I hang my head in shame

[fistfullofsteel]

Some skank wanted fistfullofsteel's little itty bitty penis and I wussed out. I knew here about a total of 10 minutes tops. That is all. Talk amongst yourselves, except retarded jets, e-girls, cowturds and foreskins fans (all jets, e-girls, cowturds, and forskins fans are retarded) they should be banished to the CFL forever.

And, and, and, what pisses me off is that I didn't get to use my line. "YOU WANT ME!"

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol...it happens...was she too forward?

did you get frightened or nervous?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

lol...it happens...was she too forward?

did you get frightened or nervous?

no condoms

 

[Chocolate_Thunder]

no condoms

Shoot it in her butt.

 

[NEO1]

Seriously? I have a hard time sealing the deal if a girl gives it up 2 easy.

I was at a club one night, this girl approached me at closing time (apparently I was the only option left) talked to me for all of 3 minuts and said "It's too bad" I said "what's that?" she said "It's too bad I'm on my period or I would take you home and fuck you. But if you want you can fuck my ass."

I literally said "huh" and walked away.

me=pwned

Some skank wanted fistfullofsteel's little itty bitty penis and I wussed out. I knew here about a total of 10 minutes tops. That is all. Talk amongst yourselves, except retarded jets, e-girls, cowturds and foreskins fans (all jets, e-girls, cowturds, and forskins fans are retarded) they should be banished to the CFL forever.

And, and, and, what pisses me off is that I didn't get to use my line. "YOU WANT ME!"

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Seriously? I have a hard time sealing the deal if a girl gives it up 2 easy.

I was at a club one night, this girl approached me at closing time (apparently I was the only option left) talked to me for all of 3 minuts and said "It's too bad" I said "what's that?" she said "It's too bad I'm on my period or I would take you home and fuck you. But if you want you can fuck my ass."

I literally said "huh" and walked away.

me=pwned

you didn't get her number? how hot was she? the hotter she is, the harder to turn it down. that goes without saying.

 

[NEO1]

Nope, didn't get the digits. She was probably a 7 7 1/2. It was too easy, I like some challenge (well at least sober)

you didn't get her number? how hot was she? the hotter she is, the harder to turn it down. that goes without saying.

 

[drsketch]

no condoms

ok make her suck your cock then, or go to 7/11


this thread = FAIL