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I just got an award!

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beastboy

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And all I got was a fricking jacket....Here I am in front of 100 people and nervous as hell. I think it may be some phobia. BTW..I'mt he one in the black shirt.

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beastboy said:
And all I got was a fricking jacket....Here I am in front of 100 people and nervous as hell. I think it may be some phobia. BTW..I'mt he one in the black shirt.

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Dude, who's the nightmare in the foreground? The one with the glasses and no neck.
 
Pocket pool in front of 100 people takes some guts, big up ya, mon!
 
Are`nt you supposed to wear it and model it for everyone when you get something like that as a gift? It`s a rule I think.
 
Dude, take your hands out of your pocket and stand up straight. :D


Also, that guy in the front appears to be staring at your crotch. ;)
 
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FreeballinDC said:


Dude, who's the nightmare in the foreground? The one with the glasses and no neck.
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One of the nicest guys I know.....he is a self-proclaimed fat bastard......he loves to eat and will tell you that. I offer help, and he knows he needs it, but is uninterested right now. Seriously....that guy is a friend everyone wished they had....will do anything for anyone...(and no, not gay stuff).

LOL @ chef.....nervous habit.
 
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beastboy said:


One of the nicest guys I know.....he is a self-proclaimed fat bastard......he loves to eat and will tell you that. I offer help, and he knows he needs it, but is uninterested right now. Seriously....that guy is a friend everyone wished they had....will do anything for anyone...(and no, not gay stuff).

LOL @ chef.....nervous habit.
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Somehow I knew he was going to be the big lovable lug.

I understand about the eating thing. They will stop what they are doing and turn it around when they are good and ready.
 
"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."
 
HAHAHAHA at this thread.
Good job EF.


So you were first in your special ed class to learn how to tie your shoes, hey beasty?
Congrats man, congrats.
 
Bullit said:

So you were first in your special ed class to learn how to tie your shoes, hey beasty?
Congrats man, congrats.
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That is all you could come up with? You are getting awful.

I put up the pic for ridicule.....I'm the first to laugh at myself and bring attention to my flaws...which are many.
 
Seashell said:
You look good Beasty. :)

And what does pocket pool mean? :confused:
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Thanks.

Knocking my balls around with the my hands in my pockets.

It's a plus though, because I didn't have any panties on and I have a hole in my pocket.
 
Ffactor said:


Nobody cares.
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No shit.

Everyone in there is thinking "Jesus christ... I came here for THIS?!?!? I have fucking work to do and they call me in here for this shit? No fucking wonder they're about to cut our whole department".
 
Bullit said:


No shit.

Everyone in there is thinking "Jesus christ... I came here for THIS?!?!? I have fucking work to do and they call me in here for this shit? No fucking wonder they're about to cut our whole department".
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The uproar of applause had just settled down. They were all exhausted.
 
strangely enough i think you're safe from being photoshopped with this pic. your head is pointing down in exactly the same way that you were in the other one with the basketball jersey. i only know this because that image of you as a midget looking down into your pants is burned into my brain.

does your wife really sell anal beads or was that a joke?
 
beastboy said:


They uproar of applause had just settled down. They were all tired.
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hahaha

"FUCKIN YEAH!!!!! BEASTGIRL GOT 5 YEARS!!! NICE FUCKIN WORK MAN!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
 
supersizeme said:
strangely enough i think you're safe from being photoshopped with this pic. your head is pointing down in exactly the same way that you were in the other one with the basketball jersey. i only know this because that image of you as a midget looking down into your pants is burned into my brain.

does your wife really sell anal beads or was that a joke?
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Not a joke...she sells sex toys. Let me know if you need anything....I'll hook you up with the Fisher Price Pocket Pussy.
 
You kinda look like the dad on "A CHRISTMAS STORY"! "I won a major award. I won a major award"

Pocket pool? Can I call you " Michigan Fats"? ( I'm kidding of course)

Congrats, Will!
 
your manager actually looks like a nice guy. my boss is an Indian who i've seen smile once in 14 months and it was that day the power went out in NY. we had the tv on in here and it was showing the hundreds of people walking down the highways. he was like, "oh that is funny" in a sharp Indian accent.
 
supersizeme said:
your manager acutally looks like a nice guy. my boss is an Indian who i've seen smile once in 14 months and it was that day the power went out in NY. we had the tv on in here and it was showing the hundreds of people walking down the highways. he was like, "oh that is funny" in a sharp Indian accent.
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He's pretty good.....he likes me though...I'm his favorite...LOL.

My biggest complaint with him is his micro-management.
 
Damn. all the good smart ass comments are already taken..

Is that the cheap ass nylon jacket you have there under your pythons?

You remind me of an actor in this pic with you head shaved...
Either woody from cheers or someone else I gotta think about...

Chin up ..
 
Y_Lifter said:
Damn. all the good smart ass comments are already taken..

Is that the cheap ass nylon jacket you have there under your pythons?

You remind me of an actor in this pic with you head shaved...
Either woody from cheers or someone else I gotta think about...

Chin up ..
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Ben Affleck?
 
This thread was suprisingly funny.

Bullit, you are slipping a tad though.
 
beastboy said:


They are intimidated by me.
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this is true. i can tell by the way your head is hanging in shame, hands in pockets, while everyone else has a 'fuck this beastboy n00b' look on his face.
 
beastboy said:


LOL....yes...more than I care too....I've had strangers stop and tell me that.
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Glad to see you don't let it go to your head Mr Droopy Head
inferiority complex looker... You look like a whipped dog..

