegal immigrant with big boobs who's really hot, and cleans ur apartment in hot pants.

-

thats what she started out as but her low wages only allows for her to eat mcdonalds and other unhealthy foods, so she got fat

 

[Devastation]

 

[hamstershaver]

you can bang klu now that i dumped her