i kinda feel bad for chicks with sloppy curtains

[OMEGA]

level 10 = just anal

 

[gstacker]

it depends on the ferocity of the sloppiness. a stage 1 situation I can handle - I won't go down on her, but I'll still hit it. level 2 pretty much means I won't be clit-boxing her cause that will draw my attention to the slop, but i'll slide my dickness into her. threat level 10 is straight amber alert style - biohazard type approach. get the fuck away from me and never come back. i don't care if she's a 10 everywhere else.

on the flip side, if you have a pretty little pink clean cozy box, i'll nuzzle up in there and never come up for air.

Lol that's hella funny haha I guess I never had a 10 or maybe I did an my standards are lower than urs lol but if it was really that jacked up I'd jus kick the back door in like omega said lol

 

[KillahBee]

Lol that's hella funny haha I guess I never had a 10 or maybe I did an my standards are lower than urs lol but if it was really that jacked up I'd jus kick the back door in like omega said lol

only happened to me once. and by 10, i'm talking 10 physically (she was about a 2 emotionally/mentally). unreal how god just fucked her harder than i did. INSANE body, HORRIFIC box. poor girl. hit it once and never went back. i can't stand ugly pussies.

 

[gstacker]

She's prolly better off going all natty down there.... Big ass bush n shit lol

 

[nangiggles]

level 10 = just anal

Way to give things a positive spin.

 

[Waverly6969]

I don't mind a set of floppy beef-curtains once in a while.

 

[Captain FT]

lol@ box of cow tongues

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

 

[trex74]

yeah, I kinda feel bad for guys with old man balls too...Is there a surgery for that?

 

[PhoenixS]

yeah, I kinda feel bad for guys with old man balls too...Is there a surgery for that?

lol