I Hate Snow!!!

[BileStew]

I don't know how you Canadians or people more north than I can put up with this white shit. It's annoying, cold, makes people drive like blind schizophrenics having a bout of tourretes syndrome behind the wheel.

Fuck snow, fuck making snow angels, fuck shoveling, fuck salt trucks, fuck snowball fights, fuck the plow guy who plows snow back into my freaking driveway everytime I'm finished shoveling it, I swear that bastard waits around the corner to see when I'm done and BAM!!! more snow to shovel.

Fuck the weatherman who predict 3-5 inches and we are then dumped with 14-18 inches. I hate cold weather, I hate having to put on 10 layers of clothing just to drive to the store to get something WARM to eat. Fuck barometric pressure, fuck Al Roker, fuck sleigh riding, fuck freezing rain and then having to scrape my windows of my SUV just to see outside MORE SNOW!!! Fuck Ice T, Ice Cube and any other rapper or person who has some reference to "cold" in their names.

Ok, I think I'm finished....for now.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

We got a shit load here to prevented me from going to my parents for dinner.

 

[Athos]

I don't know how you Canadians or people more north than I can put up with this white shit. It's annoying, cold, makes people drive like blind schizophrenics having a bout of tourretes syndrome behind the wheel.

Fuck snow, fuck making snow angels, fuck shoveling, fuck salt trucks, fuck snowball fights, fuck the plow guy who plows snow back into my freaking driveway everytime I'm finished shoveling it, I swear that bastard waits around the corner to see when I'm done and BAM!!! more snow to shovel.

Fuck the weatherman who predict 3-5 inches and we are then dumped with 14-18 inches. I hate cold weather, I hate having to put on 10 layers of clothing just to drive to the store to get something WARM to eat. Fuck barometric pressure, fuck Al Roker, fuck sleigh riding, fuck freezing rain and then having to scrape my windows of my SUV just to see outside MORE SNOW!!! Fuck Ice T, Ice Cube and any other rapper or person who has some reference to "cold" in their names.

Ok, I think I'm finished....for now.

Fuckin' hallarious!

 

[BileStew]

I forgot this was BTS and I now have to turn my pent up anger post into a sexual banter thread.

Dayna, can I come by so you can warm me up because I hate SNOW??!!!

Oh yea, and fuck Perry Como and his Christmas carol singing ass. I'm sure he would belt out a few tunes while it's snowing outside.

 

[Athos]

Fuck Jimmy Stewart and that lame assed black and white movie.

 

[Pamela]

We need to trade places for awhile.

We are just far enough down, it only rains and cold.

 

[Mr. Black]

I don't know how you Canadians or people more north than I can put up with this white shit. It's annoying, cold, makes people drive like blind schizophrenics having a bout of tourretes syndrome behind the wheel.

Fuck snow, fuck making snow angels, fuck shoveling, fuck salt trucks, fuck snowball fights, fuck the plow guy who plows snow back into my freaking driveway everytime I'm finished shoveling it, I swear that bastard waits around the corner to see when I'm done and BAM!!! more snow to shovel.

Fuck the weatherman who predict 3-5 inches and we are then dumped with 14-18 inches. I hate cold weather, I hate having to put on 10 layers of clothing just to drive to the store to get something WARM to eat. Fuck barometric pressure, fuck Al Roker, fuck sleigh riding, fuck freezing rain and then having to scrape my windows of my SUV just to see outside MORE SNOW!!! Fuck Ice T, Ice Cube and any other rapper or person who has some reference to "cold" in their names.

Ok, I think I'm finished....for now.

Sounds like you just got your snow cherry popped. This your first experience with snow? Although inconvenient and sometimes very, very cold, this type of weather helps to sollicit endless hours of hot steamy sex (helps to keep each other warm). Don't forget the fun to be had on ski-doos either.

 

[BileStew]

Re: Re: I Hate Snow!!!

Sounds like you just got your snow cherry popped. This your first experience with snow? Although inconvenient and sometimes very, very cold, this type of weather helps to sollicit endless hours of hot steamy sex (helps to keep each other warm). Don't forget the fun to be had on ski-doos either.

Oh no, my snow cherry was popped a LONGGGGG time ago. I've been through 3 foot blizzards to whiteouts.

I hate cold weather and whenever it snows. You can forget me ever having sex on a ski-doo. Fuck that, too cold.

And fuck Vanilla Ice too...

 

[onerepmaximum]

I didn't read this thread, but yeah, I hate Snow too. Informer sucked.

 

[Gymgurl]

Come on Romo....we can make naked snow angels......