I have no sig quote, best one in this thread gets in:

[bran987]

Ready..... GO!

 

[KillahBee]

c'mon man, sig quotes have to come naturally. can I grab some of my quotes from other threads?

 

[SoKlueles]

i cant think under pressure

 

[bran987]

c'mon man, sig quotes have to come naturally. can I grab some of my quotes from other threads?

absolutely! I get 4-5 natural quotes in there per week, I can handle one that is forced lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hi my name is Bran
How about giving me a hand
No I don't mean clap you clown
I was wanting a reach-around

 

[tuc biscuit]

sig quotes are as gay as shadow on his most ungay day ever, so very, very, very gay

 

[Lestat]

my cock is huge

 

[Zebo]

I'm beyond rational thought.....sorry.

 

[hamstershaver]

klu tried to wake me up yesterday with a blow job, i told her to no, i needed my coffee, a guy needs his priorities

 

[Dunk]

Lick My Henway

 

[Lestat]

Lick My Henway

what's a henway?

 

[Dunk]

what's a henway?

3 lbs.....























HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GET IT?!?! HAHAHAHAHAA

 

[Lestat]

3 lbs.....























HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GET IT?!?! HAHAHAHAHAA

oh fuck man, you got me

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

dunk, you urinated on lestat, lol.

Bran

here you go:

Sexier than a girl in a sundress is the same ho in the same dress bringing you a plate of tacos with 150 ounces of beer.

 

[Deterass]

Curling is a genius.

 

[musclemuscle]

u got a problem? then fuck off bitch

 

[musclemuscle]

r u lookin at me?

 

[musclemuscle]

i know what your thinkin

did i fire four shots or five

i dont remember myself

the question is

do you feel lucky

well.....do you...punk?

 

[HiDnGoD]

Lick My Henway

I can't believe this is still making the rounds!

 

[Griz1]

"Younger is better, I like em when you can still taste the piss."


...How was that?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i cant think under pressure

well with the pressure from all your fat, its a wonder you can think at all

 

[Becoming]

well with the pressure from all your fat, its a wonder you can think at all

with all that cock in your mouth, its a wonder you can... uh..

oh, wait, I didn't have a point. I just wanted everyone to notice all the cock in your mouth....

 

[pintoca]

I think mine is pretty cool... specially the part about you thinking nobody knows who you are when all those details are visible...

 

[Sub-Zero]

with all that cock in your mouth, its a wonder you can... uh..

oh, wait, I didn't have a point. I just wanted everyone to notice all the cock in your mouth....

given the fact that its yours, its a little too small for anyone to be able to notice, let alone see

 

[Sub-Zero]

bran have i won yet

 

[bran987]

Actually you won with this:

well with the pressure from all your fat, its a wonder you can think at all

but it was just too cruel

 

[Mr. dB]

"Nothing exists but atoms and empty space. All else is opinion." Niels Bohr

 

[Lestat]

dunk, you urinated on lestat, lol.

Bran

here you go:

Sexier than a girl in a sundress is the same ho in the same dress bringing you a plate of tacos with 150 ounces of beer.

right man, like i haven't see that joke 50 times already.. he got temp band for it and lost 10,000K

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

right man, like i haven't see that joke 50 times already.. he got temp band for it and lost 10,000K

sorry bor. It still smells like piss on this thread. clean it up already.

 

[curling]

Curling is a genius.

Factual statements are always good in a sig.

How about this one:


"If riding on two wheesl is fun, riding on one must be funner."

 

[jrlex]

klu tried to wake me up yesterday with a blow job, i told her to no, i needed my coffee, a guy needs his priorities

Atta boy! Priorities

 

[jrlex]

Ready..... GO!

Hmm ok try this one.

"I like skinny white pale girls that look like they're about to die with a long tounge and a flat head to put a beer on top."


What do you think bran?

 

[Griz1]

"If women didn't have cunts, they'd be SLAVES"

-Mating cry of the trailer park teen "Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

 

[KillahBee]

I was engaged once and then it got broken off. You know where the ring is today? On her finger. You know where here finger is? With the rest of her body in the bottom of the Hudson.

......

 

[Saintinistic]

"Too much bran, gives you the shits"

 

[Sub-Zero]

"Too much bran, gives you the shits"

too much bran also makes you want to quit reading EF for a couple of days

 

[nutsnack]

please NEVER quote me in your sig b/c i have to say that is the gayest thing since gay hit gaytown!!!