Here, every 5 years you get to go online to Jostens and pick
out some logo'd crap gift like a watch or crystal vase or such...

Good stuff isn't until like 20 years... Gfather clocks, diamonds etc

Did they at least provide the audience a cake or something?
 
jackangel said:


this is true. i can tell by the way your head is hanging in shame, hands in pockets, while everyone else has a 'fuck this beastboy n00b' look on his face.
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I must commit suicide now....LOL.

Hey...were you in the movie Short Circuit? :)
 
Y_Lifter said:


Glad to see you don't let it go to your head Mr Droopy Head
inferiority complex looker... You look like a whipped dog..

Here, every 5 years you get to go online to Jostens and pick
out some logo'd crap gift like a watch or crystal vase or such...

Good stuff isn't until like 20 years... Gfather clocks, diamonds etc

Did they at least provide the audience a cake or something?
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There are other pics of me with my head up...just didn't post them.

The awards were given after our Christmas luncheon.
 
Originally posted by beastboy
There are other pics of me with my head up...just didn't post them.
The awards were given after our Christmas luncheon.
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Bustin chops, just bustin chops....

Anything good to eat ?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Bullit, you are slipping a tad though.
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You serious broly?

Have you read the other multitude of posts Ive made today?

:wilted:
 
beastboy said:




Hey...were you in the movie Short Circuit? :)
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nope, that guy (fisher stevens) is white. and not as handsome as i. y_lifter tried to pull the same shit, but i corrected him too. you guys really are a clique.
 
jackangel said:


nope, that guy (fisher stevens) is white. and not as handsome as i. y_lifter tried to pull the same shit, but i corrected him too. you guys really are a clique.
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Well then,
do you work for Microsoft Technical phone support at least ?
 
Y_Lifter said:


Well then,
do you work for Microsoft Technical phone support at least ?
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LMEO

I may be slipping (according to those fuckfaces pharm & bb), but Y is getting better with age..... EXTREME age.
 
Y_Lifter said:


Well then,
do you work for Microsoft Technical phone support at least ?
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nope.

btw, pass this along to others (natureboy, ssme, bboy, etc...) so i won't have to answer this one again next week.

:)
 
jackangel said:


nope.

btw, pass this along to others (natureboy, ssme, bboy, etc...) so i won't have to answer this one again next week.

:)
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Convinience store clerk?
 
Is it true what they say about eating Curry and B.O. ,
or is it really a religious objection to bathing and hygiene products ?
 
jackangel said:


nope, that guy (fisher stevens) is white. and not as handsome as i. y_lifter tried to pull the same shit, but i corrected him too. you guys really are a clique.
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My bad....

were not a clique.....we're a family.
 
What was the award for?
Was it a nice jacket?

Don't ever picture any of those people naked.
 
congrats. i got an award the other day at our fire dept. christmas party. it was a nice plaque for extensive training in fire and EMS services. i was pretty stoked with it being my first year.
 
Y_Lifter said:
Damn. all the good smart ass comments are already taken..

Is that the cheap ass nylon jacket you have there under your pythons?

You remind me of an actor in this pic with you head shaved...
Either woody from cheers or someone else I gotta think about...

Chin up ..
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the guy in the transporter and snatch?


tuuuurkiish
 
beastboy said:


Read the whole thread.

Jack is okay.

I picture myself naked.
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I should slap you for making me read all this to find out you've been at the same damn company for five years.

Cool jacket. You get the extra small?

I'm going to rub one out now.
 
toga22 said:
Congrats Beastboy!!! :dance2:

You are going to look mighty fine strutting around in that green jacket!! :)
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I really like you....when am I going to get to see your face pic? From one IE to another.

Thanks Smurfy and Gymgurl......

Wodin....do you always masturbate to my pics?

Eric Nies? My wife wishes. I also get Keanau Reeves.

aap....LMAO...you sure are busting my balls lately.

I really want to put on another solid 20 pounds and drop another 20 of fat...I've come a long way, but have a long way to go.
 
Bullit said:



You serious broly?

Have you read the other multitude of posts Ive made today?

:wilted:
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Nah, it's just that you are so damn funny, you are at the highest level. Anything less would be like Seinfeld funny. Still excellent, but just not Bullit Quality. (your usual)
 
So basically you`ve been there 5 years and did`nt DIE and you get a jacket? Is that how it works? jk bro congrats
 
gonelifting said:
So basically you`ve been there 5 years and did`nt DIE and you get a jacket? Is that how it works? jk bro congrats
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An engineer hasn't made it 5 years there in a long time, so it was a big thing.....LOL.
 
beastboy said:

aap....LMAO...you sure are busting my balls lately.
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Nah, you're alright bro. We just got off on the wrong foot, so-to-speak.

That expression "they wouldn't pick on you if they didn't like you" holds true. I like picking on Bullit too 'cause he can dish it and take it too. Same situation.

Feel free to bust on me too. It's all in fun as long as it's not being serious. You look like you've put quite some time in your lifting & dieting. You look better than I do right now.
 
beast.....I don't want to read through the whole thread because I am tired right now but congratulations and what was the award for?
 
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