I am now a multi-millionaire.

[biteme]

At least I was for the day. I went on errands with my very rich friend. He introduced me as his associate to show me how differently I would be treated by women. OMG! It was hilarious. I had 18 year old girls googling over me, asking if I was married, feeling my muscles, etc. I think I'm now motivated to be rich.

 

[biteme]

One of the young girls at the bank wants to go out with me, but I know it's only on the pretense that I'm rich. My friend told me to play the role, but I just can't do that.

 

[BrothaBill]

At least I was for the day. I went on errands with my very rich friend. He introduced me as his associate to show me how differently I would be treated by women. OMG! It was hilarious. I had 18 year old girls googling over me, asking if I was married, feeling my muscles, etc. I think I'm now motivated to be rich.

Yeah, thats a great night out, expensive but hilarious. "I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!!""" night out.
Wear a tux and with funny money sticking out of the pockets with real bills on the outside.
Buy rounds of drinks, kinda spendy but its worth the suckups and the women, its awesome

 

[buffer1]

good luck

 

[DJ_UFO]

One of the young girls at the bank wants to go out with me, but I know it's only on the pretense that I'm rich. My friend told me to play the role, but I just can't do that.

HIT IT!!!!!!! She started the game.

 

[Lestat]

HIT IT!!!!!!! She started the game.

agreed

 

[vinylgroover]

did he pay for some expensive hookers?

 

[biteme]

agreed

THe girl can't be older than 20 and she'd only be going out with me because she thinks I'm loaded. I just can't play with people like that. It was hilarious though, how they were kissing my ass.

 

[biteme]

Now I know the truth though. When women find out that I'm a struggling, single father, they run the other way. That's okay, I'm not bitter. Just the way things are.

 

[DJ_UFO]

THe girl can't be older than 20 and she'd only be going out with me because she thinks I'm loaded. I just can't play with people like that. It was hilarious though, how they were kissing my ass.

Bro you can claim you are dating her because you think she loves you by who you are. It's a game. She can't say anything. She's interested with you for the money, well you get interested for the brown eye.

 

[biteme]

Bro you can claim you are dating her because you think she loves you by who you are. It's a game. She can't say anything. She's interested with you for the money, well you get interested for the brown eye.

Yeah, I know. And I always suspected that most women were really that way and it's true despite what they claim. I mean the difference is shocking. I've got a very good physique and I'm not ugly, but I always tell the truth about who I am and what I have. Today, was an eye opener. I just can't be like that. The girl would be putting her life on hold thinking she's dating the man of her dreams ( a rich guy who's not unattactive and is nice). My friend thinks I should do it, but that's one of the reasons he's rich.

 

[pdaddy]

I know what you mean bro. I go down to Mexico for a couple weeks every year and every nigh I go out I have a completly different alias, shitty thing was though I met this total hottie that I ended up dating semi-long distance when I got back and I had to keep pretending that I was an anesthesiologist.

That's Ok though because three months into it I found out she was engaged the entire time.

 

[jack sparrow]

I get junkmail at least twice a week telling me that I'm a millionaire....I flash the envelopes to the chicks, but it never works.

 

[biteme]

I get junkmail at least twice a week telling me that I'm a millionaire....I flash the envelopes to the chicks, but it never works.

FLash the green bro. Believe me, it works.

 

[Hiatussin]

I have some "friends" who hold parties and stand at the door and select the girls who may enter by hotness and just send the others away. some of the guys in this group are balding and fat and have bad teeth. But they have inherited millions.

People are lowly. Not just women.

I´d date an ugly dumb annoying chick if her father was a billionaire.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I have some "friends" who hold parties and stand at the door and select the girls who may enter by hotness and just send the others away. some of the guys in this group are balding and fat and have bad teeth. But they have inherited millions.

People are lowly. Not just women.

People are indeed lowly. Don't spend another second on this biteme.

I may die single because it's so hard to find people worth keeping. And - yeah - all that shit I said on the $200 date post was true - but I gave up acting like that a while ago.

My time's more valuable; the point was proven.

Now I mostly keep to myself. Sucks.

 

[Hiatussin]

People are indeed lowly. Don't spend another second on this biteme.

I may die single because it's so hard to find people worth keeping. And - yeah - all that shit I said on the $200 date post was true - but I gave up acting like that a while ago.

My time's more valuable; the point was proven.

Now I mostly keep to myself. Sucks.

Perhaps the only "love" is within your own economic class.

I know I for one would have a problem being with someone who has/makes 1/10th of me, or 10 times as much. Both for friendship and love. Its just unrealistic to pursue. The problems are endless.

Rather than spend 1000$ on a hot date to get sex I´d prefer to get an equally hot whore for 50 or 100 who has the same goals and is a more beautiful person- she at least has honesty.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Money...

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

Yeah, thats a great night out, expensive but hilarious. "I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!!""" night out.
Wear a tux and with funny money sticking out of the pockets with real bills on the outside.
Buy rounds of drinks, kinda spendy but its worth the suckups and the women, its awesome

You can't tell me that really works? Oh man. Would it be the dim bulbs flocking to this kind of display. Tell me.
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

 

[jack sparrow]

'dim bulbs'

You don't by any chance read Stephen King, do you?
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

You don't by any chance read Stephen King, do you?
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

I have read most, yes. Uh oh, wait - here it comes and I can't see it coming yet. Hit me with it, but be nice. I've had a really rough day and week.
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

 

[jack sparrow]

I have read most, yes. Uh oh, wait - here it comes and I can't see it coming yet. Hit me with it, but be nice. I've had a really rough day and week.

One of my favorite writers. I wish I could write/spin tales like that dude.

I'ts been a longtime dream of mine. (btw: I had a bad day too...so no digs).

 

[Island Son]

FLash the green bro. Believe me, it works.

cash gives you more access..... But the ones you really want might assume you're rich and single cause you're an asshole and stay away.

power, the ultimate aphrodisiac

 

[Hiatussin]

cash gives you more access..... But the ones you really want might assume you're rich and single cause you're an asshole and stay away.

power, the ultimate aphrodisiac

I totally get off on power