I guess we don't need women.....

[todd_xxxx]

A guy I used to work with (who is married, BTW) told me he takes a piece of liver, folds it in half and stuffs it in a mason jar. Then he heats it up in the microwave and fucks it. The same guy got fired for stinking. Also, when asked by the dentist if he flosses, he said "Shit doc, I haven't BRUSHED my teeth in two years." My life makes me laugh.

 

[HumorMe]

That's just wrong!

 

[Sassy69]

That's just wrong!

On SOOOOO many levels.

 

[The Terminator]

That is so good, I can't stop laughing.

 

[Ercole]

And after he comes, he can fry it up for dinner. He's already provided the sauce!

 

[Frackal]

Hmmm....what kind of liver was it? Do you know what setting he was using on the microwave?

 

[Longhorn85]

A guy I used to work with (who is married, BTW) told me he takes a piece of liver, folds it in half and stuffs it in a mason jar. Then he heats it up in the microwave and fucks it. The same guy got fired for stinking. Also, when asked by the dentist if he flosses, he said "Shit doc, I haven't BRUSHED my teeth in two years." My life makes me laugh.

Damn! I hope he let that sucker cool off first, you know how there are hot pockets in microwaved food. He could easily burn his dick.

I wonder if he has become fond of that mason jar. Probably likes to drink beer out of it too.

 

[Pamela]

A guy I used to work with (who is married, BTW) told me he takes a piece of liver, folds it in half and stuffs it in a mason jar. Then he heats it up in the microwave.

What would he had done if the jar busted?

 

[epinephrine munky]

My sis-in-law worked in an emergency room. This gay guys partner was gone for a week so he was lonely. They got the 911 call that he was using a tube shaped light bulb inside his hiney and it broke inside him.

Needless to say, he bled to death in the ambulance on the way back to the hospital. bye bye