I Can't Believe I just shaved my Nuts...

[CrazyRussian]

Hey guys let me preface this by saying that I'm still a virgin and the way things are looking, might be a virgin for a few more weeks..months..years...so I didn't do this for a SO

Anyways, I was kinda bored...so I was standing in front of the mirror and I said "shit ill just trim my armpits" I got the mustache trimmer and went at it. 2 mins later it looked like a bad haircut in my armpit, so I said fuck it...put some shaving cream on it and attacked with the Mach 3. The cream ran out fast, so most of the shaving was with a warm razor on skin w/o cream. No nicks or cuts, surprisingly

Then, in the shower, I looked at my dick and said "damn thats a hairy bitch, lemme trim it." Well, I did, and it was all disproportionate...lookin like a bad haircut. Finally I just said "fuck it"...I got the beard trimmer and went for the patch above the shvantz untill the long shit was gone. Then, I attacked with my Mach 3 till there was nothing left. I thought about doing that hairy shit on my inner thigh, but decided against it. Sack was also in tact...basically, it now looks like a porn stars, but with hair on the nutsack. I might finish it up tommorow...

anyways, I dont know why I did this...so far, the pits are feelin good and the shvantz is feeling good. What can I expect in terms of itching? Any special creme I could use to soothe it? Any advice? Words of scorn? Ty

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

"damn thats a hairy bitch, lemme trim it."

I have hair growth up to an inch below the glan. I have to use twisers every 2 weeks or I get wolf-man dick. I have no clue why. I can't find a reason on the Internet.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

so you heard that shaving makes it look bigger too, huh

many young padawan learner grasshoppers make the same mistake, little one.

prepare thyself, for thy balls shall itch most poignantly ere this night is done

 

[strangebrew]

You're gonna be itching like a mofo pretty soon.

 

[CrazyRussian]

Holy shit me too...only like 1 inch up tho (which would make it what, 11 away from the head? )

I tried going at it with the M3 but decided against it...it's freaking wierd


Update: pits are fine...nuts are fine, no itchiness. HAven't put ANY? moisturizer or aftershave on it..should I go with cetaphil moisturizer

 

[BrothaBill]

Youre full of shite, nice try though with the stupid thread, if you cant beat em, join em

 

[DJ_UFO]

How old are you man? I shave mine from like 10 years ago...and I don't even feel any itching now. I'm just used to.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Been shaven since i was like 17, I never get or have gotten razor burn. Man, do i feel sorry for the women that have to deal with Tarzan jungle crotches. I see pubes like 3 inches long on urinals, makes me want to vomit. Makes me sick thinking about being with a chick that doesn’t shave

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Trimming is good to do, but you gotta be careful whatever you decide to use. Once a few years ago I was going out and had to trim up, but didn't have any more razors or a trimmer......so I used scissors. I cut a chunk of skin outta my sack, and that bled for quite a while. Needless to say I wasn't about to try and get any that night.

Don't use scissors down there!!

I think a beard trimmer is the best way to go.

 

[big_bad_buff]

hahahah, that sucks, but i think most of us have been there before

Trimming is good to do, but you gotta be careful whatever you decide to use. Once a few years ago I was going out and had to trim up, but didn't have any more razors or a trimmer......so I used scissors. I cut a chunk of skin outta my sack, and that bled for quite a while. Needless to say I wasn't about to try and get any that night.

Don't use scissors down there!!

I think a beard trimmer is the best way to go.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I trim. I don't shave the pubic region. I have to trim though. When I didn't, hair was comming out of my briefs. Stuff grows fast as hell.

 

[BrothaBill]

ok, im leaving this thread and not coming back

 

[big_bad_buff]

same

ok, im leaving this thread and not coming back

 

[spongebob]

hehe...perkele shit, wait till soklue see's this. peepee.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

moustache trimmers with 1/8" attachment for the pubes.

razor and hot water for the nuts.

That's all it takes for me. Havn't trimmed and shaved in 3 weeks though. No need to cause I still can't have sex

I'll never shave the pubes bald again. I itched like hell when I did that. Nutsack is always itch free though.

 

[CrazyRussian]

Crap...I guess I'm in for itching

45 mins after and I still don't feel anything...

by beard trimmer do you guys mean that little thing that flips out on the electric razors? That's what I used to shorten the hair before I mach 3'd it.

anyways, wahtever...guess we all learn from experiences.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I just hope that guys who shave their balls don't cut their brains.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Crap...I guess I'm in for itching

45 mins after and I still don't feel anything...

by beard trimmer do you guys mean that little thing that flips out on the electric razors? That's what I used to shorten the hair before I mach 3'd it.

anyways, wahtever...guess we all learn from experiences.

no, by beard/moustache trimmers I mean the ones you buy at the store that are made for beard and moustache trimming.

I've got a set that flips from being head clippers to being beard/moustache trimmers. That reminds me, I need to buzz my head down this week.

But anyway, with actual beard/moustache trimmers, you can throw different length attachments on there. I like having a little, like 1/8". Still very short and clean looking, but no itch.

 

[Dakotah]

I like it when my man shaves actually i would rather he did besides he even knows he gets tons of headshots when he shaved -- his avg times of getting head from me when he didnt whave was like maybe once a month if that and then if he sahved its like a few times a week

 

[CrazyRussian]

^Sweeeeet

I'll keep that in mind

Anyways so far it feels great...my schvantz DOES look bigger...even though that's not my primary reason for doing it. This beard trimmer seems like a pretty usefull contraption, Ill have to pick one up.
I've asked like 10 people and they all think shaving armpits is a dumb idea. Hopefully, the beard trimmer will remedy this problem also...

Anyways im gonna go buy some deodorant and go to sleep. Yall have a nice eveningb and thanks for the..advice?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

^Sweeeeet

I'll keep that in mind

Anyways so far it feels great...my schvantz DOES look bigger...even though that's not my primary reason for doing it. This beard trimmer seems like a pretty usefull contraption, Ill have to pick one up.
I've asked like 10 people and they all think shaving armpits is a dumb idea. Hopefully, the beard trimmer will remedy this problem also...

Anyways im gonna go buy some deodorant and go to sleep. Yall have a nice eveningb and thanks for the..advice?

go whackit. first time you whackit or have sex when you're freshly shaven (meaning you havn't shaved in a while) is heaven.

 

[USMC fighter]

Way i look at it, i hate goin down on a hairy pussy, so i dont think chicks are too much different, plus yeah it feels better, and um it does make it look bigger....lol

 

[dicedgunz]

Way i look at it, i hate goin down on a hairy pussy, so i dont think chicks are too much different, plus yeah it feels better, and um it does make it look bigger....lol

couldnt have said it better.....bic it or i wont lick it

 

[bluepeter]

You'll get some itching the first few times you do it. I shave my balls smooth every 3 days or so. Never nicked it and it doesn't itch at all after maybe the first 3 times I did it.

 

[hard life]

shaved is the only way to go

 

[CrazyRussian]

Update (I know you guys want one)

It looks really wierd..like, stubble on my shvantz. However, it doesnt itch one bit. WOOHOO..guess i used a good razor, eh?

Pits are feeling scrumdilicious as well..

thinking what deodorant to buy next

K im never posting in this thread again bye