I did a stranger last night

[Dial_tone]

I masturbated with my opposite hand for the first time that I can ever recall....not bad at all.

 

[DieselGunz]

U have more talent that I do

 

[monstermmf]

If you wanna make it feel like you got another.. lift your right leg.. reach under it with your right arm.. and jerk off that way.. feels like someone else is doing it

 

[DieselGunz]

If you wanna make it feel like you got another.. lift your right leg.. reach under it with your right arm.. and jerk off that way.. feels like someone else is doing it

LMAO never heard of doing it that way


U have experience orb!

 

[jnevin]

You can also sit on your hand until it falls asleep and have at it.

 

[Hiatussin]

Slam a hole into a water melon and fuck it. its wet tight and pink. you can warm it up a bit if you want.

 

[monstermmf]

LMAO never heard of doing it that way


U have experience orb!

Nah my roommate from my freshman year of college was real fucked up in the head.. always had something new to tell me.. weird mother fucker.. I'd wake up in the middle of the night to him jerkin off in his loft.. I'm like dude, what the hell.. he would always be like.. dude stop talking to me, your going to make me lose my bone. He had two sock drawers.. one of clean socks, one of beat off socks. He was a cool guy though, from my high school, we both played o-line in college, then he dropped out and is now attempting to bench 700 at 260.. at the age of 22.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Nah my roommate from my freshman year of college was real fucked up in the head.. always had something new to tell me.. weird mother fucker.. I'd wake up in the middle of the night to him jerkin off in his loft.. I'm like dude, what the hell.. he would always be like.. dude stop talking to me, your going to make me lose my bone. He had two sock drawers.. one of clean socks, one of beat off socks. He was a cool guy though, from my high school, we both played o-line in college, then he dropped out and is now attempting to bench 700 at 260.. at the age of 22.

LOL

 

[hammercurls]

lol

 

[squatpuke]

Broke my right hand a few years ago beating someone in the head.

Had to learn lefty...now I can do both ! ! !

Sure helps when surfing.

 

[swole]

I use both. One hand stroking, the other caresses my nuts.

 

[pintoca]

I masturbated with my opposite hand for the first time that I can ever recall....not bad at all.

that is like cheating bro

 

[Gymgurl]

LOL you guys are funny....

 

[monstermmf]

It's sad were not lying..

 

[SC4EVA]

Slam a hole into a water melon and fuck it. its wet tight and pink. you can warm it up a bit if you want.

That just seems nasty - have you actually done this?

 

[Cutiebaby]

was it scary? lol

 

[monstermmf]

I would never fuck a watermelon though

 

[Cutiebaby]

I would never fuck a watermelon though

wouldnt that be messy?

 

[rudeboyja]

I'm a sick dude but y'all FM'ers need some help. Dedicate a little more time to getting ass & stop trying to become the Thomas Edison of jerkin off