I hate my wife going out

[wootoom]

Fuck you woot! How the fuck can you be a mod? This place is fucked up!

I'm so hard right now.

Discuss...

My dick looks like a half ate chimichanga

 

[Typo]

chimichanga

Is that some type of US snack food?

 

[wootoom]

Is that some type of US snack food?

Fuck the US

 

[nangiggles]

I have a hankering for chimichangas

 

[nangiggles]

When she comes home does she jump right in the shower? Or does she do that before she comes home?

her hair is always freshly washed

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck the US

Canadians don't respect us because we're a bunch of Mexico touchers

 

[wootoom]

Canadians don't respect us because we're a bunch of Mexico touchers

Fuck Canada too...we are too nice...fucking embarrassing
Mounties

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck Canada too...we are too nice...fucking embarrassing
Mounties

but you've got Bryan Adams

 

[wootoom]

and Jason Beiber

 

[wootoom]

or Justin