I Can't Believe I just shaved my Nuts...

[CrazyRussian]

Hey guys let me preface this by saying that I'm still a virgin and the way things are looking, might be a virgin for a few more weeks..months..years...so I didn't do this for a SO

Anyways, I was kinda bored...so I was standing in front of the mirror and I said "shit ill just trim my armpits" I got the mustache trimmer and went at it. 2 mins later it looked like a bad haircut in my armpit, so I said fuck it...put some shaving cream on it and attacked with the Mach 3. The cream ran out fast, so most of the shaving was with a warm razor on skin w/o cream. No nicks or cuts, surprisingly

Then, in the shower, I looked at my dick and said "damn thats a hairy bitch, lemme trim it." Well, I did, and it was all disproportionate...lookin like a bad haircut. Finally I just said "fuck it"...I got the beard trimmer and went for the patch above the shvantz untill the long shit was gone. Then, I attacked with my Mach 3 till there was nothing left. I thought about doing that hairy shit on my inner thigh, but decided against it. Sack was also in tact...basically, it now looks like a porn stars, but with hair on the nutsack. I might finish it up tommorow...

anyways, I dont know why I did this...so far, the pits are feelin good and the shvantz is feeling good. What can I expect in terms of itching? Any special creme I could use to soothe it? Any advice? Words of scorn? Ty

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

"damn thats a hairy bitch, lemme trim it."

I have hair growth up to an inch below the glan. I have to use twisers every 2 weeks or I get wolf-man dick. I have no clue why. I can't find a reason on the Internet.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

so you heard that shaving makes it look bigger too, huh

many young padawan learner grasshoppers make the same mistake, little one.

prepare thyself, for thy balls shall itch most poignantly ere this night is done

 

[strangebrew]

You're gonna be itching like a mofo pretty soon.

 

[CrazyRussian]

Holy shit me too...only like 1 inch up tho (which would make it what, 11 away from the head? )

I tried going at it with the M3 but decided against it...it's freaking wierd


Update: pits are fine...nuts are fine, no itchiness. HAven't put ANY? moisturizer or aftershave on it..should I go with cetaphil moisturizer

 

[BrothaBill]

Youre full of shite, nice try though with the stupid thread, if you cant beat em, join em

 

[DJ_UFO]

How old are you man? I shave mine from like 10 years ago...and I don't even feel any itching now. I'm just used to.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Been shaven since i was like 17, I never get or have gotten razor burn. Man, do i feel sorry for the women that have to deal with Tarzan jungle crotches. I see pubes like 3 inches long on urinals, makes me want to vomit. Makes me sick thinking about being with a chick that doesn’t shave

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Trimming is good to do, but you gotta be careful whatever you decide to use. Once a few years ago I was going out and had to trim up, but didn't have any more razors or a trimmer......so I used scissors. I cut a chunk of skin outta my sack, and that bled for quite a while. Needless to say I wasn't about to try and get any that night.

Don't use scissors down there!!

I think a beard trimmer is the best way to go.

 

[big_bad_buff]

hahahah, that sucks, but i think most of us have been there before

Trimming is good to do, but you gotta be careful whatever you decide to use. Once a few years ago I was going out and had to trim up, but didn't have any more razors or a trimmer......so I used scissors. I cut a chunk of skin outta my sack, and that bled for quite a while. Needless to say I wasn't about to try and get any that night.

Don't use scissors down there!!

I think a beard trimmer is the best way to go.